Don't lie, we all know you have black friends, so what do they post on the facebooks?



I logged in this morn and saw this



which obviously made me chuckle then i saw this reply

Quote :

"let me hold something before i be dent stole sumthing"

which made me chortle so i figured i'd just check the rest of this guys profile to see what else there was

can anyone tell me what these mean?

Quote :

"Somebodys talkin bout me on there status lol do u some of yall females got shit fuk up yea females mite run a lil somethin but there alway someone better u always say a nigga gone miss u when u goin my baby mommas said the same u can always be replace trust"

Quote :

"since everybody keep askin the bitch claim she couldn't take her daughter to a appointment cuz she had to get her sister car not when I pull up at wendys its her n the back to niggas n the front yea she a flip but he talkin I zoomin him out get down the street they pull up he get out beat his ass she jump n I get charge for weed lol"

This has been a Krallum presentation

10/9/2011 9:49:18 AM

SMH

10/9/2011 10:04:07 AM

Lol yeah that was hard to read.

10/9/2011 10:07:33 AM

wat

10/9/2011 10:15:18 AM

There was a time when I was the black person translator for my friends. The Internet has completely changed that. I'd be willing to bet that blacks have entire online conversation where none of them even know what the hell they are saying.

10/9/2011 10:22:08 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPxAv9ry7pk

10/9/2011 10:24:06 AM

smh

10/9/2011 10:30:52 AM

yhu is CRaZII

10/9/2011 10:58:36 AM

oomf was lls

[Edited on October 9, 2011 at 11:30 AM. Reason : black twitter > white twitter]

10/9/2011 11:27:55 AM

Quote :

"NO WOMAN will ever be satisfied because NO MAN well ever have a chocolate penis that shoots out money LMAO"

Quote :

"Damn I wish I was working off commotion lol I just made a $730 sale. It's crazy that people still shop like that. 2 bad he didn't read the return policy....NO REFUNDS LMAO"

Quote :

"duppy kno who fi frighten! pussy niggas. ill strike them wit lightnin ya have a problem talkin wreck to me. shell down the place if ya want step to me yeah!...boom!....its demarco!!!!!"

10/9/2011 11:51:23 AM

Quote :

"PLEASE TELL ME WHY ITS 6 IN THE MORNING AND I BEEN UP FUSSIN WITH TESHA LILFREAK MAY LOL.... SHE GONE SAY THAT NIJA THREW THE ROSES AWAY THAT I TOOK TOO HER JOB LOL THEN SHE GONE SAY THAT SHE NEVER WAS WORRIED ABOUT YUH THIS WEEKEND CUZ SHE WAS WITH NIJA ALL WEEKEND LML! I SAID CHICK PLEASE LEAVE ME ALONE AND WORRIE ABOUT WHY YA LANDLORD ABOUT TOO PUT YUH AND YA CHILD AND NIJA OUT ON THE DAMN STREET LOL..... SHYT SICK! I TOLD HER SHE DNT WANNA SEE THESE HANDS NOT ONE BIT LOL......"

10/9/2011 11:53:55 AM

If ebonics is taught in place of language lessons in urban schools , will typing class be replaced by thumb keyboards measuring how fast one can type "wuz wit it"

10/9/2011 11:54:08 AM

Quote :

"NO SPEED BUMPS .. focus on a million swagg on a trillion.. if yo swagg on a mili push like an showoffpraise"

10/9/2011 11:59:10 AM

Please to make that into a motivation poster

10/9/2011 12:03:41 PM

Quote :

"Damn I wish I was working"

Didn't expect to see this itt.

10/9/2011 12:08:25 PM

Post the bunny with a pancake on its head, on face book, when you see these types of status messages.

10/9/2011 12:08:48 PM

Quote :

"WORKING OFF COMMOTION"

10/9/2011 12:08:55 PM

LaQuanda Doinitallformybabies Jones

10/9/2011 12:20:07 PM

can we get an embed please?
http://feanor.net/z0r/shock/whiteblack.swf

10/9/2011 12:24:39 PM

I work off commotion just about every day.

10/9/2011 12:34:19 PM

I don't know what kind of black friends y'all have, but my black friends don't post unreadable shit on FB.

10/9/2011 12:38:10 PM

http://www.resist.com/CARTOON%20GALLERY/NIGGERS/nig_image69.jpg

[Edited on October 10, 2011 at 3:09 PM. Reason : mod edit / over the top racism]

10/9/2011 12:39:29 PM

ah fuggit

[Edited on October 9, 2011 at 12:41 PM. Reason : slippery slope]

10/9/2011 12:40:58 PM

Why would Michael Macadoo need to play the lottery and how did he pay for that BMW

10/9/2011 1:04:04 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbAl_AleJl8

plz to embed

10/9/2011 1:30:16 PM

This thread is waab!

10/9/2011 1:39:42 PM

^x5 A black person is a human. Your faggot ass isn't.

10/9/2011 1:41:42 PM

^lol

"i dont like that he insulted blacks...so i'll call him gay, instead''

[Edited on October 9, 2011 at 2:24 PM. Reason : '']

10/9/2011 2:18:04 PM

SMH. GN FB FAM!

10/9/2011 3:00:55 PM

I hope somebody reports this racist ass thread. As if white people don't type like this.

10/9/2011 3:10:29 PM

*GASP* is someone offended?! Whatever shall the wolf web do?!

10/9/2011 3:13:36 PM

I'm not offended because these opinions exist. I'm offended because people with these opinions hold a degree from the same university as I.

10/9/2011 3:16:14 PM

Ever notice how G.reg H.yer types in that certain way?

10/9/2011 3:16:25 PM

(Supposedly) this is a billionaire who graduated from my high school

Quote :

"Says: If you are posting BS on my feeds you will be deleted I only want positive people in my circle no Ghetto PROPAGANDA" Excel no matter race color or creed lets make money!! some of you love being BUMS! and thats kool 2 but REMEMBER “Don't tell your problems to people: eighty percent don't care; and the other twenty percent are glad you have them”"

10/9/2011 3:23:53 PM

A lot of truth said in that last bit.

10/9/2011 3:33:07 PM

^^ And how is he a billionaire, at I presume, a fairly young age?


I don't know about you guys, but I believe him

10/9/2011 3:40:32 PM

^ how do you know how old that guy is?

10/9/2011 3:45:57 PM

^ Eh, "I assumed graduated from my highschool" meant that it was SOMETIME around the time that ThePeter graduated just from the way it read....plus the fact that they're FB friends. Don't think he'd add some guy that graduated from his high school in 1970

Maybe that was a bad assumption

I then assumed ThePeter was fairly young since he was posting on TWW


[Edited on October 9, 2011 at 3:52 PM. Reason : ]

10/9/2011 3:50:42 PM

black people on twitter make no sense at all

10/9/2011 3:51:14 PM

Quote :

"^x5 A black person is a human. Your faggot ass isn't."

I posted that racist image to exemplify the tone of this thread

10/9/2011 4:35:28 PM

"i did something completely racist to point out how others are racist"

10/9/2011 4:40:19 PM

This thread needs to go the way of Africa in this cartoon:
http://www.resist.com/CARTOON%20GALLERY/NIGGERS/nig_image02.jpg

[Edited on October 10, 2011 at 3:09 PM. Reason : over the top racism ]

10/9/2011 4:46:58 PM

Wtf, you fucking weirdo

--

Yeah, I never knew the guy but he graduated a few years ahead of me. My sister vaguely knew him (3 years older) and said he was a really popular and cool guy from...Nigeria or something.

This is his profile

http://www.facebook.com/Billionairesrow

http://news.yahoo.com/29-old-entrepreneur-william-benson-buys-billionaires-row-121207146.html

Quote :

"New York, NY (PRWEB) September 12, 2011 Imagine if If you owned Billionaires Row for every zip code around the world where would you celebrate your company’s birthday? William Benson announced last week that he now owns Billionaires Row Palm Beach. So the 29 year old businessman now owns the trade marks for all of the Billionaires Rows Worldwide. Twenty Nine year old William Benson is the entrepreneur who founded the Billionaires Row Company, which owns the trademark for all of “the Billionaires Row” trademarks worldwide. The serial entrepreneur and investment banker from Delaware is going all out for the first fiscal year that all the rows are under his umbrella. "

[Edited on October 9, 2011 at 4:56 PM. Reason : /drop the mic]

So yeah he's 2 years older than my sister, thus he went to school with her and not me. He added me via "People you may know" and a ton of my classmates

[Edited on October 9, 2011 at 4:58 PM. Reason : lkj]

10/9/2011 4:56:10 PM

/picks up mic

BOOMSHAKALAKA

/drops mic

10/9/2011 5:02:33 PM

That guy is not a billionaire.

10/9/2011 5:24:05 PM

^^^ Interesting.

I figured it was just some guy you knew in HS talking about how he was a billionaire and balling out.

I have a couple of those folks that give status updates like "Makin dat money", and one that takes about half of his pictures with $100 bills in them.

10/9/2011 5:29:41 PM

so no translation yet for the quotes in the original post?

damn.

10/9/2011 6:30:10 PM

That "article" is just a press release...

10/9/2011 6:59:17 PM

While I agree with William Benson's statement above, about only accepting positive people into his life, he is not a billionaire. There are only about 1200 billionaires in the world and a quick check of the most recent Forbes list does not show his name on there.

Also, he needs to hire a new PR agency. The one that wrote his press release is horrible. They have no idea how to use quotation marks or commas properly. The first paragraph alone makes absolutely no sense. How does a PR agency that writes releases this poorly stay in business?

10/9/2011 8:56:21 PM

This kid posts things like this daily.....

Quote :

"OK BITCH NIGGA- I WAS IN DA MILITARY. I HAVE BEEN A CAMPAIGN MAMAGER OF A SCHOOL BOARD, SENATE, AND CONGRESS RUN. DOG TRAINER. HUSTLER. FOOD INDUSTRY. HOTEL INDUSTRY. LIVED IN MANSIONS. LIVED ON STREETS. BEEN POOR, OK, AND RICH. SEEN THE WORLD! BEEN JUMPED ROBBED AND SHOT AT. FUCKED MORE BITCHES THAN U HAVE IDEAS. LIVE ON A ISLAND RIGHT NOW. PAYIN BILLS WHEN U WERE IN 9TH GRADE. NEVER COMPARE URSELF TO A MAN AGAIN!"

Quote :

"Its fucking 2011. But some of you are raciest as hell. I think its dumb. Grow up and stop tryin 2 look like victims. Everyone just grow the fuck up!"

Quote :

"White gurls who say "nigga" all the time confuse me. Just bc u f@!k black guys doesent mean ur black. Like- its not ok...ok? Ok!"

Quote :

"I used to love white gurls. But the last 3 i f-@ked SUCKED. Yall need 2 step up ur game. (random thought)"

Quote :

"Who dat bitch that licked whipcream off my chest? Remember that make out session? U wanted 2 fuck me? Remember? Dumb bitch- i should tell ur bf"

10/9/2011 10:54:40 PM