Made chili last night, and my fingers are still burning from cutting up the peppers... i have washed them like 5 times.

oh well... the dull burning pain all day will remind me that I have a big bowl of chili waiting for me when i get home.

11/3/2011 7:21:29 AM

This is a reminder to you that you should constantly rub your eyes.

11/3/2011 7:25:22 AM

and go use the restroom.

11/3/2011 7:39:55 AM

and pick your nose

11/3/2011 7:54:49 AM

on Tuesday night this happened to my dick

11/3/2011 8:50:39 AM

This is a reminder to you that you should constantly rub your eyes master debate.

11/3/2011 9:23:51 AM

this reminds me that i REALLY want a great bowl of chili

11/3/2011 9:24:51 AM

Sounds stupid but wash your hands with some milk. The milk helps neutralize the capsaicin. Same as if you eat something spicy drinking milk takes out the heat.

11/3/2011 9:38:01 AM

I heard you're suppose to rub your own jizz all over your hands...and then lick it off.

11/3/2011 9:40:16 AM

So one night my gf and I went out to a bar and I had them make me some specialty hot wings...think man vs. food challenge hot. So hot that I was afraid that spontaneous combustion as they sat there was a real possibility. So hot that I broke out in a full sweat from just a whiff as the waiter set them down in front of me.

Somehow I made it through all six of them, but I was entirely delirious afterward. In order to finish I basically had to detach my senses and self completely from my body such that I was only punishing the vessel that contained my existence rather than char my soul in a bhut jolokia conflagration.

After finishing and washing up I proceeded to get hammered to try and escape the fevered recovery process for something more familiar, something I know I can handle.

Cut to a couple hours later when I really "come to" to the writhing and tortured protests of my naked girlfriend on top of me.

tl;dr don't eat ghost pepper wings and stick your fingers in your girlfriend's asshole

11/3/2011 9:47:32 AM

yeah i read that story in one of the tucker max books.

good adaptation though.

i guess.

11/3/2011 10:50:18 AM

Rub your hands on stainless steel to remove the oil. Don't rub your eyes, pick your nose or caress your dick. All bad advice in this thread.

11/3/2011 11:07:11 AM

don't get the capsaicin oil confused with the lube-- check

WHY DO I KEEP IT IN THE SAME DRAWER

11/3/2011 11:10:09 AM

the story was fake the first time (tucker max version)

11/3/2011 11:17:09 AM

really? that's definitely a real story haha

you should find the tucker max version for me

11/3/2011 3:33:49 PM

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11/3/2011 3:36:53 PM

Logic says if it burns your fingers, you should probably eat it

11/3/2011 3:41:32 PM

I've always imagined the people who do those hot wing challenges regret it much more coming out than they did going in.

11/3/2011 3:43:26 PM

the worst is when the pepper juice gets under your fingernails

11/3/2011 3:47:42 PM

http://www.chilliworld.com/FactFile/Scoville_Scale.asp

11/23/2011 5:42:46 PM

pryderi keeps pepper spraying the dead horse

11/23/2011 5:43:46 PM

lol
5,300,000 Police grade Pepper spray
4,000,000 Mad Dog 44 Magnum Pepper Extract, from Ashley Food Company, Inc.
4,000,000 Blair's 4 A.M., from Gardner Resources Inc. - No Longer available
2,000,000 Common Pepper spray
1,500,000 - 2,000,000 Blair's 3 A.M., from Gardner Resources Inc.
1,500,000 Da' Bomb The Final Answer, from Original Juan Specialty Food
1,100,000 Blair's Jersey Death from Gardner Resources Inc.
1,001,304 Naga-Bih Jolokia pepper
1,000,000 Cool Million Pepper Extract, from the Poison Pepper Co.
1,000,000 1 Million Scoville Pepper Extract, from Ashley Food Company, Inc.
923,000 The Dorset Naga Pepper, from Peppers by Post
855,000 (reported) The Naga Jolokia pepper (Capsicum frutescens), not confirmed
800,000 Satan's Blood, from Sauce Crafters Inc.
700,000 The Slap Heard Around the World, from Tiguana Flats
600,000 - 900,000 Blair's 2 A.M., from Gardner Resources, Inc.
600,000 Mad Dog 357 with Bullet Keychain, from Ashley Food Company

Who wants to do a tww pepper spray test?

11/23/2011 5:45:26 PM

Capsaicin is not water soluble which is why washing your hands didn't work. It is alcohol soluble, so an alcohol based wet wipe, alcohol based hand sanitizer, some rubbing alcohol, or a little bit of vodka should remove any capsaicin left on your hands. Swishing a little liquor around your mouth is also a good way to stop the burning after eating especially hot foods.




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11/23/2011 5:47:22 PM

^^ that scale goes up to 16M. We've got TONS of room to improve our pepper spray.

The trick is to know ^ information and to have gloves ready in your kitchen. They're also great for raw meat, onions, etc. I prefer the purple nitrile or whatever the one's that are not latex.

11/24/2011 12:40:08 AM

skack wrote what i was gonna write


and just wash your hands in milk. HOT TITTY MILK

11/24/2011 12:43:39 AM

Hump that. Touch your girlfriend.

MAKE.

HER.

PAY.

11/24/2011 12:45:24 AM

11/24/2011 12:46:00 AM

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11/24/2011 12:53:54 AM

11/24/2011 12:54:34 AM

11/24/2011 12:54:57 AM

11/24/2011 12:57:23 AM

11/24/2011 12:58:54 AM

Quote :

"MAKE HER PAY"

11/24/2011 12:59:42 AM