for insuring my delivery wasn't stolen before I got home"
-Jaybee's friend Kalen

10/1/2011 11:03:39 AM

what delivery

10/1/2011 11:04:48 AM

^ ahahah

10/1/2011 11:07:17 AM

Your porch is carpeted?

10/1/2011 11:08:50 AM

1. addressing that to me is stupid
2. its not a porch
3. could be concrete but probably carpet

10/1/2011 11:10:51 AM

Quote :

"insuring"

You mean "ensuring"

10/1/2011 11:14:40 AM

Those jackasses decided to leave my 80 lb package at the front desk of my complex instead of bringing it to my apartment, or even checking to see if I was home.

The lazy motherfucker just didn't want to carry it up to the fourth floor, so I got to jack up my knees and back hefting that shit up three flights

10/1/2011 11:17:04 AM

Quote :

"Your porch is carpeted? "

youre a fucking idiot. you can see the swirl marks in the cement

10/1/2011 11:18:30 AM

^^^ no, I didnt...

[Edited on October 1, 2011 at 11:18 AM. Reason : k]

10/1/2011 11:18:32 AM

^^^now you know why he/she didn't want to carry it up the steps then.

10/1/2011 11:19:07 AM

^ Better you than him. You ordered the shit.

10/1/2011 11:19:19 AM

Those are definitely interior doors.



If I were the mailman, I woulda put the mat over the order like that to ensure privacy of the name and other information that could possibly be sensitive on the top box...but not so sensitive that a mat couldn't signal that it's not worth my time to pick it up if I were a criminal.


Case closed

[Edited on October 1, 2011 at 11:25 AM. Reason : .]

10/1/2011 11:23:28 AM

1. wait a month later to deliver
2. rake up a bunch of leaves
3. place boxes in stack
4. pour leaf pile over boxes

10/1/2011 11:24:54 AM

5. profit?

10/1/2011 11:25:56 AM

5. take a box for yourself for your troubles
6. ...
7. profit



join my FedEx Sucks group that I made like 5-6 yrs ago

10/1/2011 11:27:00 AM

If it was UPS they would've sprinted to the door, slapped the notice on, and ran

then they would continue to do that for the next two days until you were forced to drive to the other side of the city to pick them all up at the distribution center. If you were lucky they would've put the second and third notices over the previous signed notices, else they would take the signed noticed and throw them away.

[Edited on October 1, 2011 at 11:38 AM. Reason : <3 Fedex]

10/1/2011 11:38:33 AM

^Agreed. I hate UPS. Even if you call them to save their driver gas and time, and save you time, and save them time,

they choose to have the 3 try policy when I know nobody is going to be home the 2nd and 3rd time. You have to wait a minimum of 2 more days to get your package in hand.

10/1/2011 11:43:29 AM

Quote :

"now you know why he/she didn't want to carry it up the steps then."

Quote :

"Better you than him. You ordered the shit."

Except that the job he's getting PAID for is to deliver it from the warehouse to my fucking front door. Ever work at UPS or a package place? Right there in the job description, heavy lifting.

Technically he didn't even deliver it to the proper address, because the clubhouse is far enough away from my building to warrant a different number entirely.

[Edited on October 1, 2011 at 11:45 AM. Reason : ]

10/1/2011 11:43:46 AM

I thought you could sign the thing on the UPS slip to tell them to deliver it next time they come

10/1/2011 11:44:40 AM

well, he delivered it...




to a door at the destination.


Job complete.

10/1/2011 11:45:00 AM