iheartkisses
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Samuel L. Ipsum motherfucking placeholder text motherfucker!
http://slipsum.com/
Design-nerds rejoice!  9/21/2011 2:05:00 PM
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Ragged
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is this about salt 9/21/2011 2:05:59 PM |
wdprice3
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I'm serious as a heart attack
Now that there is the Tec-9, a crappy spray gun from South Miami. This gun is advertised as the most popular gun in American crime. Do you believe that shit? It actually says that in the little book that comes with it: the most popular gun in American crime. Like they're actually proud of that shit.
No, motherfucker
The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy My brothers. And you will know My name is the Lord when I lay My vengeance upon thee.
9/21/2011 2:06:14 PM |
iheartkisses
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Are you ready for the truth?
Normally, both your asses would be dead as fucking fried chicken, but you happen to pull this shit while I'm in a transitional period so I don't wanna kill you, I wanna help you. But I can't give you this case, it don't belong to me. Besides, I've already been through too much shit this morning over this case to hand it over to your dumb ass.
9/21/2011 2:06:56 PM |
iheartkisses
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Hold on to your butts
Now that we know who you are, I know who I am. I'm not a mistake! It all makes sense! In a comic, you know how you can tell who the arch-villain's going to be? He's the exact opposite of the hero. And most times they're friends, like you and me! I should've known way back when... You know why, David? Because of the kids. They called me Mr Glass.
No, motherfucker
Your bones don't break, mine do. That's clear. Your cells react to bacteria and viruses differently than mine. You don't get sick, I do. That's also clear. But for some reason, you and I react the exact same way to water. We swallow it too fast, we choke. We get some in our lungs, we drown. However unreal it may seem, we are connected, you and I. We're on the same curve, just on opposite ends.
9/21/2011 2:07:44 PM |
Skwinkle
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haha. This is better than bacon ipsum or hipster ipsum. Too bad I never pull filler text. I've tried to get my design friend to use one of these to see if anyone notices, but she doesn't think it would be funny. 9/21/2011 4:33:28 PM |
