don't be such a jealous girlfriend Skack

seriously, join the club. i'll even spot you $50 on http://www.sharebuilder.com
you get these $5 free trades over time and i have a shit load saved up. dude it's easy. i started with barely over $1k on my first acct. that account is sitting at just over 4k now. yeh that one took over 6 years of work... but you just keep investing in things you feel are important and can make a profit. i have investments in tech (apple among them), energy(even solar firms, i love solar and think its obviously going to kill oil someday and i'm banking a lot on it), and even tesla and their electric cars. we aren't all billionaires. but if you start taking the streets chanting and trying to raise taxes on capital gains and other profits and threaten our way of life it really really gets on our nerves

i'm sure you'd understand

but yeh i'm just a white, racist, fox news, religious, homo-phobe constantly paranoid about everything around me so make sure you don't pay attn to any of this.

you just don't like to admit that the $x i have on the market right now is actually translating into paychecks going to some other family making brilliant products that are shaping our society that we all have a hand in! the beauty of it is i can pull it out at a decent rate and take care of myself when i'm in a jam. kind of like the opposite of a credit card. instead of negative money in a bank it's positive liquid that you don't owe shit too.

but that goes against your way of thinking. b/c of our 'superior' plane you shove us into, we automagically owe you everything. thanks.


oh this isn't my day job. i work as hard as the rest of you assholes, and get 95% of all my cash from slaving away daily like the rest of you. but i dont randomly believe my tuition should be free and some schmucks should just have to front the bill for every lazy asshole in this world. it breeds laziness. and i hate lazy people more than about anything. so yeh. maybe that explains it.

you know how pryderi hates conservatives for some random reason? i'm the same way with lazy assholes who refuse to get shit done.




also i really fucking want this car:


OMG NO WAI. A CONSERVATARD WANTING THAT? NAW MANG

OH and the best part is i have a plan to get one. i put around 5k into tesla and figured 'what the fuck', and that i'd let it grow until i decide i have enough to finance one or buy it. yeh it hasn't grown too much, but it HAS grown. so basically i'm building my own tesla, and fuck you if you dont have the same drive to do the same and want to tear down or tax the system to hell that makes this shit possible.

11/20/2011 12:30:19 PM

11/20/2011 12:31:47 PM

I wish I knew what was going on here... wait, no I don't

11/20/2011 12:31:50 PM

Maybe one day, if you apply yourself to inside sales, you can afford a posh Bel Air home.

But knowing you, you'll be addicted to crack cocaine, selling magazines door-to-door, drooling over my Tesla.

Officially, called out, jealous gf.

[Edited on November 20, 2011 at 12:33 PM. Reason : d]

11/20/2011 12:33:23 PM

lmaoooo

+1 for lucy

11/20/2011 12:34:52 PM

what is this i don't even

11/20/2011 12:38:30 PM

The suspense is terrible ... I hope it'll last.

-Willy Wonka

11/20/2011 12:48:39 PM

Quote :

"i don't even"

11/20/2011 12:50:28 PM

I found this informative and helpful.

Quote :

"The beauty of it is I CAN PULL IT OUT"

[Edited on November 20, 2011 at 12:55 PM. Reason : quotes to live by]

11/20/2011 12:55:12 PM

this is hilarious
im a jeally gf right now b/c i wish i had a hot, fiscally sound gf that knows how to build capital with little effort.

11/20/2011 12:58:48 PM