Way better than Marion Ravenwood or Willie Scott.

10/24/2011 7:12:48 PM

hells yeah, too bad she was a nazi

10/24/2011 7:14:58 PM

I am having this same argument with my roommates right now

10/24/2011 7:15:32 PM

she talks in her sleep

10/24/2011 7:16:46 PM

Materialistic, unfaithful, German.

This list goes on.

10/24/2011 7:17:51 PM

Quote :

"When Jones discovered that his room had been searched, he sought out Schneider, who acted surprised on seeing her room torn about. He revealed that he had the Grail Diary, and she became furious that he hadn't revealed his possession of it before. Indy turned the tense situation into an afternoon of passion."

10/24/2011 7:18:50 PM

Unfaithful? She was never married to Henry Jones, she just banged him and then went on with her life once he was out of the picture.

I'd like to see you say no to Sean Connery.

10/24/2011 7:21:20 PM

and Harrison Ford

10/24/2011 7:21:57 PM

Unfaithful in every way.

A liar, a fraud, a sham, a whore.

But no doubt Henry and Indiana would have been all "tag team, back again" on that.



At least Marion had class. Independence. Wit. Etc.

10/24/2011 7:26:07 PM

and a liver of steel.

10/24/2011 7:28:16 PM

Despite our disagreements, at least we can agree that Willie Scott is a resounding "last" on the rankings.

10/24/2011 7:30:04 PM

Pish posh. Marion Ravenwood was just as materialistic about her little medallion and she didn't hesitate to hop into bed with Belloq when she needed to.

10/24/2011 7:35:56 PM

Quote :

"Despite our disagreements, at least we can agree that Willie Scott is a resounding "last" on the rankings."

Hold on Lady. We go for ride.

10/24/2011 7:36:56 PM

Materialistic? No.

It provided sentimental value.

Bed? No.

Duped that mofo with some straight up drankin' tactics.

10/24/2011 7:37:34 PM

Sentimental? It was a shiny object.

And she duped nobody.

10/24/2011 7:46:25 PM

: roll :

10/24/2011 7:50:36 PM

She only tagged along because Indy burned down her bar and she needed money.

And as a female bartender I'm willing to bet that she did a lot of cocaine and fucked tons of sherpas while hanging out in the bar on her nights off.

10/24/2011 7:56:29 PM

:ro!l:

10/24/2011 8:00:40 PM

wow, tell me how you really feel about female bartenders

10/24/2011 8:47:59 PM

She's a Nazi!

10/24/2011 8:55:27 PM

I did nazi this thread ever happening.

10/24/2011 9:19:18 PM

right here she is saying "Rape Me"

10/24/2011 9:25:40 PM

Marion Ravenwood - Complete burnout. She's not bartending to pay for college or anything like that. She took her trust fund and opened a bar in Nepal of all places. What kind of business plan is that? I'm no expert here, but it seems like a retail location inside the most isolated place in the world can't be that good a place to start a business. Look it up. Even today there isn't a single Applebee's, Chili's, or even a goddamn Dave and Buster's in Nepal.

Willie Scott - A Shanghai lounge singer whose last relationship was an Asian gangster who showered her with sequined dresses and performance venues in return for sexual favors. You know how all of the shitty basketball players here go to China after they can't cut it in the NBA? I'm pretty sure they were doing the same thing with lounge singers back in the '30s. She's a fucking D-lister.

Dr. Elsa Schneider - Super hot girl with an banging accent and goddamn PhD, who may or may not have some unpopular political views.

Which one would you rather introduce to your parents? (Assuming that your elderly dad hadn't already hit that)

10/24/2011 10:00:16 PM

/thread

10/24/2011 10:05:29 PM

Tell us how you really feel about former pro basketball players who couldn't hack it in the NBA...

10/25/2011 9:06:36 AM

Mr. Joshua's argument is iron clad.

10/25/2011 9:16:23 AM

This may be my favorite TWW thread of all time

10/25/2011 9:44:25 AM

i think Marion's biggest knock is she birthed Shia TheBeef

she shoulda held that turd in

10/25/2011 9:47:36 AM

Yet Shia is somehow more feminine than all of the Indy girls...

10/25/2011 10:40:53 AM

There is no such Indy movie with Shia in it.

10/25/2011 11:20:04 AM

Still got it.

11/3/2011 12:47:48 PM

11/3/2011 12:49:16 PM

And her last name is "Doody". I want to hang out with her just based on that.

11/3/2011 12:50:24 PM

She's kept her youth remarkably over the years.

I find the assessment of "still got it" to be wholly accurate.

11/3/2011 12:55:49 PM

Well, she did drink from the grail.

11/3/2011 12:56:16 PM

My thoughts exactly.

Funny how that works.



Funny, how that works.

11/3/2011 12:57:22 PM

Watching Temple of Doom right now.

Why did Willie Scott get on the plane with him in the beginning?

12/7/2013 8:19:32 PM

How is this even debatable?

12/7/2013 8:45:42 PM

The answer is always hot blonde German chick.

12/7/2013 8:47:22 PM

I like them all...

Marion was a tough broad who coud out drink anyone.

Willie had glam and style.

Elsa was hot and had a phd.

Temple of Doom is my favorite though.

12/7/2013 11:14:12 PM

Temple of Doom is really bad. It has moments, but overall it's a bad movie.

12/7/2013 11:16:29 PM

it was the one I enjoyed the most as a kid

12/7/2013 11:17:15 PM

^^your hipster opinion means nothing to me

^you know what's up

WHO DOESN'T LOVE SHORT ROUND/DATA?!

[Edited on December 7, 2013 at 11:20 PM. Reason : I also have the Nintendo game ]

12/7/2013 11:18:39 PM

Quote :

"But no doubt Henry and Indiana would have been all "tag team, back again" on that"

I prefer Sgt. Debbie Callahan from Police Academy. I'm pretty sure cadet Zed and I would tag team her if given the option.

12/8/2013 2:10:53 AM

The opening sequence of Temple of Doom is great. "No time for love," great.

"We are going to die!"

Great.

Monkey brains at Pankot Palace, the heart rip, and the cart chase are all fine.

But there's nothing to be said for the plot or the characters. It's super paint-by-numbers and Capshaw has ZERO chemistry with anyone or anything on screen.

Marion Ravenwood is a fantastic character with a connection to her own history and the world of the film. Willie Scott is a cartoon character, and a shitty one at that.

Even Spielberg hates Temple of Doom.

12/8/2013 3:47:09 AM

imdb for doody

Quote :

"Selling Hitler (TV Mini-Series) Gina Heidemann - Episode #1.5 (1991) ... Gina Heidemann - Episode #1.4 (1991) ... Gina Heidemann - Episode #1.3 (1991) ... Gina Heidemann - Episode #1.2 (1991) ... Gina Heidemann - Episode #1.1 (1991) ... Gina Heidemann"

12/8/2013 9:02:47 AM