pwnt

10/13/2011 11:47:49 AM

M.O.B.

10/13/2011 11:57:17 AM

She has to pay for my shit if I am broke, I think it was in the vows somewhere.


Also,

Str8BacardiL for stay at home housewife of the year.

Gonna learn to fold clothes and fix dinner, also gonna be able to spend more time on TWW now.

10/13/2011 12:04:27 PM

congrats i mean for the wedding part! and goodluck with the housewife part....you better make some good sammiches and we will see wambulance off kalpan!

10/13/2011 12:06:45 PM

99%

10/13/2011 12:07:05 PM

How does your job "close" with so short of notice? What are you in sales or some shit?

10/13/2011 12:07:23 PM

That fucker's gone, lets move shop so he can't find us when he gets back!

10/13/2011 12:16:59 PM

Don't feel bad. My likely wife-to-be said that she'd support me while I go back to school in 2014 and is okay with me just having a part time job along with doing a good bit of the housework.

10/13/2011 12:21:45 PM

I got married Saturday, they called a last minute "4th quarter readiness" meeting for Monday morning, I turn on my personal phone upon arriving in St Thomas and get a text from co-worker "hey man they are closing us...interviews for open positions are Thursday", its 1.99/min to call from there and not allowed to use company phone outside country, I was gonna miss the interviews, plus I spent $texas on the trip so wanted to enjoy it, come back the following Monday call HR, not really any comparable positions left in the area.

My company did not close, just the location I work at. Gotta go meet them to turn in all my crap and see if they are gonna throw me anything for severance in an hour.

One door closes, others open, not gonna sweat it. Just definitely caught me off guard. :/

10/13/2011 12:31:36 PM

Is your wife hot? If so, ill pay you to watch me stick dick to her

[Edited on October 13, 2011 at 12:36 PM. Reason : H]

10/13/2011 12:36:05 PM

Sucks to get bad news on your honeymoon, but hopefully they will give you some severance. Just look at it as a forced opportunity to upgrade your job.

10/13/2011 12:37:31 PM

10/13/2011 12:42:44 PM

Quote :

"31765 (14.1 per day)"

Going to use this as a record of post per day employed vs. unemployed.

10/13/2011 12:59:56 PM

I feel sorry for your wife


"Hey mom and dad! I married a successful man with a job!!"

after honeymoon

"Uhm... mom and dad? You know that thing I told you about last week? Yeh, well... he's unemployed and wants to be a stay at home wife"


FML

10/13/2011 1:45:39 PM

^her dad is probably already face palming

10/13/2011 2:29:59 PM

10/13/2011 6:13:45 PM

so did they give you anything?

10/13/2011 6:22:48 PM

damn that sucks

on the other hand, congratulations!!

10/13/2011 6:39:00 PM

Quote :

"ts 1.99/min to call from there and not allowed to use company phone outside country,"

pshh, laptop + wifi + Google Voice would've been $0. I did a phone interview over GV while in Australia last year.

congrats on the marriage, though

10/13/2011 6:53:37 PM

Who takes the laptop on a honeymoon?


Someone who will be divorced in a year.

10/13/2011 6:57:17 PM

someone employed

zing

10/13/2011 6:58:52 PM

Concur...no laptops on honeymoon unless you're a CEO or vital position in the office.

10/13/2011 7:18:52 PM

Why wouldn't you take a laptop with you on your honeymoon? We took one with us and used it. It was very practical. We drove down to Florida and used the laptop to find interesting things to do and get directions. It was also nice to have a place to DL photos to and look at them at the end of the day.

10/13/2011 7:30:39 PM

you also married the Captain of the Geek Squad

10/13/2011 9:24:07 PM

I took my laptop....but not to call my employer, it was to look up things to do on the island and download pics off the cameras in case they got lost. (had a bad experience with a ton of pics that were only saved to an SD card once) The laptop ended up only working beside the pool and the internet sucked too bad to make VOIP calls without them dropping.

If I had it to do over again I still would not have called in ...it would have ruined the trip. The HR lady told me they had actually made it a point not to contact me during my vacation but she could not control my co-workers decision to tell me.

They did me pretty solid on the separation thing. I went in there like and left like.

10/13/2011 10:56:41 PM

good to hear

now go out and get you dat 190% upgrade job

10/13/2011 11:17:45 PM

That blows. But just think: now you can join the 99 percenters who also don't have a job.

10/14/2011 12:30:39 AM

Quote :

"We drove down to Florida and used the laptop to find interesting things to do and get directions."

That's what a smartphone is for

10/14/2011 10:13:34 AM

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10/14/2011 10:19:13 AM

^^uhm, yeah. this was quite a few years ago and well before either of us owned a smartphone.

10/14/2011 3:52:48 PM

my smartphone is actually stupid

10/14/2011 5:22:43 PM

"Job Legs closed while I was on my honeymoon. :/"


Fixed it for you.

10/14/2011 5:27:55 PM