1) Filling in the blanks of a credit card slip.

Amount:  $38.58
Tip:        $42.58
Total:     ___-___


Signature: ______________________

10/25/2011 7:31:04 PM

2) Reading a road map



If I give you a map of the city, you should know how to get from point A to point B from anywhere on the map without me having to explain it to you.

10/25/2011 7:34:56 PM

^^Pretty big tip

[Edited on October 25, 2011 at 7:35 PM. Reason : ^^]

10/25/2011 7:35:03 PM

That would be a four dollar tip.

10/25/2011 7:35:07 PM

reading r hard

10/25/2011 7:36:29 PM

How to drive a car with a standard transmission. I'm currently in the process of teaching my GF.

10/25/2011 7:37:21 PM

What probably happened was they left the wrong receipt. The signed one filled out correctly is probably in their pocket.

10/25/2011 7:39:22 PM

^^ That's definitely one thing I think everyone should know, but I don't My bf has been supposed to teach me for like a year and a half, but so far that hasn't happened. And now he lives in Florida, so I doubt it will any time in the immediate future.

[Edited on October 25, 2011 at 7:39 PM. Reason : .]

10/25/2011 7:39:36 PM

^^Probably not.

[Edited on October 25, 2011 at 7:40 PM. Reason : ^^]

10/25/2011 7:39:52 PM

^^best way to learn... sit on a flat surface and try to get the car moving using only the clutch... no gas.

10/25/2011 7:43:52 PM

^^Well Sherlock, why do you think a receipt with no signature and an amount of four dollars higher than the total was left? Surely, you are smart enough to know that some people will write the total amount they left only on a receipt they plan to keep. You are intelligent enough to comprehend this, right?


[Edited on October 25, 2011 at 7:45 PM. Reason : ^^]

10/25/2011 7:44:00 PM

1) I don't give customer receipts unless requested.
2) The customer copy doesn't have a signature line.
3) I have the merchant copy in my possession.

4) The customer wrote the Amount + Tip in the tip spot.
5) When the customer got to the total spot, they assumed I'd understand their short-comings and left it upto chance that I wouldn't take the $42.58 as a tip.

6. If I did take the tip, their next illogical thought would be "If he assumed that it's okay to take a $42.58 tip, then I could assume that he accepted a (null) total and I shouldn't be charged anything at all."


I'm not ignorant. I know it's supposed to be a $4.00 tip. I know when to take what they mean to say rather than the literal interpretation in what they write (unlike most of you motherfuckers on this messageboard )

10/25/2011 8:01:18 PM

you ignorant.

10/25/2011 8:03:54 PM

What cost them $38.58?

10/25/2011 8:13:29 PM

38.58 the price of a slice and a medium soda at geniusboys pizza

10/25/2011 8:17:03 PM

Large pepperoni pizza, 10 hot wings, 3 extra ranch, 7 miller lite, 4 coors lite

10/25/2011 8:19:40 PM

You still serve that pizza with fries on it?

If so, what is it called? and can you send me a (non-arsenic laced) piece?

10/25/2011 8:23:39 PM

It's called The "Heart Attack" (named by my customers) a.k.a The Loaded Chili Nacho Cheese French Fry Pizza" for newbs who I know would ask "what's on it?"


I only do the pizza in Large, and it starts at $19.99. Takes 25 minutes to make and you can watch me make it. It's pretty intense.

Best pizza in America by far. People just don't even know. smh.

10/25/2011 8:43:18 PM

bad tip, extra ranch.....

black people???

10/25/2011 10:14:47 PM

$4 isn't a bad tip.

Ranch is a white person food... like cheese.

Blue Cheese for black people.



Here is a pic of the heart attack I just finished making

10/25/2011 10:28:32 PM

If you make it, I will buy.

10/25/2011 10:37:19 PM

not knowing how to cook

[Edited on October 25, 2011 at 10:37 PM. Reason : ]

10/25/2011 10:37:30 PM

Philadelphia is a city, Pennsylvania is a state

10/26/2011 12:07:56 PM

Quote :

"Amount: $38.58 Tip: $42.58 Total: ___-___ Signature: ______________________ Seriously? What the fuck is that?"

To me, looks like a $42.58 tip to me

10/26/2011 12:09:40 PM

this motherfucker...

10/26/2011 12:10:11 PM

Quote :

"1) Filling in the blanks of a credit card slip. Amount: $38.58 Tip: $42.58 Total: ___-___ Signature: ______________________"

That's like over 100% tip.

10/26/2011 12:12:11 PM

I see a free meal

$0 total + no signature

10/26/2011 12:14:50 PM

Quote :

"1) Filling in the blanks of a credit card slip. "

i thought you said you basically hate credit cards and everyone should use cash and help small businesses?

i only like to wear flip flops!

[Edited on October 26, 2011 at 12:16 PM. Reason : ..]

10/26/2011 12:14:51 PM

I think the biggest fear people have when trying to learn how to drive a stick is fear of damaging the vehicle. In reality though, unless you do something really really stupid you will not. So if you have someone with you that knows how to drive a stick you'll be fine.

***disclaimer***

There are some people that have no business driving whatsoever, be it with an automatic or manual transmission. They will fail and start crying, pick a fight and/or crash into something. Not that I'm speaking from experience on that last note

10/26/2011 12:15:01 PM

Quote :

" think the biggest fear people have when trying to learn how to drive a stick is fear of damaging the vehicle. "

I wanted to learn for the longest time, but everyone who drives a stick was all protective of their cars. "You're not burning up MY clutch! " "You're not stripping MY gears! "

Then I found some friends who didn't care, and now I have a Civic with a manual transmission that I love pretending actually has some kind of power under the hood. Thank you, second gear and third gear.

10/26/2011 12:23:56 PM

I don't know how to drive a manual transmission and I am not ashamed. Maybe I'll learn someday but I don't know that I have much incentive.

10/26/2011 12:26:10 PM

I don't think you should be ashamed. I just think it's one of the things that's useful to know. I feel capable of driving most vehicles on the road now. A friend's mother taught him in case he ever needed the knowledge to get out of a dangerous situation or something (have to drive a friend's car because they're drunk, etc.).

10/26/2011 12:27:42 PM

For sure. I wouldn't ever say it's something that wouldn't potentially be useful for me to learn. I'm just not a car person (which is weird for an ME I know) so it's on the "probably useful but I'm not that motivated or excited to do it yet" side of my to-do list

10/26/2011 12:35:36 PM

What about "things you can do in a pinch but are really bad at?" That's where I am on driving a manual. The last time I drove one I stalled it out whilst turning onto 64 in cary. That...was unpleasant.

I think many people's knowledge of American history is, in general, shame-worthy. Whether that's a failing of the people, or the schools, or both, I don't know. Not asking you to be able to name every president in succession or to quote the text of the Declaration of Independence verbatim, but you should at least have a clue about the basics.

10/26/2011 12:35:36 PM

^ Maybe they can't get to the library bc they keep stalling out on the way there



Learn to drive stick, save the world.

10/26/2011 12:41:22 PM

i dont know fuck all about cars, i really dont care.

I have a "guy"

10/26/2011 12:44:56 PM

Engadget has a review on an electric car and because the motor is capable of going from 0 to something-thousands of RPMs, you basically just drive around in 1st gear. Pretty sweet gig if you have $125K just laying around.

10/26/2011 1:48:32 PM

Quote :

"0 to something-thousands of RPMs,"

lol...RPMs are usually measured in something-thousands!

10/26/2011 1:50:09 PM

1) Common stoner mistakes when you run a fucking PIZZA SHOP

10/26/2011 1:53:37 PM

O_______________________________________O

10/26/2011 1:54:31 PM

Let me clarify. It's one engine that in one gear goes from 0 to 6000 RPMs. From 0 to 6000 RPMs, it also maintains an almost flat torque curve. Point is... do you claim you drive a manual or automatic if you only have one gear?

[Edited on October 26, 2011 at 2:04 PM. Reason : Corrected typos. Not correcting "flat torque curve" because it really is called a "torque curve"...]

10/26/2011 1:57:41 PM

Quote :

"flat torque curve"

flat curves are my favorite

Quote :

" It's one engine that in one gear goes from 0 to 6000 RPMs. From 0 to 60000 RPMs "

Damn dude. smh.

Quote :

"Point is... do you claim you drive a manual or automatic if you only have one gear?"

Manual means "hands" so if you're not doing anything with your hands, then it's not manual
Automatic implies a machine is doing an act that you'd ordinary have to use your hands for.

In this case, it's neither manual nor automatic if it only has one gear.




[Edited on October 26, 2011 at 2:04 PM. Reason : .]

10/26/2011 1:58:56 PM

Quote :

"Best pizza in America by far"

funniest thing i have heard in a long time. Please quit bastardizing Pizza.

10/26/2011 2:04:25 PM

They put special in your name for a reason.

10/26/2011 2:05:00 PM

Man, you sure got me on adding an extra zero to the number 6,000.

By the way, dumbass, it's called a torque curve because (a) in any other combustion engine that's the name it's given so if you call it a "torque line" you'll just look stupid and (b) I said it was almost a flat torque curve. There will still be some slope to it.

But, whatever. I guess if correcting people's blog posts on TWW makes you feel like a genius working at your pizza shop, I shouldn't take that away from you.

[Edited on October 26, 2011 at 2:19 PM. Reason : Pizza Shop Owner Spelling > Engineer Spelling]

10/26/2011 2:08:32 PM

Quote :

"Man, you sure got my on adding an extra zero to the number 6,000."

Quote :

"By the way, dumbass, it's called a torque curve because (a) in any other combustion engine that's the name it's given so if you call it a "torque line" you'll just look stupid and (b) I said it was almost a flat torque curve. There will still be some slope to it."

a) This is no ordinary combustion engine

b)
Lines have slope.

Curves have arcs.

10/26/2011 2:13:35 PM

Curves are an infinite series of slopes. At any one point, they have slope.

10/26/2011 2:19:07 PM

That's called a tangent line.

[Edited on October 26, 2011 at 2:21 PM. Reason : Points don't have slopes.]

10/26/2011 2:20:26 PM

Wait a minute... a curve has "arc"? How the f*ck do you measure "arc"? Curves can be described as a function or a single point can be described by it's slope, but an "arc" is a completely different geometric entity. Don't know where you got that one from.

So... failure to understand basic geometry. Is that why you didn't go into engineering?

10/26/2011 2:22:38 PM

Quote :

"Wait a minute... a curve has "arc"? How the f*ck do you measure "arc"?"

Oh goodness.

10/26/2011 2:24:11 PM