f'real ya'll

11/28/2011 10:07:02 PM

11/28/2011 10:07:58 PM

i feel that shit

it's everywhere

iop1

11/28/2011 10:08:01 PM

^^oh gah dammit i was going to post that

11/28/2011 10:09:07 PM

Last night, I felt like a cat in heat.

Tonight, a kitten.

11/28/2011 10:09:12 PM

[Edited on November 28, 2011 at 10:10 PM. Reason : moar]

11/28/2011 10:09:25 PM

11/28/2011 10:10:02 PM

Is it rag time again?

11/28/2011 10:10:31 PM

oh hello

11/28/2011 10:10:52 PM

SO MANY BLOWJOBS

NOT ENOUGH PENISESII

11/28/2011 10:12:12 PM

11/28/2011 10:13:16 PM

I <3 how TWW automatically thinks "Star Trek" when sexual tension comes up.

you guise r dorks

11/28/2011 10:14:10 PM

bottombaby

may i give you a foot rub

11/28/2011 10:14:47 PM

who's been telling you my secrets?!

11/28/2011 10:15:21 PM

Quote :

"you guise r dorks "

actually, google is a dork.

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=sexual+tension

11/28/2011 10:17:14 PM

Quote :

"I <3 how TWW automatically thinks "Star Trek" when sexual tension comes up. you guise r dorks"

11/28/2011 10:17:27 PM

Bitches love foot rubs more than they love smilies

11/28/2011 10:17:30 PM

it's so fucking tense in here

11/28/2011 10:17:54 PM

I'm just gonna roll you up and stick you in my vagina

you can live there...it's nice and warm and cozy

/step brothers

11/28/2011 10:23:24 PM

i'm going to lube up the space between these couch cushions and turn this sofa into a fucking twinkie

11/28/2011 10:25:49 PM

I wanna play!!!

11/28/2011 10:26:43 PM

fill a sock with lotion and put it in the microwave, but not too long.

11/28/2011 10:27:11 PM

IS 45 SECONDS TOO LONG

IS THE SKIN ON MY COCK SUPPOSED TO SLOUGH OFF LIKE A MOLTING SNAKE

11/28/2011 10:31:02 PM

lol

Is it supposed to burn when I pee?!

11/28/2011 10:33:08 PM

the visual of that was gross

11/28/2011 10:33:36 PM

I'm just going to buy some ice cream instead.

11/28/2011 10:40:09 PM

get me some ciao bella sorbet

11/28/2011 10:54:17 PM

i feel better now that I worked out

but seriously shit is ridiculous tonight you guys

11/28/2011 11:00:33 PM

I don't masturbate in front of my husband, so it sucks big time.

11/28/2011 11:04:09 PM

why not? also why would you need to. why not just..... bone?

11/28/2011 11:05:00 PM

What's with the star trek reference

11/28/2011 11:05:35 PM

Why not?

I feel weird rubbing one out in front of someone else. And I don't always feel like bwning. Sometimes I just wanna get off and get to sleep. (And I skipped showering that day and feel yucky.)

11/28/2011 11:08:31 PM

i guess that is fair. i am not married so i do not know all points of views

11/28/2011 11:10:36 PM

lol

I just mentioned that to my husband. Yeah, it's a little different when you have a constant source of bwnage.

11/28/2011 11:11:19 PM

http://vindicarlo.com/sexual-tension-signs

must read

11/28/2011 11:12:42 PM

Quote :

"get me some ciao bella sorbet"

Just went through a pint of the Sicilian lemon a couple of days ago.

11/28/2011 11:18:26 PM

^^

Quote :

"There is only two signals you need to be aware of."

11/28/2011 11:37:54 PM

Kurtis that doesn't help me at the moment

I'll trade a BJ for some sorbet?? (haha that rhymes)

11/28/2011 11:48:16 PM

don't trade for just any sorbet
it has to be like blood orange sorbet

11/29/2011 12:00:22 AM

what is going on up in here???

11/29/2011 12:19:13 AM

easy....buy sorbet, get mouth on penis

11/29/2011 12:21:07 AM

wow, ice cream used in the process of a BJ sounds just socially deviant enough to be exciting.

11/29/2011 12:27:31 AM

If she is not interested in you she will either walk away or ask you to leave. Unless she does those two things (1) walk away, or (2) ask you to leave – DON’T GO ANYWHERE.

This is the biggest mistake I see guys constantly make.

11/29/2011 12:30:04 AM

so what do you do if you walk away AND THEY FOLLOW YOU?

11/29/2011 12:31:57 AM

mistake that the guys make or that the women make?

I believe the site's advice was the escalate the situation by intentionally creating sexual tension.

If a guy is being overtly sexual with you, you should end that shit unless you want the attention.

11/29/2011 12:33:47 AM

good question. he doesnt cover that. wonder if there is a qa ...

but i guess it could fall under this category: Experience will teach you that even with girls that like you and you take home you’ll get mixed signals, negative indicators and some bad feedback. It’s all part of the process.

Sexual Tension Signs: Don’t think of this as a negative – it’s just a way of her making sure that you are a man, confident and really want her…

It’s a pretty easy and effective way for weeding out all the weaker males you’ve got to admit.

[Edited on November 29, 2011 at 12:34 AM. Reason : hgv]

11/29/2011 12:34:25 AM

Quote :

"don't trade for just any sorbet it has to be like blood orange sorbet"

oh most definitely...blood orange all the way

11/29/2011 9:35:39 AM