Tonight I was taking a poop and as I started to wipe, a dingle berry fell from my ass into my pants around my ankles.

I hoped I could pinch it with a piece of toilet paper, but as i went for it, it smeared like peanut butter and left skid marks on my drawers.

Luckily, I was at home and could immediately take a shower to rid myself of all poop residue.

10/16/2011 9:50:01 PM

Neat-o

10/16/2011 9:51:31 PM

FML is not a valid thread topic. dadgummit, qntmbot

10/16/2011 9:52:43 PM

That should be a lesson to you. Never stand up to wipe.

10/16/2011 9:53:24 PM

Fecaled My Leg

10/16/2011 9:53:25 PM

excuse me... a dingleberry?

10/16/2011 10:11:26 PM

People stand up to wipe after age 7?

10/16/2011 10:13:16 PM

A dingleberry is a round ball of turd that sticks to a piece of ass hair.

10/16/2011 10:14:08 PM

what the fuck is wrong with you people? did you not learn how to shit/wipe before kindergarten?

and didn't you learn that it's not really socially acceptable to talk about it before high school?

10/16/2011 10:15:41 PM

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10/16/2011 10:24:12 PM

i know what a dingleberry is... i just never heard of a person having one... i guess if you have a hairy crack

10/16/2011 10:28:28 PM

How the hell did this happen? Do you stand up to wipe? Did it just fall off the TP? Or where you shitting in the woods/on a neighbors porch?

10/16/2011 11:11:38 PM

You got to stand up to wipe. I spred the shit out of my ass to make sure I get everything

10/16/2011 11:20:16 PM

wat

10/16/2011 11:22:49 PM

I stand up to wipe when at home. Big deal. It's easy and convenient.

Quote :

"Did it just fall off the TP?"

As I made my first wipe, I brushed it with the edge of the TP and jarred it loose. tmi tmi

10/16/2011 11:28:45 PM

I don't think I could stand up to wipe if I wanted to.
Do you use a prop, Kickstand?

10/16/2011 11:51:21 PM