While waiting on the subway to arrive the other day, a tiny asian woman comes up to my g/f and I....smiling and waving. Turns out, it was the g/f's waxer.
At that moment, there were 3 people....underground.....all within 5 feet of each other....that have intimate knowledge of what my significant other's hoohaa looks like.


Also, I had gas.

9/26/2011 8:58:13 AM

That might be the easiest setup for a threeway ever

9/26/2011 9:07:43 AM

I've never slept with an asian woman. Is it true that that thang goes sideways?

9/26/2011 9:11:25 AM

I've never seen one that was sideways but all the Asian girls I've been with would "love you long time"

9/26/2011 9:14:12 AM

All Your Base Are Belong To Us

9/26/2011 3:22:58 PM

Man, the quality of my threads has been on a steady decline for a while now. This has to change.... This HAS to change

9/26/2011 8:36:18 PM

I thought it was funny

9/26/2011 8:38:16 PM

Ha! Hoo says WhoHaw anymore anyhue?

9/26/2011 8:55:06 PM

I'm very shy, ok?!

9/26/2011 8:56:27 PM

Today, we are all EMCE's girlfriend's hoohaa.

9/26/2011 9:11:36 PM

one time i saw my mani/pedi lady at the hospital when i was in the waiting area

when i went to get my nails did the next time she asked if i was visiting someone and that she was visiting her father in law

instead of going into the complexities of my health i just said yes

unrelated but related in my head to the original post

9/26/2011 9:52:35 PM

Thank you for contributing.

You still intimidate the crap out of me.

Please go away now

9/26/2011 9:55:41 PM

Important facts overlooked:

What kind of gas was it?

9/26/2011 10:01:26 PM

As opposed to someone hanging out w/ his gf and the guys one workout with?

9/26/2011 10:04:33 PM

^^ chili fueled gas

^ I don't know what that means, and I refuse to read your post for a 4th time to find out.

9/26/2011 10:07:31 PM

For example,

I went to a cookout with a workout partner's family. 2 other guys we workout with were there. We shower at the gym. His wife was there, too.


oh my

9/26/2011 10:09:07 PM

He's sayin' gym partners might have seen your dingle-dangle in the locker room on occasion, though the metaphor falls apart considering they may not have the up-close-and-personal manipulation of this area that a waxist (?) would encounter.

9/26/2011 10:09:10 PM

ok, point taken

9/26/2011 10:10:48 PM

I hope that we can now lay this matter to rest for the time being. I think that we all have something to think about tonight. Let's pontificate upon this matter in the morn.

9/26/2011 10:11:55 PM

I heard that while your gf has a great vagina, it's not as immaculate as I imagined it to be (like mine)

9/26/2011 10:13:22 PM

It's shaped like a heart

I <3 hearts.

9/26/2011 10:14:25 PM

I was not aware that workout partners also meant shower buddies

9/26/2011 10:29:23 PM

^^^

9/26/2011 10:32:45 PM

And now we all know what your girlfriends vag looks like

9/26/2011 10:34:02 PM

^lol

♥ ♥ ♥

9/26/2011 10:34:29 PM

yo, word.

9/26/2011 10:36:08 PM

Quote :

"I was not aware that workout partners also meant shower buddies"

We all lift in the AM. We all have to dress for the office (it's not college anymore (well, some of us are back in again, in addition to professional work)). It's not hard to fathom running into one of them in an open shower

[Edited on September 26, 2011 at 10:51 PM. Reason : ]

9/26/2011 10:50:44 PM

I would like to witness this shower time

9/26/2011 10:53:01 PM

so what does her hoohaa look like?

9/26/2011 10:56:40 PM

♥ ♥ ♥

9/26/2011 10:57:08 PM

I mean just the way you put it,

Quote :

"As opposed to someone hanging out w/ his gf and the guys one workout with?"

its supposedly common knowledge that after working out with a guy, you must have intimate knowledge of his body

9/26/2011 10:57:55 PM