A man dressed in red and white walks into a Chapel Hill sports bar with a small dog under his arm. He says to the bartender: "Hey, can I leave my dog here while I go the UNC/NCSU football game?"

"A dog in my bar? No, absolutely not."

"But he's a special dog", the State fan says.

"In what way?" the bartender asks.

"Well, he'll watch the game on TV with you. When State scores he will walk up and down the bar on his hind legs. When UNC scores he will walk up and down the bar on his front legs. When State wins, he will do back flips all the way down the bar and back.

"Wow!" the bartender says. "That's amazing. What does he do when UNC wins?"

"I don't know" says the State fan, "He's only five years old"

11/16/2011 11:02:24 AM

zing

11/16/2011 11:03:27 AM

it was worded a little differently when somebody else made a thread about it a week or two ago

11/16/2011 11:03:55 AM

hahaha

11/16/2011 11:08:05 AM

Hahahahah that's great

11/16/2011 11:09:01 AM

lol

11/16/2011 11:11:39 AM

*Like*

11/16/2011 12:08:41 PM

i posted this as my fb status and it's blown UP

11/16/2011 12:11:23 PM

i too, will post this as my facebook status and let people assume i made it up myself

11/16/2011 12:47:40 PM

i too, will post this as my facebook status and let people assume i made it up myself

11/16/2011 12:48:20 PM

i too, will post this as my facebook status and let people assume i made it up myself

11/16/2011 12:49:40 PM

Don't worry my Facebook friends know that I'm not smart enough to come up with that on my own.

11/16/2011 12:50:38 PM

lol Sam I like that you already have 15 people liking it on your page.

11/16/2011 12:53:03 PM

I was gonna put this on facebook, then immediately felt ashamed

thanks egyeyes for doing it first...I will now make my friends think I come up with funny jokes on jokes on jokes

11/16/2011 12:55:43 PM

always here for you, boo

now who actually gets credit for this funny?

11/16/2011 12:59:57 PM

damn, i have already been called on it

11/16/2011 1:02:40 PM

^^i can trace it back as far as KeB message_topic.aspx?topic=605225&page=31#15078877

a little more concise

11/16/2011 1:04:16 PM

I got it off of facebook last week sometime

11/16/2011 5:49:43 PM

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