How would you do it?

11/15/2011 9:02:06 AM

wwwebsurfer already has it planned out

11/15/2011 9:05:17 AM

with an icicle

11/15/2011 9:07:04 AM

blackmail

11/15/2011 9:07:51 AM

You mean how did I do it?

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11/15/2011 9:10:38 AM

invisibility potion

11/15/2011 10:26:34 AM

Sperm bank robbery?

11/15/2011 10:31:59 AM

11/15/2011 10:32:46 AM

11/15/2011 10:33:02 AM

jumper

11/15/2011 10:33:19 AM

I'd get a job at said bank.

work my way up to a point where I'm in position to embezzle lots of money that I funnel into an offshore account.

Possible end results:

1) I never get caught. I spend my ill gotten gains and live a life of lavish luxury upon retirement
2) I get caught. Since our legal system is set up in such a way that white collar criminals get shit for punishment, I do some modicum of time and then get out of prison and move to the carribean and spend my ill gotten gains and live a life of lavish luxury.

11/15/2011 10:43:20 AM

Not like this:



where's the awesome pic of him in the red hat and sunglasses. that was hilarious

11/15/2011 10:49:58 AM

11/15/2011 10:59:06 AM

^ yes! bawahahahaha

11/15/2011 11:04:31 AM

11/15/2011 11:26:03 AM