Ok, so I think it's time to break this off from the Penn State thread. That one's still 100% serious while the Fine saga is taking on some weird aspects.

http://deadspin.com/5863908/which-syracuse-basketball-players-had-sex-with-laurie-fine

Allegedly there's a large portion of Syracuse players who were sleeping with Bernie Fine's wife. And *shudder* there's video.

This one is just getting weirder and weirder and weirder.

/Someone on Fark pointed out that she kinda looks like Eddie Izzard

12/1/2011 6:51:36 PM

haha, from the taped conversation it is obvious that woman is all kinds of weird.

the craziest response that i remember hearing was one that went something like this:

Kid: (talking about oral sex) "I think he would have wanted to if he knew I would have wanted to"
Fine's Wife: "Well of course he would, why wouldn't he?"

lol, seriously woman? why wouldn't he want to have oral sex with a teenage boy? hahaha, 50 kinds of loony that woman is

12/1/2011 7:44:22 PM

So is Swofford ing or what?

12/1/2011 8:01:06 PM

^^Well, I think she's saying that like, "He's bernie, of course he would" and not like "Who wouldn't?"

12/1/2011 9:01:13 PM

^^ he won't head palm until they fire Bielein. At that point I expect Swofford to punch the next person who uses the words "conference expansion" around him.

12/1/2011 9:23:22 PM

ain't no Michigan in this here ACC

12/1/2011 9:37:27 PM

*facepalm*

Why do I always get those two mixed up?

12/1/2011 10:09:00 PM

simon is finally happy

12/1/2011 10:13:00 PM

Why? Did he sleep with Mrs Fine too?

12/1/2011 10:18:41 PM

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/fired-syracuse-coach-wife-slept-players-court-papers-article-1.1014415#ixzz1l3RC2R62

Quote :

" In the court papers, Robert Davis, one of the former ball boys, says he overheard Laurie Fine and the wife of another coach talk about performing oral sex on players, and the “specific size and physical attributes” of their private parts."

1/31/2012 1:17:46 PM

Cuse friend of mine still insist Fine is completely innocent. Even after the recorded call between the one dude and the wife.

1/31/2012 1:44:19 PM

I mean, these players have to have what's essentially an all-you-can-eat buffet of endless college pussy. I don't get why they would want to bang what I have to assume is a nasty old woman.

1/31/2012 1:44:33 PM

We're talking blow jobs in this case, bobby. So, your buffet theory has no merit. You rarely turn those down, regardless of the girl.

1/31/2012 1:46:21 PM

there were other accounts of her having sex with the players.

Even so, I would not let this woman, nay, creature get anywhere near my dick





[Edited on January 31, 2012 at 1:53 PM. Reason : .]

1/31/2012 1:49:32 PM

True, but apparently she was boning some of them too. I have to assume she was more attractive in the early 90s, i hope so.

1/31/2012 1:51:12 PM

she looks like knute rockne

1/31/2012 3:31:47 PM

Maybe they hated Bernie. And they messed around with his wife so they could all be like...

"That's why i fucked your wife, you fat mother fucker!"

1/31/2012 3:43:34 PM