http://www.satistec.com/home.aspx

11/5/2011 11:12:06 PM

11/6/2011 12:07:37 AM

Quote :

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11/6/2011 12:14:57 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_i6kWbdTvjk&feature=player_embedded#!

Holy fuck what.

11/6/2011 12:46:30 AM

I know i shouldnt click that youtube link at work.....

11/6/2011 1:31:21 AM

Work.


At 1:30 AM EST?

11/6/2011 1:59:12 AM

Quote :

"ssclark (1:01) : hey fuck tou flood control zorthage (1:09) : lol ssclark (1:10) : sighface! someone tell greyfox i work at rex so yes i am infact at work zorthage (1:11) : which thread? ssclark (1:18) : handegg thread"

11/6/2011 1:20:00 AM

Quote :

"I got one of these, and no matter how much salt and pepper I put on it, it? still tasted terrible."

11/6/2011 8:53:54 AM

well at least now I don't have to figure out what to get ThePeter for his birthday.

11/6/2011 11:06:16 AM

lol- I really don't know what to say about this (other than that I don't think it would fit very well, and thus be uncomfortable)

11/6/2011 11:11:51 AM

I would probably fuck that egg at least once to try it out.

Can you microwave it so that it's nice and warm?

11/6/2011 11:31:47 AM

apparently it's a one time deal... you aren't supposed to reuse it.

11/6/2011 1:17:47 PM

I love the comments on their videos where people are like "One time use? haha I'd use this a hundred times before caring."

11/6/2011 4:35:26 PM

Quote :

"•“Nice way to give the hand a breather”"

11/6/2011 5:24:02 PM

Biofreak

i think it will fit fine

11/6/2011 5:46:28 PM

^Still not big enough for internet penis.

11/6/2011 7:08:19 PM

I'm all like

11/6/2011 7:10:45 PM