a lawyer to dig shit up on the internet on you?

I was just thinking....if somebody wanted to dig some dirt on me, they'd just have to sift through the back button for about 3 hours on tww and piece together my posts over the past 10 years. Damn. I think it would be a timeline as follows:

2001- DJ Lauren the limited knowledge north raleigh jansport totin' Big Tymer's gangster

2004- DJ Lauren the shot slammin' college navihater

2006- DJ Lauren the fall-on-her-face-career-goer

2008- DJ Lauren, the introspection

2010- DJ Lauren the "when I was your age"er

Currently- Well, hindsight is 20/20. I'd like to think i'm pretty neutral now.



Anyone else want to track their post teenage social/cognitive development?

{{{{crickets}}}}}

10/19/2011 10:58:37 PM

I think this shit purges.

If you were the slut you say you are, shit woulld get bumped enough.

10/19/2011 11:01:19 PM

List of people who care:

10/19/2011 11:11:02 PM

billable hours are a 1%er thing

flat fees and unbundled services, bitches!

10/19/2011 11:13:14 PM

I see this bizzos thread is gonna take off

10/19/2011 11:19:09 PM

teach me how to sift through the back button

10/19/2011 11:20:49 PM

10/19/2011 11:21:59 PM

LOL get the water

10/19/2011 11:24:09 PM

Quote :

"billable hours are a 1%er thing"

Haha nope not anymore

10/19/2011 11:24:42 PM

I guess 90% of you are no0bs.

10/19/2011 11:31:55 PM

i'll dig the shit up for free

10/19/2011 11:32:42 PM

oh I'll sift through your back button

10/19/2011 11:35:25 PM

it looks like Lauren moved to Texas or something

and married a dude named Seth maybe

10/19/2011 11:48:39 PM

wat

10/20/2011 12:06:16 AM