I have no willpower.

Chips
Goldfish
Yogurt covered pretzels
Cheez-its
Any tub of ice cream not in individually wrapped servings
Packs of cheese singles that aren't separated by paper between each slice
White Cheddar Popcorn
Gourmet croutons, not the generic mass processed bullshit
Frosting
Semi-sweet chocolate chips
Wheels of gouda
Family sized Stouffer lasagna's
Pretzel Rods
Dibs

I have no self control.

10/7/2011 9:43:49 PM

SLIM JIMS

10/7/2011 9:44:06 PM

Bugels
pretzels
cheez-its
pint of ice cream..... gone, son
bags of cheese, where they're wrapped in wax
skittles
GoldenGirl's vag son. GoldenGirl's vag.

10/7/2011 9:46:42 PM

I don't buy candy or sweets or junk food. I will most likely eat and finish it.

10/7/2011 9:49:31 PM

Everyone's a fat kid at heart.

10/7/2011 9:52:04 PM

I don't think I have any foods in this category. I hate wasting food so if I have cake or something I'll end up eating it all so it doesn't go bad. But it's not a self control thing, just a first world guilt thing. People make fun of me for having candy, cookies, chips, ice cream , etc. in the house and not eating them all.

10/7/2011 9:54:31 PM

punchmonk buys one pound bags of gummy bears to assist during diabetic lows

i routinely eat them by the handful.

[Edited on October 7, 2011 at 9:59 PM. Reason : guess how many bags i can fit in a handful?]

10/7/2011 9:58:26 PM

I don't eat them all in one sitting, but Swiss Rolls don't last long

10/7/2011 10:01:55 PM

Quote :

"I hate wasting food so if I have cake or something I'll end up eating it all so it doesn't go bad. "

Me too! But then I'll eat a slice just one and bring the rest into work and let my co workers be fatties and eat it all. haha its like mean girls

10/7/2011 10:06:23 PM

The worst are doritos. If I buy doritos they disappear in one sitting.

Also, I'm going to go pop a big bowl of popcorn and eat the whole tub.

10/7/2011 10:09:46 PM

definitely cheez-its and goldfish

Any candy my wife buys to put in our candy dish on the coffee table is gone in a day. Reese's easter eggs are gone in about an hour

10/7/2011 10:13:36 PM

mint oreos
jalepeno kettle chips

10/7/2011 10:15:20 PM

coconut chips ahoy
krispy creme donuts

10/7/2011 10:22:18 PM

anything made by pepperridge farm, especially milanos - gone in under 5 minutes easy

10/7/2011 10:27:51 PM

Cheez-Its (basically all kinds)
Ritz Bits w/ cheese
Pepperidge Farm Cheddar Crisps Cracker things
Mint Oreos
Keebler Coconut Dreams and E. L. Fudge cookies
the blocks of cheese (not a whole one, but a good amount)
Rainbow Chip icing cake
Milk chocolate icing yellow cake
Butterscotch morsels
Kraft "The Cheesiest" boxed macaroni-n-cheese
Bagged Apple slices (especially dipped in caramel)
Sweet Sixteen powder doughnuts
Krispy Kreme Donuts




[Edited on October 7, 2011 at 10:32 PM. Reason : .]

10/7/2011 10:30:55 PM

chocolate chip cookies with milk

nom nom all day yo

10/7/2011 10:32:03 PM

Nutella

10/7/2011 11:21:13 PM

Baked chips
trader joes jalapeno cheese crunchies
doritos
goldfish

and holy fuck i want to eat a whole container of dibs now.

10/7/2011 11:23:18 PM

Baby Swiss Cheese Its=gods gift to my aching belly

10/7/2011 11:30:00 PM

Girl scout cookies

10/7/2011 11:32:58 PM

tangy carolina bbq chips (lays)
semisweet choc chips
simply orange oj
white fudge covered oreos
cheese tid-bits (if they still made them)

10/7/2011 11:42:47 PM

Beef Jerky
Microwaveable bacon
Oreos

10/7/2011 11:46:46 PM

Hint of Lime Tostitos
BBQ Fritos
Weavits (HT Brand Triscuits) rosemary oil flavor
Kettle Corn from the fair

10/7/2011 11:50:35 PM

Candy, some kinds of chips, extra cheddar gold fish, doritos, cheetos, oreos.

10/8/2011 12:20:58 AM

mini nilla wafers...bought some tonight
kettle cooked chips...I love the crunch and wanna keep hearing it so I keep eating the damn chips
pint of sorbet

10/8/2011 12:36:24 AM

ginger snaps
oreos

10/8/2011 12:57:47 AM

oreos

10/8/2011 11:18:23 AM

jerky

10/8/2011 11:19:49 AM

fucking pringles

10/8/2011 11:22:30 AM

Pistachios, I always end up with a giant pile of shells on the coffee table resembling Ace Ventura on the airplane with the sunflower seeds.

10/8/2011 11:24:03 AM

Pringles
Pringles
Pringles
Pringles
Pringles
Doritos
Slim Jims
Pringles
Oreos sometimes

Pringles are bad because I can't resist opening them immediately in the car. Other foods like Cheez-its or Goldfish can survive in the pantry for weeks before I even look at the box, but I'll eat a lot of them per sitting.

I never get the cans of Slim Jims...got gifted cans a few times, and they didn't last long.

[Edited on October 8, 2011 at 11:26 AM. Reason : lkj]

10/8/2011 11:24:39 AM

with pringles i'll at least only eat half before stopping. same with pistachios.

10/8/2011 11:41:01 AM

i'm the only one who said milanos? you guys are either liars or poor.

10/8/2011 11:49:34 AM

I'm too poor for milanos

10/8/2011 12:01:38 PM

my fav milanos are the dark chocolate raspberry ones

kettle-cooked chips (jalapeno or buffalo wing mm)
white cheddar or very buttery/salty popcorn
pints of talenti gelato or very rich haagen dazs
pistachios
sunflower seeds
SOUR PATCH KIDS (can't believe no one has mentioned this yet)

10/8/2011 12:10:22 PM

Oreos
Zebra Cakes
Powdered donuts
Sugary cereal
Pringles
Doritos
Beer loljk
Coke
Muffins

10/8/2011 12:14:49 PM

icecream
white cheddar cheezits
cookies
guacamole in not single serving packaging
queso
doritos
potato chips
chocolate of any variety
nutella
stove top (i know i'm weird shut up)
pizza
chex mix
port wine cheese spread and crackers
salt and pepper cashews
hot fudge


and i'm glad someone else just eats croutons too. i thought me and my brother were just weird like that


and now all I want is to eat all of these foods. fuuuu

10/8/2011 12:23:57 PM

Franken Berry

10/8/2011 12:31:56 PM

ICE CREAM

10/8/2011 12:39:09 PM

Quote :

"Frosting"

You can eat an entire one of these in one sitting?

Quote :

"kettle-cooked chips (jalapeno or buffalo wing mm) "

Where do I find buffalo wing kettle-cooked chips?!?!?!

10/8/2011 12:41:22 PM

YES! Krunchers brand buffalo wing.. its incredible to dip in ranch or sour cream:

my faveee

10/8/2011 12:51:20 PM

god you fuckers eat a lot of shit. If I ate this shit I would weigh 400 lbs. And I will save you the effort: "so that means you will gain 5 lbs??"

10/8/2011 1:05:10 PM

Salt & Vinegar potato chips.
Cheese doodles.

MY ONLY WEAKNESS(ES).

10/8/2011 5:17:21 PM

^^

so that means you will gain 5 lbs??

10/8/2011 5:18:16 PM

Pringles are so hard for me too stop I get mad when I eat the whole can.

10/8/2011 5:20:57 PM

almond joys.....mmmmmhmmmmm..........

10/8/2011 5:21:28 PM

I love candy!

But for the most part I eat too much "real" food...for instance, yesterday I ate like eight servings of rice and beans.

10/8/2011 5:42:19 PM

...cuz rice and beans is awesome.

10/8/2011 6:08:47 PM

More like Jaybee would lose 30 pounds

10/8/2011 6:11:22 PM

I'm the worst with most crunchy carby snacks, so I just can't buy them at all

Spicy Nacho Doritos
Sour Cream & Onion Pringles
Rosemary & Olive Oil Triscuits
Oreos
White cheddar or caramel popcorn
Bags of chocolate candies (I will decimate some Almond Joy pieces)
Christmas tree cakes
Snickers Ice Cream Bars
Mint Chocolate chip Klondike Bars

10/8/2011 6:48:21 PM