If you were raped by a female would you report it?

11/22/2011 1:36:32 PM

Is she hot as fuck?

11/22/2011 1:37:07 PM

not legally possible, AFAIK

i'd be inclined to not report an assault

depends on the girl

11/22/2011 1:38:46 PM

depends if she licks my butthole or not

11/22/2011 1:43:50 PM

ahh yes, the ole' tongue punch the fart box immunity trick

11/22/2011 1:45:00 PM

Is this like the if you were camping and you woke up with your pants around your ankles and your asshole hurting - would you report it scenario?

If so... slowly backs out of thread

11/22/2011 1:48:07 PM

Quote :

" tongue punch the fart box"

i have heard and used this phrase so much in the last 2 months

11/22/2011 1:49:26 PM

I'd never report a non-jailhouse rape by either gender. Taking that shit to the fucking grave.

11/22/2011 1:50:18 PM

Depends on


who
what
where
why
when

and

how

11/22/2011 1:51:26 PM

it was on tosh from some twitter follower like a year or two ago and it's stuck with me

11/22/2011 2:02:39 PM

[Edited on November 22, 2011 at 2:09 PM. Reason : meh]

11/22/2011 2:08:57 PM

No...as long as I didn't get an STD or baby out of it. So hopefully she would put a condom on my dick.

11/22/2011 2:10:36 PM

11/22/2011 2:11:16 PM

wow...that girl has pretty bewbies.

11/22/2011 2:11:54 PM

depends on what part of my body she rapes

11/22/2011 2:12:54 PM

It would definitely depend on what happened. If she violated my asshole then hell yes I'm gonna try to get her in trouble.

11/22/2011 2:25:56 PM

Quote :

"Is she hot as fuck?"

Quote :

"depends if she licks my butthole or not"

These.

11/22/2011 2:26:01 PM

It would definitely depend on what happened. If she violated my asshole then hell yes I'm gonna try to get her in trouble.

11/22/2011 4:03:47 PM

It would definitely depend on the size of the strapon

11/22/2011 4:12:05 PM

^

11/22/2011 4:25:04 PM

Quote :

"If she violated my asshole then hell yes I'm gonna try to get her in trouble."

hahaha

11/22/2011 4:32:40 PM

I know a dude who claimed he got raped by a dude when he was drunk. He didn't announce it to everyone but the people he told definitely gave him very little sympathy.

11/22/2011 5:09:12 PM

I was blackout drunk and like came to to find two chicks mouthing my wang without my consent and i reported it to EVERYONE...but that was bragging and not reporting a crime

11/22/2011 7:52:55 PM

define rape

11/22/2011 8:11:41 PM