One of my good friends finds himself newly single, and looking for a cute female to spend time with. As his friend, I would like to quit hearing about how lonely he is, and so I am making this thread to ask the females of TWW to consider going on a date with him. He graduated from NCSU a few years ago AND has a job as an engineer! WOW! Can't beat that in these hard economic times! I will even finance your first date to enjoy burgers off the dollar menu at McD's and catch a $1.50 showing at Blue Ridge!

THIS IS NOT A JOKE

DO NOT LET THIS THREAD GET LEFT BEHIND

9/18/2011 5:18:41 PM

just the females?

9/18/2011 5:20:02 PM

k

9/18/2011 5:20:10 PM

If you are too shy to actually post in this thread, you can PM me. I will not spill your details on TWW!

9/18/2011 5:21:14 PM

what women are you expecting to wrangle up here?

9/18/2011 5:24:43 PM

you're such a good friend meg

9/18/2011 5:25:26 PM

9/18/2011 5:26:05 PM

THIS IS SURE TO WORK!


stranger things have happened thanks to TWW

9/18/2011 5:26:57 PM

this won't work because he doesn't have photos in his gallery

9/18/2011 5:29:26 PM

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"One of my good friends finds himself newly single"

Why don't you fuck date him?

9/18/2011 5:30:01 PM

^She doesn't like sucking dick, so he probably doesn't want to date her.

9/18/2011 5:31:46 PM

I've already suckered some other poor soul into dating me.

9/18/2011 5:32:30 PM

he's a loser

she dumped his ass for a reason

9/18/2011 5:32:48 PM

No offense, but you're supposed to post pics of the guy.

9/18/2011 5:33:47 PM

I bet you would like that

9/18/2011 5:36:53 PM

If you're looking for single women, maybe you should try a place other than the internet.

9/18/2011 5:37:02 PM

Try the Loser Emporium on Desperate Street

9/18/2011 5:38:15 PM

PM sent

9/18/2011 5:39:44 PM

^^^They lurk around these parts. Sometimes silently, sometimes not so much. And they all wreak of desperation!

[Edited on September 18, 2011 at 5:40 PM. Reason : ]

9/18/2011 5:39:49 PM

What kind of girl is your friend looking for? Ambitions? Sociability? Personality?

Pics do help or you can describe your friend. Is he an introvert or is he the life of the party? Does he like to go out? What are his hobbies?

9/18/2011 5:41:39 PM

Desperate and horny men wouldn't even date a loser girlfriend of yours without pics.


just saying...


a second time...


because women don't get the point the first time.

9/18/2011 5:42:02 PM

Quote :

"What kind of girl is your friend looking for? Ambitions? Sociability? Personality?"

Given that he's newly single, I would say the type of girl he's looking for is: promiscuous.

9/18/2011 5:44:08 PM

Or just has a heartbeat.

9/18/2011 5:45:37 PM

Safety not guaranteed.

9/18/2011 5:45:54 PM

Quote :

"Given that he's newly single, I would say the type of girl he's looking for is: promiscuous. "

hahaha DING DING

but seriously

i'd say he is some kind of introvert/extrovert balance. he doesn't mind partying but he also doesn't like to draw attention to himself for acting stupid. he's also not interested in women who are attention whores. he hates to cook, enjoys going out, and loves football (college & pro). he has really bad taste in music, so he could definitely use some help in that area.

[Edited on September 18, 2011 at 5:49 PM. Reason : ]

9/18/2011 5:46:19 PM

like how bad is his taste in music?

9/18/2011 5:51:00 PM

it's so bad! i had better taste in music when i was 12

9/18/2011 5:51:52 PM

He sounds like a great catch. Cant believe the wimmins aren't beating down his door.

9/18/2011 5:56:59 PM

Just got this text -- "I don't have bad taste in music. I play like 3 instruments!" hahaha

9/18/2011 5:57:42 PM

can he bang out a white trash whore w/ 2 kids in Fayetteville for me

two birds one stone kind of deal

9/18/2011 5:58:59 PM

wait, he plays 3 instruments? BAND GEEK

9/18/2011 6:01:47 PM

telling the females that he is lonely will not attract them

9/18/2011 6:02:25 PM

Not true. It makes them feel like they have a shot because his expectations may be lower! THIS IS SURE TO WORK!

9/18/2011 6:03:18 PM

is he fat?

I'm already fat so I don't need another fattie in my life trying to always take me out to eat

9/18/2011 6:04:34 PM

he is tall with broad shoulders. i'm not sure how much he works out anymore.

9/18/2011 6:13:45 PM

but he's got strong forearms AMIRITE

9/18/2011 6:14:34 PM

Quote :

"Desperate and horny men wouldn't even date a loser girlfriend of yours without pics."

I'm confused - was that directed toward me? I'm just trying to help Meg out by getting her to describe her friend better. None of my girlfriends are single so I don't have anyone.

9/18/2011 6:22:00 PM

most of my friends are dating/married. or crazy. so i thought i'd check tww!

9/18/2011 6:24:33 PM

...where all the females are dating/married....or crazy

9/18/2011 6:25:26 PM

haha so true

9/18/2011 6:27:26 PM

Quote :

"it's so bad! i had better taste in music when i was 12"

is he a fan of dubstep

9/18/2011 6:40:37 PM

Jesus... Send this guy to a bar with a tulip and a credit card. He is sure to fare better in the short term.

9/18/2011 6:43:38 PM

CASSIE!!!

9/18/2011 7:35:51 PM

^^^trollololol

9/18/2011 7:38:27 PM

^I know, I know, he's a fan of oldskool happy hardcore instead.

9/18/2011 7:55:14 PM

Damn Cass I'm not crazy either

9/18/2011 7:56:44 PM

Ibtkatie92

9/18/2011 7:57:27 PM

I recommend sawahash

9/18/2011 8:07:58 PM

^haaa

9/18/2011 8:12:41 PM

He's 2 lonely.

9/18/2011 8:14:15 PM