They're too fucking loud, they're annoying, they need an asswhoppin' and their parents illicit rage in how poor a job they did in raising their accident.

ibtyouwereachildoncetoo

11/5/2011 7:38:31 PM

damn crotchfruit

11/5/2011 7:39:47 PM

seconded, all in favor?

11/5/2011 7:45:44 PM

The only time that other people's children bother me are when I'm unable to jerk a knot in them when they're acting up. As long as I have some kind of control over them, it's all good.

11/5/2011 7:45:58 PM

i agree.

wait a sec...

11/5/2011 7:46:48 PM

Other peoples kids hate you. Ever think about that?

11/5/2011 7:48:22 PM

As well they should...

11/5/2011 7:48:54 PM

and other people hate your kids

it all works out

[Edited on November 5, 2011 at 8:04 PM. Reason : .]

11/5/2011 8:03:56 PM

^^^ I don't care about that.

Too many parents try to be friends with their children.

11/5/2011 8:22:23 PM

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"I hate other people's children "

Now you know why I hate you!

11/5/2011 8:49:24 PM

youwereachildoncetoo

11/5/2011 8:49:52 PM

^^ Yes, I hate your little bastard.

[Edited on November 5, 2011 at 8:52 PM. Reason : .]

11/5/2011 8:51:51 PM

Working in a children's store, I learned that while most people aren't shitty parents, the ones that are really really really are.

11/5/2011 8:54:55 PM

are really really really are.

11/5/2011 8:58:06 PM

^^ This. There are some decent people, but the few awful ones are enough to make me glad I'll never have kids.

11/5/2011 9:55:17 PM

Ugh I just came from seeing Moneyball and this group of like 8 people with TWO toddlers sat next to me. Little fuckers made noise the whole movie.

11/5/2011 10:09:42 PM

What the hell is a Krallum?

11/5/2011 10:10:35 PM

^^you should've asked them to shut them up. if they get an attitude about it, you can ask the folks who work there to get them to leave. of course, the movie is all fucked up for you, but some places will give you some free tickets.

noise from children is unacceptable in a theater for anything that isn't rated G.

[Edited on November 5, 2011 at 10:39 PM. Reason : if crotchfruit sits down next to me, i get up and move]

11/5/2011 10:38:11 PM

I should open a movie venue for adults only seating and a soundproof booth for families with children

11/5/2011 10:42:14 PM

I've really learned to appreciate well-behaved children. Some kids do exactly what they are told. I always want to give parents discounts for not letting their kid wreck my store.

11/5/2011 10:44:14 PM

I enjoy seeing my friends kids and knowing I can avoid the diaper changing at public places

11/5/2011 10:48:18 PM

I don't believe in positive reinforcement. Not getting negative reinforcement is positive enough.

11/5/2011 10:49:16 PM

Quote :

"you should've asked them to shut them up. if they get an attitude about it, you can ask the folks who work there to get them to leave. of course, the movie is all fucked up for you, but some places will give you some free tickets."

Thankfully someone with bigger balls than me did. The mother took the loud kid (other one was relatively quiet) out of the theater, but then she came back without him. Not sure what happened there

11/5/2011 10:51:41 PM

probably tied him to a lamp post outside

11/5/2011 10:53:13 PM

some asshole parents had their screaming baby at the bar last night. I left near the end of the LSU-Alabama game, and the parents were still drinking away and letting their 1-year old scream to her heart's content.

11/6/2011 8:37:23 AM

can we add other people's small dogs that are treated like children? I echo most of the original sentiments and think they apply here as well.

11/6/2011 8:42:54 AM

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"and a soundproof booth for families with children"

lol my church has this.

11/6/2011 8:46:51 AM

children should be neither seen nor heard

11/7/2011 1:10:53 AM

^^ You're confession box is sound proof?

11/7/2011 1:12:25 AM

Quote :

"YOU ARE CONFESSION"

11/7/2011 1:14:15 AM

http://www.thewolfweb.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=616164&page=5

11/7/2011 1:17:38 AM

Normally I don't go all grammar nazi, but the OP confused the shit out of me.

"their parents illicit rage" = the illegal anger of their parents (albeit with a missing apostrophe)
"their parents elicit rage" = their parents inspire rage in me.

It took me a full minute to figure out you meant the second one. I'm afraid the only course of action for you now is ritual suicide to spare your family's honor.

11/7/2011 1:44:44 AM

haters gonna hate

11/7/2011 2:47:00 AM

11/7/2011 2:50:00 AM

every broad who makes me look at a picture of their kid should have to show me a picture of their twat, too

11/7/2011 2:55:14 AM

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"You're confession box is sound proof?"

Just outside the main hall they have this room that's soundproof with a big window looking into the hall. They have toys and shit for the kids and chairs and an audio feed of the sermon for the parents. Unfortunately you still have some parents that refuse to use the room

11/7/2011 8:07:22 AM