post ITT.

/Balls.

10/25/2011 4:40:06 PM

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10/25/2011 4:42:25 PM

who's paying for it?

10/25/2011 4:43:13 PM

I don't know, Ray. Let's say cost is not a factor. Who would want it? Besides SF. Where do you want the plastic surgery, SF? On your 25 lb gonad sack?

10/25/2011 4:50:43 PM

I can't say that I want it.

Maybe if I needed it after some disfiguring accident

I don't like to get cut on

so, not me

10/25/2011 4:53:53 PM

10/25/2011 5:00:25 PM

I know a dude that has gotten lipo but won't tell anyone about it.

10/25/2011 5:05:41 PM

I wouldn't mind getting my nose fixed from all the breaks I've had. Same goes for my left ear where I got smashed by the crack head.


I don't see myself ever paying for either of those

[Edited on October 25, 2011 at 5:08 PM. Reason : cause chicks dig scars]

10/25/2011 5:06:24 PM

cyborgization probably involves some degree of plastic surgery

i'm in

10/25/2011 5:08:26 PM

I look fine right now, but I could be more perfect.

However, the risk of botched surgery outweighs the positives if I got something like a nose-job done.

It's almost impossible to pick a doctor because you don't know them personally. For example: you ask for a portfolio.. but they're only going to keep the jobs that came out good in there. You ask their customers, but they one have an opinion based on themselves. Then you can ask office staff how the majority come out, but they will be biased to say something positive to make money.

There is no real insurance in knowing you are going to get what you envision.

The worst plastic surgery is the plastic surgery that you know is plastic surgery.

10/25/2011 5:09:08 PM

Broke my nose half a dozen times growing up, so I'd want it straightened a wee bit

Calf implants

A firmer, fuller, more complete posterior

10/25/2011 5:09:50 PM

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"I know a dude that has gotten lipo but won't tell anyone about it."

well he clearly told someone.

10/25/2011 5:52:51 PM

SMOOTH AS EGGS

10/25/2011 5:58:29 PM

I've had plastic surgery. So THERE!

10/25/2011 6:00:36 PM

so what you get?

10/25/2011 6:05:47 PM

I want a mouth full of titanium implant teeth so I can bite through anything without hurting myself. Also, never having to brush again. Just a listerine rinse and go.

Not the shiny kind. The kind that still look like normal teeth.

10/25/2011 6:36:22 PM

I had surgery that was semi-functional but one of the biggest reasons I went for it was cosmetic.

I had a bad hand injury that left one finger pretty scarred, to the point where it was distracting, because the scarring was shiny, and obvious. There was the potential for range of motion gains, to gain back the five degree lag I have in extention, and maybe the minute bit I lost in flexion... but basically the surgery cut out the scar and grafted skin onto the finger (came from my elbow).

I basically had trivial gains on range of motion, but i'm still very glad I got the surgery done because of the cosmetic changes. Most people don't see the scars unless I point them out.

10/25/2011 7:05:19 PM

I wish my wrists were thicker

10/25/2011 7:11:10 PM

Surely some douchebag is going to post in here about how he wished he had a smaller dick

10/25/2011 7:16:11 PM

I wouldn't be against nose surgery if it also fixed my ability to breathe

years of glasses have left permanent indents

10/25/2011 7:21:19 PM

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"I look fine right now, but I could be more perfect."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

10/25/2011 7:22:50 PM

i honestly don't know what kind of plastic surgery i'd want... i mean the only thing that comes close is thinning hair, (well more like massive balding at this point) but i don't think i'd ever get hair plugs... it just doesn't bother me.


edit: When i was 11 I got a mole removed. does that count?

[Edited on October 25, 2011 at 7:42 PM. Reason : ]

10/25/2011 7:42:07 PM

^Nay, that was most likely for medical reasons.

10/25/2011 7:46:13 PM

I want some type of plastic surgery.

10/25/2011 7:50:58 PM

No truth to the rumor that ddd
had to get a cadaver's asshole sewn on after his original asshole was destroyed in the TWW Tunnel Painting/Rape Party of 2009.

10/25/2011 8:00:25 PM

that is totally not true, you hessian.

10/25/2011 8:18:51 PM

it was funnier when you had guns name.

10/25/2011 8:20:46 PM

Not necessarily plastic surgery but if my hairline receded enough I wouldn't feel bad about doing one of those hair transplants.. from a good doctor.

10/25/2011 8:21:33 PM

You know they take hair from your asshole and plug into your scalp.. right..

10/25/2011 8:22:29 PM

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"hair transplants.. from a good doctor."

good call

None of this.

10/25/2011 8:24:51 PM

I've had cosmetic surgery on my eye, to straighten the damn lazy thing up some. Also I've had mole removal/biopsy because the damn things made it hard to shave.

10/25/2011 9:14:05 PM

My dad just had plastic surgery. I haven't seen him yet. Though he said it felt like they tore his face off stomped it on the floor then took a blow torch to his eyes. It did not sound fun at all. I thought he would be put a sleep for the operation, but apparently not.

I advised against it for a multitude of reasons. Its his money and his face, he can do whatever the hell he wants though.

10/25/2011 9:29:54 PM

youknowyoumissedit

10/25/2011 9:36:11 PM

I know a retired doctor who just had a facelift, he couldn't do any physical activity for like 4 months and wasn't supposed to even laugh for like the first 6 weeks

no, thank you.

10/25/2011 9:37:46 PM

i could use some calf muscles

10/25/2011 10:12:05 PM

^^ One of the prerequisites for a facelift is being a lame ass with no sense of humor.

10/25/2011 10:13:39 PM

Veneers, please

10/25/2011 10:15:15 PM

blepharoplasty

also possibly FFS

10/25/2011 10:43:04 PM

Hair transplany

^ I thought you were going to say sexual reassignment surgery

10/25/2011 11:19:42 PM

lol no, I'd just be interested in looking more feminine, but I don't have a transgender identity and therefore am not interested in GCS

10/25/2011 11:29:36 PM

I want to have the flesh of my stomach shaped to look like Krang.

10/25/2011 11:31:36 PM

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"i could use some calf muscles "

ha reminds me of that dude on True Life that got calf implants. LOL at the time that caused such "outrage" and ridicule, like completely unheard of. Now it aint such a big deal. Everything else gets augmented why not an individual's musculature

10/26/2011 8:41:28 AM

lol i remember that episode. i also remember being slightly jealous of the guy because i have the weakest looking calf muscles ever and i was like, "DUDE!!"

10/26/2011 8:48:56 AM

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"i honestly don't know what kind of plastic surgery i'd want... i mean the only thing that comes close is thinning hair, (well more like massive balding at this point) but i don't think i'd ever get hair plugs... it just doesn't bother me. edit: When i was 11 I got a mole removed. does that count?"

I, too, have thinning hair and a mole that will need to be removed once it all departs. I'd say it was purely for medical reasons, but I'd be lying. (Plus I'm not going to want to worry about nicking that thing every time I shave my head and coming to work with a big old Gorby blood stain on my noggin.)

10/26/2011 9:05:55 AM

i wonder how much more it would cost just to do the hair transplant over having the mole removed, haha?

Of course, maybe you could get Tricare to handle the mole for free.

10/26/2011 6:52:34 PM

So, I guess all this stuff you guys are posting is cosmetic. I had surgery on my eyes when I was 3 but that is all I have done. I want to do something with my stomach after having kids but that will prob not happen.

This thread was inspired by the monster known as Axl Rose so that is what I was thinking more on the lines of cosmetic.

10/26/2011 7:01:14 PM

Yea. Mine wasn't cosmetic. Even though the insurance wouldn't cover it because those assholes said it was cosmetic

10/26/2011 7:13:30 PM

why would a mentally healthy, non-disfigured guy who is not in the entertainment industry want plastic surgery? Money and power are more likely to get the wimmins

10/26/2011 10:06:45 PM

well you see some guys are into other guys

and we know very well about the male gaze

10/26/2011 10:24:52 PM

One time I had plastic surgery.

I had a sports injury, just a large cut on my lip. The doctor who sewed it up used this special kind of thread that dissolves in the flesh in order to sew up the internal areas.

My parents later told me that since the doctor is certified as a plastic surgeon, that means I had plastic surgery done on me.

True story.

10/26/2011 10:38:09 PM