Post ITT when you're damaged goods. Joie and Begonias, I'm looking at y'all based on recent pics.

Shaken Lady Syndrome FTL. Painful bruise fingerprints.

10/3/2011 8:14:57 PM

you missed a surefire sideboob opportunity.



Untie or Unite?

10/3/2011 8:16:56 PM

let this serve as a lesson to all of you...


YOU DO NOT FUCK WITH EMCE!

10/3/2011 8:17:05 PM

oh noes

10/3/2011 8:18:33 PM

i am missing an arm and both legs

10/3/2011 8:18:37 PM

Are you still mad that I rear-ended you the other day?

You told me it felt good! Then you complained about it later.

10/3/2011 8:19:13 PM

^^ well cut off the other arm and you can rename yourself Bob



[Edited on October 3, 2011 at 8:20 PM. Reason : .]

10/3/2011 8:19:24 PM

i am also missing a toe

10/3/2011 8:19:56 PM

I am missing a penis.

10/3/2011 8:20:14 PM

it went something like this:

him: I saw you teaching cardioboxing, your punches couldn't hurt me
me: is that a dare?
him: *flexes abs* yeah, hit me
me: really?
him: *still flexed* go for it
me: *goes to punch, stumbles, hits him with my wrist, causing it to bend in an unnatural and painful manner* OW FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
him: haha
me:

10/3/2011 8:20:19 PM

Lies. It was def from flicking the bean.

10/3/2011 8:21:04 PM

looks like you are also missing a jawline

10/3/2011 8:21:26 PM

omg you're skinny

10/3/2011 8:22:46 PM

do you know how hard it is to make a frown-y face AND show my jawline?!

hard.... like my bean after too much flickin

10/3/2011 8:23:09 PM

you're all skinny. I could eat you with one bite

10/3/2011 8:23:39 PM

stop. you're exciting me.

10/3/2011 8:24:23 PM

ಠ_ಠ

10/3/2011 8:25:37 PM

^^

10/3/2011 8:29:32 PM

still think you look just like Shelly Duvall... its like a twin separated by 30 years

10/3/2011 8:29:48 PM

She's a much prettier Shelly Duvall.

^^

[Edited on October 3, 2011 at 8:32 PM. Reason : e]

10/3/2011 8:32:05 PM

Here's EMCE's beach accident.

10/3/2011 8:36:33 PM

I love boobies

10/3/2011 8:37:24 PM

10/3/2011 8:37:40 PM

underboob leakage

10/3/2011 8:38:30 PM

EEEEEEEEEEEK! ZOMG. What happened?
I like have nightmares about breaking my teeth.

10/3/2011 8:39:23 PM

How did that happen again, LunaK?

10/3/2011 8:39:31 PM

lololol

10/3/2011 8:39:37 PM

Nice rack

10/3/2011 8:39:47 PM

i knocked it out on a beer glass

10/3/2011 8:40:01 PM

bitch whistles when she eats

10/3/2011 8:40:14 PM

Speaking of abs...I ran into a metal bar stool the other night and one of the steel knobs went right into the peak of my ab...that mess HURT the next day. Like bursitis or something.

10/3/2011 8:41:46 PM

if I look like Shelley Duvall, then I think should do this for Halloween:



gah I wish I was that skinny

10/3/2011 8:42:01 PM

yes

"if" ha! so coy

[Edited on October 3, 2011 at 8:43 PM. Reason : d]

10/3/2011 8:42:40 PM

OMFG. I heart Shelly Duvall, but while looking for pics of her, I found this gem:

10/3/2011 8:47:54 PM

bahahaha

10/3/2011 8:48:38 PM

did anyone else just realize that the title says "untie"?

10/3/2011 8:48:51 PM

Gimps. Untie your tits and show them to us.

10/3/2011 8:49:09 PM

That was intentional

10/3/2011 8:49:13 PM

oic

carry on then

10/3/2011 8:49:31 PM

i would be up in this thread all the time

have a gnarly boo boo on my elbow from some road rash, before that had some great bruises

[Edited on October 3, 2011 at 9:33 PM. Reason : ]

10/3/2011 9:32:26 PM

That's an injury?

[Edited on October 3, 2011 at 9:36 PM. Reason : op]

10/3/2011 9:34:47 PM

oh God, do NOT let khcadwal see this thread

10/3/2011 9:35:07 PM

lol

10/3/2011 9:37:29 PM

Ahahahah.

I should post every time I get a bruise.

Currently, I have ribs, knee, thigh, hip, foot, bicep and knuckle.

10/3/2011 9:44:27 PM

Quote :

"That was intentional"

yeah right

10/3/2011 9:46:02 PM

10/3/2011 9:46:04 PM

I literally fractured a vertebra falling down a set of stairs haha.

10/3/2011 10:08:33 PM

haha, the dreaded cone of shame

10/3/2011 10:11:08 PM

I broke my tailbone iceskating. Totally not my fault though. JCASHFAN pulled me down

10/3/2011 10:12:33 PM

set em up (for an injury)

10/3/2011 10:13:12 PM