proficiency a major turn on?

12/1/2011 5:21:10 PM

it's just you.

i stop for dumbtards.

12/1/2011 5:22:05 PM

jesus man, how many kids are you planning to have?

12/1/2011 5:22:18 PM

enough to do some damn work around the house

12/1/2011 5:22:40 PM

qntmduggar

12/1/2011 5:23:22 PM

Are you flirting with me, Ken?

[Edited on December 1, 2011 at 5:23 PM. Reason : hide your wife]

12/1/2011 5:23:30 PM

naw the complete opposite

i go for the ones with low self esteem, and there's typically only a few things they're proficient at.

12/1/2011 5:24:01 PM

I'm just saying, regardless of subject, i get the weirdest boner when somebody starts tossing around expert vernacular

12/1/2011 5:33:36 PM

man you better stay away from college campuses if you cherish your marriage

o wait, theres no expert vernacular on college campuses

12/1/2011 5:34:26 PM

My wife just ends up being the happy recipient of my boner angst anyways, so it's pretty win-win

12/1/2011 5:39:20 PM

boner angst

12/1/2011 5:39:42 PM

proficiency? You mean like "multi-tasker"? Because I hate when people say they are good at "multi-tasking". What they really mean is they are good at task switching.

[Edited on December 1, 2011 at 5:43 PM. Reason : S]

12/1/2011 5:41:57 PM

or good at not doing shit

12/1/2011 5:42:47 PM

Quote :

"THE WEIRDEST BONER"

12/1/2011 5:48:06 PM

^^^ that is not like what i mean

12/1/2011 5:57:14 PM

just you homeboy

12/1/2011 6:00:29 PM

^^ didn't think so. And I KNEW that would be your response. I've been holding onto the multitasking/task switching thing for too long and looking for an outlet.

12/1/2011 6:04:39 PM

i hear you. i've been the same way about weird boners

[Edited on December 1, 2011 at 6:10 PM. Reason : weird boner hammers and weird boner nails]

12/1/2011 6:09:55 PM

Sometimes you're the hammer. Sometimes youre the nail.

12/1/2011 6:12:45 PM

sometimes you’re the windshield. sometimes you’re the bug.

12/1/2011 6:15:27 PM

when you're holding a hammer, everything looks like a nail

12/1/2011 8:34:57 PM

the hammer is my penis.

[Edited on December 1, 2011 at 8:37 PM. Reason : ]

12/1/2011 8:36:59 PM

Quote :

" Quote : "Yes!" Quote : "Yes!" Quote : "Yes!" Quote : "Yes!" Quote : "Yes!" Quote : "OH GOD YES!" "

[Edited on December 1, 2011 at 9:35 PM. Reason : RE: ^]

12/1/2011 9:35:39 PM

I'm with you, bro.

12/1/2011 9:56:46 PM