Even if the current gf isn't the "one" for me I still got dat 110% gentleman in meh veins. In my inebriated state i was still able to decline Eiffel towering this girl. Casual 21st century morals ain't got nothing on me man


That is all.

11/25/2011 12:53:05 AM

I know your pain, my friend. I know your pain.

11/25/2011 12:54:05 AM

/blog


useless without pics



etc.

11/25/2011 12:54:23 AM

you forgot


k


cool story bro

11/25/2011 12:55:58 AM

Sounds like a ClassicMessup to me

[Edited on November 25, 2011 at 12:57 AM. Reason : ]

11/25/2011 12:56:07 AM

translation: "I can't perform"

11/25/2011 12:59:02 AM

I didn't let it get far enough to where I has to worry about that sir

11/25/2011 1:00:27 AM

Quote :

"decline Eiffel towering this girl"

Ummmm doesn't this imply a 2 guy 1 girl threesome? Not exactly the kind of threesome to brag about.

11/25/2011 1:09:15 AM

sounds like a 2m1f 3some

11/25/2011 1:09:20 AM

The ol' wobbly H

11/25/2011 1:10:28 AM

pics or it didnt happen

11/25/2011 2:06:20 AM

thats the point, it didnt happen

11/25/2011 2:31:47 AM

Sheeeeeeiiiittt...I turned down 27 ass-up hotties last night.

11/25/2011 2:41:25 AM

You'll soon realize that your "110% gentleman veins" will result in your girlfriend eating this other girl's cunt without you there, and eventually leaving you for her because the other girl "understands her better."

After a month or two of dyking it out, she'll realize that it can't last forever, and find another dude who can get his dick hard when she wants to bring a girl into the bedroom.

It's also likely that the other girl won't eat your girlfriend's cunt. Power dykes abound in Raleigh.

[Edited on November 25, 2011 at 6:02 AM. Reason : The Big Dandy Vandy has been benched for 2 games for faking the funk on a nasty dunk during practice]

11/25/2011 5:59:42 AM

Good for you

11/25/2011 6:42:01 AM

Sounds like you have a case of the gays.

11/25/2011 6:58:42 AM

So you turned down having sex with a dude

11/25/2011 7:22:49 AM

^

11/25/2011 7:51:57 AM

^, ^^.

11/25/2011 7:52:42 AM

State Oz somehow remarkably missed what was going on in this thread.

I kept waiting for one of his paragraphs to say "Oh, I see what you meant now", but sadly... no.

11/25/2011 8:58:47 AM

o/

11/25/2011 9:54:24 AM

11/25/2011 10:12:48 AM

^LOLOLOLOLOL

♥

11/25/2011 10:14:57 AM

teh debil's freesome

11/25/2011 10:21:59 AM

No, you didn't



well you can imagine what'd it be like . . . . . .

[Edited on November 25, 2011 at 10:32 AM. Reason : everyone on the bus? good great grand wonderful]

11/25/2011 10:32:11 AM

Quote :

"DAT VERONICA VAUGHN"

11/25/2011 12:16:50 PM

Sounds like a gang bang, not a threesome.

11/25/2011 12:20:16 PM

11/25/2011 1:25:58 PM

sounds like a threesome. but not the hardest one to turn down.

11/25/2011 1:27:52 PM

This is the worst bragging session ever.

HEY GUYS THIS GAY GUY HIT ON ME TODAY AND ALSO ASKED IF HE COULD FUCK MY GIRLFRIEND AND I DIDN'T TAKE THE BAIT!

I WENT HOME TO MY GIRLFRIEND INSTEAD!

I AM A GENTLEMAN!

11/25/2011 3:07:37 PM

I imagine it would have ended up like this:

11/25/2011 3:12:04 PM

crossin' streams

11/25/2011 3:14:10 PM

11/25/2011 3:19:03 PM