fuck livingsocial, i been offering chicks this deal since grade 7

10/19/2011 12:28:30 PM

massage. who wants a stranger touching their face for an hour?

10/19/2011 12:29:39 PM

^
you've been away too long

10/19/2011 12:31:48 PM

$59 facials at massage envy

/qntmfred

10/19/2011 12:38:48 PM

i charge way less than that

10/19/2011 12:40:19 PM

you can rub some guacamole on your face at home for $guacamole

10/19/2011 12:45:11 PM

I don't think I could do an hour long facial and if I did I wouldn't be able to wear pants the next day.




[Edited on October 19, 2011 at 1:00 PM. Reason : Damn iPad keyboard]

10/19/2011 1:00:08 PM

hour long massages lead to facials

i mean come on guys

there's never been a single massage given to a girl in the history of man that wasn't done with the expectation of brains or smashing

dnl

10/19/2011 1:49:35 PM

dnl? is that really you?

10/19/2011 1:50:14 PM

An hour long facial is a LOT of splurf.

10/19/2011 1:50:50 PM

mn1rocibittdnttiadnl

10/19/2011 1:51:25 PM

Depends... would I be the skeeter or the skeetee?

AWW SKEET SKEET SKEET

10/19/2011 1:54:02 PM

I can't look at the word 'facial' in any context and not think about blasting someone in the face with baby batter.

10/19/2011 1:59:44 PM