It's about time we had a comprehensive list.

- Your momma's so fat, when she wears a red shirt, kids run after her yelling "hey! Kool-Aid man!"

- Your momma's teeth so yellow, when she walks down the street smiling, cars slow down.

- Your momma's so stupid I asked her to buy me a pare of sneakers and she came back with 2 candy bars.

10/23/2011 3:01:26 PM

someone is trying too hard

I'm Krallum and i approved this message.

10/23/2011 3:02:58 PM

Quote :

"pare of sneakers "

10/23/2011 3:04:14 PM

?

10/23/2011 3:04:36 PM

Abiyoyo you so crazy

10/23/2011 3:05:46 PM

Krallum's momma's so loose it's like throwing a hotdog down a hallway

10/23/2011 3:27:44 PM

What's the different between your mother and a mallard with a cold?


One's a sick and the other...well, I can't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

[/Celebrity Jeopardy]

10/23/2011 4:16:26 PM

better phantom edit to make that say duck

10/23/2011 4:27:28 PM

Your momma's so stupid she thought a quarterback was a refund.

10/23/2011 4:32:08 PM

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=your+momma+jokes

10/23/2011 4:35:46 PM

So fat....

She wore a Malcolm X shirt...


And helicopters tried to land on her!

10/23/2011 5:10:28 PM

Yo mammas so fat that the last time she put her foot down Japan was struck by a tsunami that killed thousands caused millions in damage.

10/23/2011 5:17:52 PM

Your momma's so stupid she thought a nickelback was a real band.

10/23/2011 5:23:50 PM

Your mommas so fat, her blood type is Ragu

Your mommas so fat, her belt size is 'equator'

10/23/2011 5:34:58 PM

Yo mama so greasy she sweats Crisco!

11/3/2011 2:36:33 PM

Yo Momma so dumb she thinks this thread is funny.

11/3/2011 2:36:58 PM

Yo momma so ugly got raped by a dog.
When it came time to name the spawn,
she said "leave me alone",
but the doctor heard HOOPS MALONE.

11/3/2011 2:42:28 PM

Yo momma so dumb she jammin' on the hot five six

11/3/2011 2:43:08 PM

yo momma so fat when she sit around the house she sit AROUND the house

11/3/2011 3:04:23 PM

Your momma is so short, you can see her feet on her driver's license.
Your momma's glasses are so thick, she can see people waving when she looks at a map.

11/3/2011 3:17:19 PM

yo mama so poor, she goes to KFC to lick other peoples' fingers

yo mama so fat, she puts mayo on advil

yo mama so old, her titties give powdered milk

11/3/2011 3:23:58 PM

YO momma so poor i went to her house and asked whats for dinner....she hops on the table, opens her legs and says "fish and crabs!"

11/3/2011 3:41:35 PM

Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

/bo burnham

11/3/2011 4:09:53 PM

I need a good


"Yo mamma so fresh..." joke.


Can someone come up with one for me

11/4/2011 7:33:14 PM

Hickory dickory dock...





...your mom's a ho!

11/4/2011 7:39:42 PM