you know what? fuck it. i am tired of beating around the bush. let's do something big. let's do something that gives me access to the kinds of TWW n00ds that people have only dreamed of while stuffing the pockets of TWW females with large denomination bills of questionable cleanliness.

i am starting a porn operation. ladies, sign up here or email me at settledown2000@gmail.com if you would like to be featured in a low budget low quality amateur video porn production.

i haven't worked out distribution yet, but there are several lucrative syndication options on the table. i can commit to paying $100-$250 a scene depending on several factors:

- the level of enthusiasm in your audition performance
- how many holes you are willing to have fucked
- do you mind having your ass permanently stretched by a huge black cock?
- other subjective factors that i haven't yet dreamed up but will likely be unfair/insulting/degrading

as distribution kicks in and the trucks full of money start backing up to my humble living quarters/seedy porn studio, the payscale will increase accordingly.

so who the fuck is in?

[Edited on December 1, 2011 at 10:17 AM. Reason : y]

12/1/2011 10:16:29 AM

paging CassTheSass

12/1/2011 10:17:18 AM

I want in.


I even have a soiled couch to be used in the casting room.

12/1/2011 10:20:45 AM

this is sure to work

12/1/2011 10:25:10 AM

iop1

sounds like a potentially lucrative investment opportunity

12/1/2011 10:27:46 AM

and y'all think i'm joking

pshhhhh

as soon as i get EMCE's soiled couch in the studio the fucking on video will commence

12/1/2011 10:32:40 AM

I would like to be the artistic director

my boobs can be stunt doubles if needed...but that's it

12/1/2011 10:34:03 AM

dude stop before you get hauled off to jail for soliciting prostitution

12/1/2011 10:36:31 AM

If there's still a niche audience for micro penis porn, I'll give it a shot.

12/1/2011 10:36:32 AM

dude, XSMP, perish in a residential conflagration

this is chit chat you fuck

there are no police here

I DO DRUGS

12/1/2011 10:41:16 AM

You gon get some nasty ass hoes only offering 100-250 per scene.

12/1/2011 10:43:45 AM

die in a fire. eh?

12/1/2011 10:46:39 AM

ive pooped on a woman for less

12/1/2011 10:47:50 AM

12/1/2011 10:56:34 AM

I really thought these internet sloots would be lining up to partcipate

perhaps I have made a miscalculation

12/1/2011 11:16:13 AM

You need to put this on craigslist. These here are different sorts of women.

12/1/2011 11:22:53 AM

perhaps I was too direct in my approach

12/1/2011 11:28:19 AM

Probably. Bill it as a art film, start with no indication of porn. Then start to get them in hot and heavy scenes but still no pr0nz. Slowly build up to it. Yeah that would work.

12/1/2011 11:35:46 AM

ill do it as long as i can wear a luchadore mask the whole time

12/1/2011 12:14:18 PM

Quote :

"paging CassTheSass"

lol what the hell hey now

12/1/2011 12:15:03 PM

hehheh huhuhehuhhehehehe hey baby huhuhuhehehehehe wanna wrestle?

12/1/2011 12:33:55 PM

If this works out for you, I'd like to invest Seth

12/1/2011 3:07:01 PM

12/1/2011 3:17:31 PM

What is the start up costs for something like this?

12/1/2011 3:36:06 PM

i have a shitty video camera, a soiled couch, and five benjamins in my pocket

oh and I know a dude with a huge dick that will fuck on video for free

what else do I need?

oh yeah, sluts that are DTF

12/1/2011 4:26:01 PM

Sounds like all you need are sluts and a script. You should take submissions from TWW for a shitty script with lots of ATM. Also, I've got a pretty nice camera you can borrow if you need it.

12/1/2011 4:52:43 PM

I'm in

- the level of enthusiasm in your audition performance: I LOVE SECKS!!!!!!1!
- how many holes you are willing to have fucked: ears, mouth, vag, bootyhole, behind the knees, between the toes; no armpit, no nostril
- do you mind having your ass permanently stretched by a huge black cock?: my bf's not black, but he has a big dick and loooooves some assplay so I'm already there
- other subjective factors that i haven't yet dreamed up but will likely be unfair/insulting/degrading: things that are ok = pee, poo, puke, ear wax, sweat; things that are not ok = snot/boogers, spit, nail clippings, condiments

12/1/2011 6:35:58 PM

Quote :

"condiments"

does that include whipped cream? chocolate syrup?



[Edited on December 1, 2011 at 6:56 PM. Reason : INQUIRING MINDS WANT TO KNOW]

12/1/2011 6:55:41 PM

whipped cream, yes

chocolate syrup, no

12/1/2011 7:29:58 PM

^ my dream girl. fuck condiments

12/1/2011 8:17:46 PM

No nostril, no dice.

12/1/2011 9:48:54 PM

begonias

you're hired, no audition necessary

i've already checked your references

$250 to fuck on video on EMCE's soiled couch

is Saturday ok for you?

[Edited on December 1, 2011 at 9:51 PM. Reason : though the no armpit thing was disappointing personally, i have to remember this is a business]

12/1/2011 9:51:25 PM

gg begonias, topping out the pay scale

12/1/2011 9:52:29 PM

I got plenty of HD cameras laying around.

Can I pay to be in the scene with begonias

I got $300 to invest in this!

12/1/2011 9:52:55 PM

no

go away

12/1/2011 9:54:49 PM

let him be the stunt double for EMCE's soiled couch.

12/1/2011 10:41:55 PM

damn, solid idea

12/1/2011 10:46:00 PM

Quote :

" begonias bah humbug 17384 Posts user info edit post I'm in - the level of enthusiasm in your audition performance: I LOVE SECKS!!!!!!1! - how many holes you are willing to have fucked: ears, mouth, vag, bootyhole, behind the knees, between the toes; no armpit, no nostril - do you mind having your ass permanently stretched by a huge black cock?: my bf's not black, but he has a big dick and loooooves some assplay so I'm already there - other subjective factors that i haven't yet dreamed up but will likely be unfair/insulting/degrading: things that are ok = pee, poo, puke, ear wax, sweat; things that are not ok = snot/boogers, spit, nail clippings, condiments settledown fuck billytalent 3166 Posts user info edit post begonias you're hired, no audition necessary i've already checked your references $250 to fuck on video on EMCE's soiled couch is Saturday ok for you? [Edited on December 1, 2011 at 9:51 PM. Reason : though the no armpit thing was disappointing personally, i have to remember this is a business]"

[Edited on December 2, 2011 at 1:50 AM. Reason : .]

12/2/2011 1:49:31 AM

I should start investing in redtube now that tdub is involved...

12/2/2011 1:53:39 AM

that'd be my reason to switch, have you SEEN the fuglies lurking the shadows of chit chat IRL? YICK.

12/2/2011 1:56:23 AM

I would like to volunteer my digital delivery services.

12/2/2011 2:10:25 AM

12/2/2011 6:13:11 AM

Let me know when the pilot website is up for testing.

I'd like to get in on the ground floor for this.

12/2/2011 6:50:55 AM

i don't think there will be a website

too much overhead

syndication ftw

12/2/2011 8:04:21 AM

I'm busy this weekend and next. What about a weekday?

12/2/2011 4:58:09 PM

let me know if you need financial backing, I'm willing to invest

12/2/2011 5:06:09 PM

Tuesday night is good for me

12/3/2011 12:23:55 AM

Ugh, weekday porn is the WORST.

12/3/2011 12:31:54 AM

as creative director, do I need to come up with story boards?

or will we just create a scene and go with it?

12/3/2011 12:34:11 AM

My collection of ear wax is up for donation...depending on how much is needed, could use more donors

12/3/2011 1:07:09 AM