11/17/2011 10:31:43 AM

farting during sex...no big deal. farting during a blow job...instant deal breaker

11/17/2011 10:34:22 AM

12/8/2011 10:42:43 PM

12/8/2011 10:43:27 PM

idk but... the urge hits everyone

12/8/2011 10:43:55 PM

Farting in the bathtub is where it's at.

12/8/2011 10:45:07 PM

I think that by that time it shouldn't matter if you have to fart. I mean just think about what you're getting ready to do.

12/8/2011 10:46:11 PM

^^AH HA HA HA HA - I haven't done that in YEARS.

I used to take out lego fleets with that junk.

12/8/2011 10:48:42 PM

For real! Its just fine for your vagina to make all sorts of crazy sounds but god forbid...

12/8/2011 11:06:57 PM

That was a queef

I'm Krallum and I approved this message.

12/8/2011 11:19:13 PM

I told this girl not to give me a blow job...I knew I had to fart....but she forced me down while she was giving me the best blow job I've ever had in my life....and I did a step brothers type of fart on the poor girl...cause my damn toes were curling and eyes rolling to the back of my head....all I could say was she was a trooper.

12/8/2011 11:28:05 PM

she was a koopa paratroopa

12/8/2011 11:31:12 PM

^^ you had her half way to getting a blumpkin

12/9/2011 7:57:58 AM

12/9/2011 8:29:29 AM

hahaha, oh god this brings up terrible stories

12/9/2011 8:34:58 AM

???

12/9/2011 9:18:35 AM

2^it doesn't count if you beg me to do it while you're doing me doggy style

12/9/2011 9:20:04 AM

12/9/2011 9:24:04 AM

well that's more than we needed to know

12/9/2011 9:25:32 AM

12/9/2011 9:25:52 AM

i'm so hard right now

12/9/2011 10:02:52 AM

I have a hot tub at my townhouse and that is the funniest place ever to fart.

Its underwater, there is background noise, and bubbles coming up anyway. No one knows who did it but everyone gets a whiff all at once.

12/9/2011 11:18:13 AM

I prefer to fart in the shower. WHY'S IT SO LOUD AND FUNNY!?!

12/9/2011 12:29:00 PM

Feels good when you're in those cut ups

12/9/2011 6:40:17 PM