I just heard that Penn State just accepted an an invite to the PAC 10 Year Olds Conference

11/8/2011 7:39:41 PM

dead baby jokes ITT

11/8/2011 7:49:23 PM

Apparently not.

11/9/2011 6:55:10 PM

knock knock

11/9/2011 6:57:17 PM

Barack Obama is president

11/9/2011 6:58:41 PM

^^ who's there

11/9/2011 6:59:17 PM

your thread sucks

11/9/2011 6:59:30 PM

Your thread sucks who?

11/9/2011 6:59:59 PM

Richard Simmons

11/9/2011 7:01:21 PM

Not disgusting enough. Try again.

11/9/2011 7:02:12 PM

joke.aspx

Quote :

" OH SHIT! Internal Server Error! An error has occurred on the server while processing the page. It's probably not your fault, but we'll check to make sure. In the meantime, you can find a whole bunch of non-broken pages here. "

DISGUSTING!

11/9/2011 7:45:12 PM

Quote :

"when old women go after young men its called a cougar but when old men go after young men its called a nittany lion"

The E Man

11/9/2011 10:58:25 PM

too soon?

11/9/2011 10:58:58 PM

what's worse than ten babies nailed to one tree?

one baby nailed to ten trees.

11/9/2011 11:00:11 PM

Q: How do you get 100 babies into a bowl?



A: Blender




Q: How do you get them out?



A: Nachos !!!!!!

11/9/2011 11:19:08 PM

What do you get when you stab a baby in the face with a screwdriver?







An erection

11/9/2011 11:36:23 PM

Q: how do you stop a baby from crawling in a circle?

A: Nail its other hand to the floor.

11/9/2011 11:47:25 PM

What do you get when you stab a baby in the face?







A blowjob.

11/9/2011 11:57:25 PM

Whats the Difference between you and a Mallard with a cold?


One's a sick duck, I can't remember how it ends, but your mother is a whore.

[Edited on November 10, 2011 at 12:28 AM. Reason : .]

11/10/2011 12:27:32 AM

That one is funny because it's talking shit while at the same time giving me a headache.

[Edited on November 10, 2011 at 12:29 AM. Reason : ohhhhhh...not nearly as good now]

11/10/2011 12:29:06 AM

The Aristocrats walk into a talent agent's office. Wait, no let me start over...

11/10/2011 12:34:14 AM

A man and a woman are sitting across from each other in a bar on a slow Tuesday night. The man sends her a drink and smiles. He asks the woman and asks her why she's so down.

"My husband just left me. He said I'm too kinky in bed," she said.

"What a coincidence! My wife just left me," said the man, "she told me that I was too kinky for her, too!"

The two talk a little while longer, and finding that they have so much in common they decide to go back to the woman's house. After fooling around on the couch she turns to the man and says, "Give me a sec, I want to slip into something more comfortable."

She emerges from the bathroom ten minutes later, wearing stripper heels, stockings, corset, 12 inch strap on, and a dominatrix cap, leash in one hand and riding crop in the other. However, as she is coming out of her bathroom, the man is putting on his coat and walking out the door.

"Where are you going?" She said, "I thought we were going to get kinky?"

He looks at her and says, "Sweetheart, I just screwed your dog and shit in your purse. I'm done."

11/10/2011 12:55:05 AM

Shit, I can't resize it.


http://media.zenfs.com/en_us/News/ap_webfeeds/e695fae133630119fe0e6a7067003d3c.jpg



[Edited on November 10, 2011 at 1:30 AM. Reason : please post my picture at 400x400]

11/10/2011 1:29:09 AM

disgusting pictures =/= disgusting jokes dumbass

11/10/2011 1:30:27 AM

it's a picture of a disgusting joke.

11/10/2011 1:31:06 AM

^self pic?

11/10/2011 7:40:23 AM

Quote :

" come to ped state a tight end leave ped state a wide receiver"

ndmetcal

11/10/2011 9:30:07 PM