I love leaving skid marks on the toilet bowl at work. I'm sure my coworkers do not appreciate this, but these people have to know when I go in there, I mean business and that I seek satisfaction. The sense of accomplishment I have when I depart the stall after leaving my mark is nothing short of bliss.

11/16/2011 8:28:01 PM

they get in the stall and look up and go MERBIIIIIIIIIIGGGG!!! with the camera spinning

11/16/2011 8:31:27 PM

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11/16/2011 8:42:20 PM

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"The sense of accomplishment I have when I depart the stall after leaving my mark is nothing short of bliss."

I really have no comment for this. You're an idiot I suppose, but that statement exceeds the tolerance of your intelligence.

11/16/2011 8:44:39 PM

there is nothing i hate more than an inconsiderate coworker
especially when it comes to bathroom behavior

11/16/2011 8:46:36 PM

^^That's very Vulcan of you.

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11/16/2011 8:46:37 PM

11/16/2011 8:46:42 PM

SHIT IS NOT FUNNY



but skid marks are!



Both make me have this face though:

11/16/2011 9:14:24 PM

hahaha, wow, that first picture is megagross.

11/16/2011 9:56:48 PM

totes was not expecting that

11/16/2011 9:59:11 PM

God damn. That pretty much ruined my thread. Remind me to return the favor to State Oz.

11/16/2011 11:39:43 PM

Ad Block. Also, I may block State Oz as well.

11/17/2011 11:16:17 AM

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"User added to block list"

11/17/2011 11:26:49 AM

Look at the thread title. You knew it was going to be a "shitty" thread.

Some of you are so sensitive.

11/17/2011 11:32:16 AM

Yes. Please forgive us for beig so sensitive to a fresh log dangling in front of a young lady's open mouth. Our bad.

11/17/2011 11:53:02 AM

^^ Do you know how many bathroom threads there have been and you post this in mine? Your pictures aren't even funny because it's not related to what I'm saying.

If it was like "skid marks," and I was talking about leaving skid marks in your mother's mouth and down her throat from shitting in her mouth, I could see the relationship. But this is just you trying too hard.

11/17/2011 6:27:27 PM

Too much, too fast

11/17/2011 6:37:59 PM

i'd be alright never seeing that again

11/17/2011 7:19:23 PM

I've always found it wise to scroll through any chit chat page to do with shit/death/blood/guts very slowly, and never with page down.

11/17/2011 10:56:37 PM

Do buttholes normally, uhhh, prolapse or whatever like that?

11/17/2011 11:06:00 PM

bttt

11/18/2011 12:06:42 AM

my butthole has erections like that

11/18/2011 1:29:56 AM

I hate shitting in a stained toilet. so f you OP

11/18/2011 7:59:49 AM

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"Do you know how many bathroom threads there have been and you post this in mine? Your pictures aren't even funny because it's not related to what I'm saying."

Your thread sucked anyway. So no harm done.

11/18/2011 8:14:01 AM

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"Please forgive us for beig so sensitive to a fresh log dangling in front of a young lady's open mouth. Our bad."

damn this made me lol. "fresh log"

11/18/2011 8:36:23 AM

^^ And yet you took the time to post in it...? jbrick83 proving he's a moron since 1983.

11/18/2011 7:52:07 PM