are they looking for a boner to grind on? are they looking for rhythmic thrusts? I thought it was just ceremonial and all you had to do was stand behind her but i dont reel in the chicks from it like i used to when i was young and a cool breeze could give me a boner.

9/24/2011 4:20:34 AM

COOL STORY BRO

9/24/2011 4:28:46 AM

if a f can respond would be great

9/24/2011 10:53:50 AM

I just dance

9/24/2011 10:54:34 AM

ha

9/24/2011 10:57:30 AM

I prefer hoagies over grinders.

9/24/2011 11:03:27 AM

I like whwn dudes dance back and not just stand there...but its also fun to play the "who can I give a boner with my dance skillz game"

maybe I'm the only one that enjoys this game

9/24/2011 12:57:46 PM

certain chicks ive danced with, its obvious theyre tryin to give you a boner.


i always dance back just cause chicks are like "you can tell how a dude fucks by how he dances"


...so i let them know ahead of time its gonna be unfulfilling

9/24/2011 1:10:08 PM

LOL

I got to the last sentence and was expecting amazeballs and saw unfufilling..laffed so hard

[Edited on September 24, 2011 at 1:14 PM. Reason : e]

9/24/2011 1:13:16 PM

Quote :

""you can tell how a dude fucks by how he dances""

I love how women honestly believe that complete horseshit

[Edited on September 24, 2011 at 1:15 PM. Reason : ]

9/24/2011 1:15:22 PM

I like to call grinding the boner challenge, see how long I can hold out, then be like yeah, that's my boner.

9/24/2011 1:16:13 PM

jazon I'm always open to see if this theory is false

9/24/2011 1:17:26 PM

trust me, even my lowsy boner thrusting skills make my dancing look fucking shitty

[Edited on September 24, 2011 at 1:19 PM. Reason : ]

9/24/2011 1:18:29 PM

when in doubt i dance like bender

9/24/2011 1:22:46 PM

you have beer storage in your chest?

and jazon

9/24/2011 1:24:29 PM

i'm more impressed by the fact he can get his head to spin all the way around.

9/24/2011 1:47:24 PM

I'm more impressed they let him smoke in a club

9/24/2011 2:21:22 PM

I'm more impressed that a robot that is at least 21 years old is still usable technology

9/24/2011 2:37:19 PM

I'm more impressed he's able to deftly handle things with those large "fingers".

9/24/2011 2:52:59 PM

Quote :

"and jazon "

9/24/2011 3:37:34 PM

This thread was better than expected

9/24/2011 3:41:17 PM

im not an actual robot, i just dance like bender. but yeah i can spin my head around and store beer in my bra

9/24/2011 5:05:53 PM

I pretty much hate grinding. Mainly because it's a chance for random guys to sneak up on you from behind - which in any other situation would land them a swift kick to the crotch or pepper sprayed.

9/25/2011 12:46:47 PM

Don't understand why women would want to subject themselves to this sexually degrading form of dancing.


Save grinding for the bedroom while you're having sex.


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9/25/2011 12:52:56 PM

9/25/2011 12:55:28 PM

My roommate from Denmark quickly observed after the first night at a club here that "everyone just dances like they're having sex...that's it".

9/25/2011 1:00:22 PM

Well, i think we've hit rock bottom, it can only go up from here

9/25/2011 1:05:05 PM

Jizzing is the objective. Any female enjoyment is simply a coinikydink

I'm Krallum and you're doing it wrong

9/25/2011 1:09:34 PM

baby when we're grinding, i get so excited, oooh how i like it, i try but i can't fight it


YOU'RE MAKING IT HAAAAARD FOR MEEEE

9/25/2011 1:13:17 PM

"Step back you're dancing kinda close. I feel a little poke coming through....on you"

9/25/2011 1:18:43 PM

that song came on at the bar last night and my drunk ass felt the need to announce to everyone who walked by me-- "THIS SONG IS ABOUT BONERS"

9/25/2011 1:21:40 PM

hahahaha I hate I missed that. It came on at my bachelorette party.....along with several others that I now want to be played at my reception just because that's what I grew up listening to. After the old folks leave of course

9/25/2011 1:29:15 PM

Quote :

""Step back you're dancing kinda close. I feel a little poke coming through....on you"

I wonder if she can tell I'm hard right now?



[Edited on September 25, 2011 at 2:03 PM. Reason : embed]

9/25/2011 2:03:43 PM

I was in Peru with NCSU study abroad, at the only nightclub in Aguas Calientes. I was happily sitting by myself, enjoying my rum and coke, watching the people dance and rejoicing that I no longer had dysentery. Suddenly one of the cuter girls in our group slides into the seat beside me and throws an arm around me.

I'm confused but happy until she explains that she's over here pretending like she's with me, because some creepy guy on the dance floor kept poking her with a boner while she was grinding on him. I had always thought that was sort of the point, but I'm not much of a dancer so what do I know?

Our local fixer, a dude named Javier who spoke about two words of English and had a face covered in scars from far fights, came over and asked how we were doing. The girl spoke virtually no Spanish that I could tell, so it was left to me to explain, "That dude over there keeps poking her with his boner," or something to that effect in Spanish.

He considered and said, "Tell her if it happens again I will break a bottle over his head." Then he went over and escorted the offender outside, where I assume he beat the living shit out of him.

Too long, did not read.

[Edited on September 25, 2011 at 3:14 PM. Reason : ten years of spanish for "ese tipo le toca con su ereccion muchas veces" or something like that]

9/25/2011 3:14:08 PM

That was one of the best stories I've ever read.

9/25/2011 3:48:44 PM

^^ I also did that study abroad and the part that concerns me the most is the lack of spanish knowledge considering thats what the study abroad program was for.

Did you go with the Villa-Garcias?

9/25/2011 4:34:53 PM

I don't grind much, but when I do it's never with a boner. I always thought that made me look weak. If I can get a boner just by dancing for a few minutes, how the hell will I be able to hold out for more than a minute during the actual sex? What kind of girl would actually want to feel my boner on her ass? That's just weird. I've had girls induce a boner on me, and I back off at that point.

9/25/2011 7:21:53 PM

Quote :

"I don't grind much, but when I do it's never with a boner."

9/25/2011 7:31:29 PM

Quote :

"this guy plays with his erection often"

9/25/2011 7:37:53 PM

I only try to give my boyfriend a boner when dancing.

9/25/2011 7:38:51 PM

this is a surprisingly funny thread.

9/25/2011 7:40:47 PM

the girls from this study have all been 18-21 (X hands) so an inexperienced girl may want to feel a boner and think its an indication that the guy is straight and does indeed, have a dick.

9/25/2011 8:04:31 PM

some girls like it, some girls dont

It's that simple. Don't think about it too much just do what you got to do and be happy with it.

9/25/2011 8:07:03 PM

Quote :

"ese tipo le toca con su ereccion muchas veces"

"that type near you touches her with his erection many times"
(IIRC aquel is used for someone near neither speaker nor listener)

9/25/2011 8:12:24 PM

I usually try to avoid dancing with guys I don't know. However, if the guy actually tries to dance, doesn't matter if he is a good dancer or not, then I might continue dancing with him. To me it is more about trying to have fun than pretending to have sex on the dance floor.

Also, I used to never pay attention to guys that came up behind me and tried to dance with me. Usually I could dance fast or intimidating enough to get them to back off. I think I might have hurt a few of them, but that's what they get for trying to rub their dick on me.

9/25/2011 8:20:50 PM

bmel's a ballbreaker

9/25/2011 8:26:04 PM

I don't try to give guys boners when I dance with them.

unless the guy is really sensitive or she's grinding like a stripper, there should be no boners on the dance floor.

9/25/2011 8:28:37 PM

sometimes you just gotta let the eagle soar

9/25/2011 8:29:59 PM

this guy is letting the eagle soar due to the hot chick grinding on him

9/25/2011 9:27:36 PM

set em up

9/25/2011 10:23:24 PM