Anyone else have this problem where you think you're totally done taking a piss, you wait a good 5 seconds for something to happen, and then when you put away your junk all hell is unleashed?

Anyone?

9/28/2011 8:28:00 PM

Better shake harder?

9/28/2011 8:28:43 PM

I have the weirdest boner right now.

9/28/2011 8:29:09 PM

oppie is our resident expert on urination in inappropriate places. i'm sure he can offer some insight.

9/28/2011 8:29:28 PM

I have the weirdest boner right now.

9/28/2011 8:30:09 PM

I can neither confirm nor deny this ever happening to me.

9/28/2011 8:30:37 PM

?

9/28/2011 8:31:28 PM

Why Me Gusta?

9/28/2011 8:32:12 PM

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"I have the weirdest boner right now."

9/28/2011 8:32:24 PM

Is it more of a dripping faucet or a broken fire hydrant?

9/28/2011 8:33:02 PM

I know that game.

9/28/2011 8:36:35 PM

^^ Why can't it be both? Like a leaky fire hydrant where the leak propagates to the point of explosive urination.

[Edited on September 28, 2011 at 8:37 PM. Reason : .]

9/28/2011 8:37:27 PM

miles davis

9/28/2011 8:38:04 PM

I usually stay seated for a few extra seconds just to make sure

9/28/2011 8:38:23 PM

That happens to me if I have a uti.

9/28/2011 8:39:11 PM

Ewww you nasty.

9/28/2011 8:42:28 PM

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"taking a piss"

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"I usually stay seated"

?

9/28/2011 8:42:59 PM

I usually stay seated for a few extra seconds just to make sure

9/28/2011 8:43:39 PM

9/28/2011 8:44:13 PM

shake, squeeze-

beat it in your opposite palm.

9/28/2011 8:45:04 PM

i think we all sit down to pee sometimes

immediately after a dump, if you're wasted as shit in the middle of the night, on a urinal in a crowded sports arena bathroom, etc

9/28/2011 8:45:05 PM

often times my balls hit the water.

is that normal? its surprising for sure,

9/28/2011 8:48:27 PM

Mine seems to take at least 2 hrs when the battery is at 10% or less

9/28/2011 8:49:47 PM

If your balls are this size, I could see them hitting the water.

9/28/2011 8:52:36 PM

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"When in Rome Japan do as the Romans do leave."

9/28/2011 8:54:20 PM

they arent quite that size no...

9/28/2011 8:56:27 PM

Jaybee1200 has to sit because he can't see where he's aiming

9/28/2011 8:57:06 PM

Then you should have nothing to worry about

9/28/2011 8:57:46 PM

i feel like im in the minority in saying i really like the eco-flow toilets with the low water level because of this.

9/28/2011 8:59:38 PM

and i thought this thread was about trap

9/28/2011 9:38:14 PM

ive done this. havent figured out if its something i drink or what. but for the day that it is happening i have to dab with TP. better feeling like a girl than walking around with piss drizzle all over your pants...

9/28/2011 9:40:58 PM

yep...this definitely happens to me.

9/28/2011 9:41:27 PM

i rcok scrubs at work so you gotta pull dick up over elastic waistban without letting your butt fall out, and this situation has definitely resulted in pissdribblez

thank jewish god for the HIGH EFFICIENCY TURBO HAND DRYER that is exactly at crotch height

9/29/2011 2:10:15 AM

Shake 3 times and you're playing with yourself again.

9/29/2011 2:12:10 AM

hey i love good charlotte too!

9/29/2011 2:15:15 AM

You could be on the modern "name that tune" show.

9/29/2011 2:19:36 AM

When that last trickle comes out in your drawers, it's the sign of future prostate issues. Enjoy those.

9/29/2011 7:24:04 AM

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"i rcok scrubs at work so you gotta pull dick up over elastic waistban without letting your butt fall out, and this situation has definitely resulted in pissdribblez"

I think the elastic waistband is to blame. I was doing the same type of deal when this happened.

9/29/2011 7:45:41 AM