Man, this guy really rammed me hard from the back.

10/1/2011 4:16:47 PM

is your car ok?

10/1/2011 4:18:21 PM

I had some damage to my rear. I'm not sore or anything, which is surprising, because afterwards I looked around and didn't see any lube anywhere.

10/1/2011 4:18:58 PM

10/1/2011 4:19:39 PM

I'm a bit worried, because when he hit it, it was so hard that it broke some skin

10/1/2011 4:22:14 PM

Didnt you rear end someone on Wednesday too?

10/1/2011 4:23:18 PM

Yeah, but that was welcomed. This guy slammed into me with reckless abandon, completely out of no where.

10/1/2011 4:24:34 PM

Does your exhaust feel a little loose today? Sometimes it's a little loose for a few days after you get rammed in the rear.

10/1/2011 4:56:38 PM

was the guy hot as fuck?

10/1/2011 5:10:35 PM

^^ nothing has come out of the exhaust yet, but something does feel loose back there

10/1/2011 5:32:41 PM

Did he at least have the common courtesy to give you a reach around?

10/1/2011 5:32:45 PM

oh, i get it...this is a thinly veiled euphemism for gay anal sex

clever

10/1/2011 5:35:35 PM

we ended up shaking hands at the end, as we parted ways. He gave me his number at least, but I'm a little hesitant to call him.

10/1/2011 5:35:51 PM

Was it Phil Jackson?

10/1/2011 5:37:16 PM

No, it was a younger guy. Honestly, I think that it was his first time, because he didn't really seem to know what he was doing back there.

10/1/2011 5:38:57 PM

AGD - 06 - A Hard One to Swallow

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lol: http://videosift.com/video/Ace-Gary-in-A-hard-one-to-swallow

10/2/2011 11:10:11 AM

Went to a specialist today. Turns out that they did some real damage, and they will have to replace my entire rear.

10/3/2011 1:31:02 PM

Rectum, damn near killed em.

10/3/2011 1:56:09 PM

did the force behind the impact cause any gas to leak out?

10/3/2011 2:04:03 PM

No gas, but there was a strange fluid laying near my rear

10/3/2011 2:06:55 PM

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10/3/2011 2:14:13 PM

did it mess up his nose pretty bad?

10/3/2011 2:24:10 PM

What did the tow truck guy have to say about your rear?

10/3/2011 2:41:27 PM

Quote :

"Man, this guy really rammed me hard from the back."

Quote :

"That's what she said."

10/3/2011 2:48:08 PM

10/3/2011 2:51:14 PM

probably did some my neck hurts bull shit too didnt you. typical stuff you people do

10/3/2011 3:38:03 PM