JeepMan311 All American 1620 Posts user info edit post |
my dog ( a 9 month puggle)- cat shit out of the litter box, leather belt, dead worms, leaves, rocks, bar of soap, tags from shirts, my shoes.
my cat- dog food, leaves, bugs, vomit.
what bout you guys 11/1/2011 6:23:28 PM
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wolfpackgrrr All American 39759 Posts user info edit post |
Sounds about right. 11/1/2011 6:25:25 PM
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ThePeter TWW CHAMPION 37709 Posts user info edit post |
Magazines

Cat scratch pads

Weight lifting gloves, like an hour after I bought them

[Edited on November 1, 2011 at 6:28 PM. Reason : asdf] 11/1/2011 6:27:31 PM
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EMCE balls deep 89894 Posts user info edit post |
JeepMan311 AFTER HIS DOG ATE CAT SHIT EXPOSED?!?!?!
 11/1/2011 6:27:52 PM
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JeepMan311 All American 1620 Posts user info edit post |
my dog has been finding random rogue french fries out in the parking lot at my complex, i still havent found the source 11/1/2011 6:27:59 PM
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JeepMan311 All American 1620 Posts user info edit post |
lol at the magazines 11/1/2011 6:29:18 PM
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dinoantncsu Collector of Gnomes 422 Posts user info edit post |
Dog - Lollipops, left the wrapper and stick 11/1/2011 6:29:25 PM
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Samwise16 All American 12710 Posts user info edit post |
cat poop sticks paper toilet paper plastic aluminum foil Christmas ornament (glass) rubber carpet wood paint wall (don't ask me how he did it) underwear socks hair string tennis ball bag strap pencils electric cord pillow leash and the regular stuffed animal
[Edited on November 1, 2011 at 6:32 PM. Reason : and I think there was a greeting card or something]
[Edited on November 1, 2011 at 6:32 PM. Reason : oh.... feminine products, q-tips, and headbands as well]
[Edited on November 1, 2011 at 6:34 PM. Reason : his own vomit] 11/1/2011 6:31:29 PM
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gunzz IS NÚMERO UNO 68205 Posts user info edit post |
i like how ThePeter's cat is in those pictures ... i think the cat is setting the dog up lol 11/1/2011 6:32:09 PM
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aimorris All American 15213 Posts user info edit post |
Our stupid dog swallowed a frog whole one time
threw it up completely about an hour later 11/1/2011 6:36:10 PM
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gunzz IS NÚMERO UNO 68205 Posts user info edit post |
let me just add to the list
i caught my roomies dog back in the day eating a couple of bags.  11/1/2011 6:38:39 PM
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JeepMan311 All American 1620 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "and the regular stuffed animal" |
tucker will rip the eyes out and eat them, also we bought him a new bed due to him ripping his old one apart, within an hour he started ripping the stuffing out of the new one.
one time as well our dog for somehow found a muscadine on the floor, ate it, puked all in the his kennel at night, i mean like exorcist style. and that one muscadine peel was in there.. 11/1/2011 6:43:36 PM
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Samwise16 All American 12710 Posts user info edit post |
the sad thing is, I would pay money for Gambit to go back to tearing up stuffed animals
finding him eating glass over some stuffing is much more worrisome 
does he eat the foam? WTF is it about foam that seems so appetizing to a dog?
my parent's dog will tear the shit out of a stuffed animal just to get the squeaker out, too >.<
[Edited on November 1, 2011 at 6:47 PM. Reason : .] 11/1/2011 6:44:29 PM
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qntmfred retired 41010 Posts user info edit post |
Paint cans Fire logs
[Edited on November 1, 2011 at 6:47 PM. Reason : Toxicolodogs] 11/1/2011 6:46:35 PM
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JeepMan311 All American 1620 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "does he eat the foam? WTF is it about foam that seems so appetizing to a dog?" |
hell no he doesnt eat the foam, he just shreads it and leaves it everywere, i dont know why he does that shit.
could you imagine as kids if we would of ripped apart our mattress and box spring. lol 11/1/2011 7:24:07 PM
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ndmetcal All American 9012 Posts user info edit post |
drywall  11/1/2011 7:33:12 PM
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JeepMan311 All American 1620 Posts user info edit post |
qntmfred please tell me how your dog ate a paint can lol
[Edited on November 1, 2011 at 8:29 PM. Reason : .] 11/1/2011 8:28:54 PM
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punchmonk Double Entendre 22300 Posts user info edit post |
our dog ate green paint, her metal crate, dirt, collars around other dogs' necks, her sleep pillow, and trim around doors 11/1/2011 8:31:44 PM
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elkaybie All American 39626 Posts user info edit post |
She got in to the trash in the bathroom once, but didn't eat anything.
She did eat my rainbows...hit her with it, and she never touched my stuff again. 11/1/2011 8:32:53 PM
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modlin All American 2642 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "one time as well our dog for somehow found a muscadine on the floor, ate it, puked all in the his kennel at night, i mean like exorcist style. and that one muscadine peel was in there.." |
raisins and grapes are poisonous to dogs. 11/1/2011 8:36:19 PM
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qntmfred retired 41010 Posts user info edit post |
^^^ oh yeah i forgot about the metal crate. bitch literally chewed her way through one of these until it collapsed around her

[Edited on November 1, 2011 at 8:37 PM. Reason : ^] 11/1/2011 8:37:15 PM
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TroopofEchos All American 12212 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "bitch literally chewed her way through one of these until it collapsed around her" |
My dog did that too Scared the hell out of me! I got him a bigger crate made out of plastic, zip-tied chicken wire all around the inside and sprayed the fuck out of it with bitter apple. It looks like Auschwitz but he never chewed it again.
I had a tank of puffer fish and accidentally left the bag of blackworms on the table overnight. They are aquatic and hang out in a bag like you would take your fish home in. The cat ripped open the bag, ate the worms, then puked them up all over the house and up the stairs.  11/1/2011 8:53:25 PM
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GeniuSxBoY Suspended 16786 Posts user info edit post |
Crap! You've caught your pet eating!
[Edited on November 1, 2011 at 8:54 PM. Reason : now it will survive another day] 11/1/2011 8:54:34 PM
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JeepMan311 All American 1620 Posts user info edit post |
^^^ ahahaha what kind of dog do you have? the crate made me lol. our puggle use to chew on on the gate we had blocking him off from our bed room. i put some hot sauce on it, hasnt touched it since.
with the green paint how did you guys wade that one out?
[Edited on November 1, 2011 at 9:17 PM. Reason : /] 11/1/2011 9:15:17 PM
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punchmonk Double Entendre 22300 Posts user info edit post |
We took her to the vet to get looked at because she ate the green paint the same day she ate the crate. She did not poop any of that out and the vet said she was ok. I think we gave her some antibiotic to get her to poop or something. Maggie has eaten some crazy shit for sure.
Something that I don't understand is how a dog can chew a hole in the middle of the wall? Rew did this and then Ken spackled over it and before it could dry, she ate through the new spackle. 11/1/2011 9:33:17 PM
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Kiwi All American 38546 Posts user info edit post |
my golden hunts the camel crickets for us. 11/1/2011 9:37:05 PM
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DivaBaby19 Davidbaby19 45208 Posts user info edit post |
my dog has destroyed at least $2500 worth of shoes (all my expensive leather shoes...left me the cheap shit) She loses her shit when she sees my hanky pankys (pannies) Loves going thru the trash in my bathroom (loves feminine products, toilet paper, qtips, paper) She likes anything she can stick her face in hoping she will find something to pull out and throw all over the place (open tote bags and whatnot) If I leave a wooden hanger out, she'll destroy that She loves soap Plants 11/1/2011 9:43:17 PM
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ncsuallday Sink the Flagship 9818 Posts user info edit post |
pair of sperrys pair of custom birkenstocks tempur pedic pillow a bunch of posters I had bought to have framed
has chewed the crotch out of several girls panties (lol when they go to put them on in the morning)
my dog's daughter (my parents took her) ate an entire home rotisseried chicken off the counter when my dad went to get something out of the next room - bones and all. he was so mad. another time she ate a frozen chicken bones and all (not sure how). she also ate a stick of butter of the counter the other day. pretty much any food product left unattended.
[Edited on November 1, 2011 at 10:41 PM. Reason : my dog also eats bumble bees, flies, any bug right out of the sky like a german shepherd fly trap] 11/1/2011 10:37:20 PM
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se7entythree YOSHIYOSHI 17379 Posts user info edit post |
a few weeks ago my dog vomited up several small baby animals in 2 separate vomit sessions. i'm not sure if they were rabbits or squirrels. i'm leaning towards rabbits though. the 2nd session was the worst smelling thing i've ever smelled ever, and i've been inside a hog farm before.  11/1/2011 11:13:42 PM
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years25apart Veteran 216 Posts user info edit post |
My dog chewed the corner of my guitar amp, chewed through a mic cable, and chewed on the trim of the wall. After my hand found his ass he stop chewing. Ill consider myself lucky if at 7 months that is all he will chew. 11/1/2011 11:13:48 PM
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Roflpack All American 1966 Posts user info edit post |
My dog ate a turtle. That's it. 11/1/2011 11:50:38 PM
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Flying Tiger All American 2341 Posts user info edit post |
My chinchilla has eaten close to an entire small paperback book. 11/2/2011 12:08:06 AM
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GrimReap3r All American 2732 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "oh yeah i forgot about the metal crate. bitch literally chewed her way through one of these until it collapsed around her
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When my GSD was younger I had to Ubolt that cage to the floor then use about 15-20 zip ties as reinforcement to hold the cage together 11/2/2011 12:37:12 AM
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pryderi Suspended 26647 Posts user info edit post |
I don't know what the fuck she eats when I take her for a walk. I just try to keep her on a short leash and punch the poop out of her. 11/2/2011 1:39:44 AM
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GeniuSxBoY Suspended 16786 Posts user info edit post |
Crap you've caught!!!!
Your pet eating! 11/2/2011 1:50:04 AM
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Jaybee1200 Suspended 56200 Posts user info edit post |
you know the best way to keep this shit from happening? dont have a fucking annoying ass pet
you dont have to do this shit your house doesnt smell like shit (it does, I dont care how used to it you are, everyone else can notice it) you can do shit without having to back out because "I cant, I have to go home to let my fucking dog out to shit" you wont have people hate you because they come visit and get your filthy beast's hair all over their clothes you wont have people hate you because they come visit and you think its SOOOO funny and/or cute when they jump up on them "oh, little Rex just loves company!!! he likes you!!!!"
[Edited on November 2, 2011 at 1:54 AM. Reason : d] 11/2/2011 1:52:40 AM
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pryderi Suspended 26647 Posts user info edit post |

11/2/2011 2:41:57 AM
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Samwise16 All American 12710 Posts user info edit post |
my dog threw up on my bed last night.
I couldn't figure wtf it was that he threw up... all I know it was a big glob of fabric -.o not a good surprise at 4:30 am 11/3/2011 8:22:35 PM
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wolfpackgrrr All American 39759 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "you can do shit without having to back out because "I cant, I have to go home to let my fucking dog out to shit"" |
I have to admit I do hate this about having a dog. Probably wouldn't annoy me nearly as much if we had kids as well. 11/3/2011 8:24:49 PM
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evlbuxmbetty All American 3633 Posts user info edit post |
plastic bags 11/3/2011 8:27:06 PM
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wolfpackgrrr All American 39759 Posts user info edit post |
My dog has discovered leaves are delicious and fun to hide in: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epCgoxolc2Y 11/23/2011 9:30:25 PM
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XSMP All American 16674 Posts user info edit post |
someone I know's dog ate their stash of pot resin - $5000 later SIK keeps their stash a lot more secure. 11/23/2011 9:49:17 PM
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klrblindkid1 All American 942 Posts user info edit post |
.... recently asphalt >.< 11/23/2011 10:38:14 PM
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Skack All American 31140 Posts user info edit post |
Woah! Y'alls pets are dicks. 11/23/2011 11:28:55 PM
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j_sun All American 9198 Posts user info edit post |
new kitten just ate a copy of "where the wild things are" that i had when i was a kid 11/23/2011 11:39:32 PM
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DivaBaby19 Davidbaby19 45208 Posts user info edit post |
new kitten gets drop-kicked 11/23/2011 11:43:20 PM
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