When she gets extra sassy. I'd NEVER actually hurt her though

11/29/2011 10:40:05 PM

if you're not actually hurting her, you need to work on your punching technique.

11/29/2011 10:43:16 PM

One day you'll go Sean Connery on her. Just wait and see.

11/29/2011 10:43:40 PM

[Edited on November 29, 2011 at 10:45 PM. Reason : no it isnt]

11/29/2011 10:44:34 PM

I just like to threaten her but she laughs at me

11/29/2011 10:45:21 PM

WOMAN IMA PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE IF YOU DON'T GO MAKE DAT SANDWHICH.

11/29/2011 10:58:41 PM

Something like that

11/29/2011 11:02:45 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbCv6b96OK0

11/29/2011 11:52:45 PM

Haven't been to jail for domestic violence in a while...

12/2/2011 7:35:05 PM

I'm Batman.

12/2/2011 7:44:58 PM

I like Superman but the villains from Batman are better

12/2/2011 8:00:35 PM