Letting your nine year old daughter drive your van with you in it.


felony child abuse.


Letting your nine year old daughter drive your van with you in it.


http://news.yahoo.com/father-letting-9-old-drive-mistake-184121167.html

12/3/2011 8:54:28 PM

I drove at that age. Not with a drunken parent or on paved roads. Dude is a retard.

12/3/2011 8:56:23 PM

Hint: Dude's not retarded.

12/3/2011 8:57:58 PM

I didn't mean that he's actually retarded. He is stupid for letting his kid drive him around drunk.

12/3/2011 9:00:47 PM

No, he's not stupid. He's actually smart.

1) He spent 45 minutes training her how to drive.

"Weimer said she drove around a private road for about 45 minutes before heading to the gas station."

9 year olds are capable of driving.

At most, she should get a driving without a license.

Dude should not have been punished unless she crashed.

12/3/2011 9:34:56 PM

I disagree.

12/3/2011 9:37:44 PM

Lets just all agree that geniusboy is right about everything so that we don't have to do this thread

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12/3/2011 9:38:06 PM

I hate cliff hangers!

what's 2)

12/3/2011 9:42:05 PM

2) is probably that there isn't really any counter argument.

/thread

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12/3/2011 9:42:58 PM

2) Nothing happened. Nobody got hurt. She successfully drove a car. Mission Accomplished. America, Fuck yeah!



What should we call America now that America doesn't symbolize freedom anymore?

12/3/2011 9:50:48 PM

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12/3/2011 9:52:19 PM

Just out of curiosity, what would be your response if she had gotten in an accident?

12/3/2011 10:11:35 PM

Letting your 8yo eat whatever and get 200lbs

felony child abuse


besides what parent hasnt let their little kid drive the car?

12/3/2011 10:14:28 PM

I drove my first car at 15 and have never been remotely close to being in an accident. EXCEPT FOR THAT TIME A DRUNK DRIVER TOTALLED MY CAR

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12/3/2011 10:19:39 PM

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"Just out of curiosity, what would be your response if she had gotten in an accident?"

Adults don't get into car accidents and car accident don't happen on a daily occurrence for me to know what to do in case of a car accident.

12/3/2011 10:32:43 PM

jesus fucking christ can we lock this shit

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12/3/2011 10:35:23 PM

STupid QuEstions Deserve even stupider ANswers

12/3/2011 10:38:38 PM

12/4/2011 12:26:54 AM

^haha

12/4/2011 8:35:47 AM

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"What should we call America now that America doesn't symbolize freedom anymore?"

Oh yeah, America, where you're free to put every fucking person on the road at danger because of your incompetence. That is the America I want to live in!

Are you really a stupid fuck or do you just play one on the internet?

12/4/2011 9:03:19 AM

[Edited on December 4, 2011 at 10:59 AM. Reason : ']

12/4/2011 10:58:50 AM

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"Dude should not have been punished unless she crashed."

so you really ARE a troll? haha

12/4/2011 11:00:05 AM

I don't think you understand.


Age has absolutely no affect on driving skills.


Ability has every affect on driving skills.


Instead of driving being age restricted, it should be driving ability restricted. If you don't score 100% on the driving test, then you should not drive.

Why 100%? Because if you just miss 1 question, it's like missing one step in any set of instructions.
If you miss the direction to "tighten lug nuts" but get 99% of the other directions right, then there is still impending doom. YOU HAVE TO KNOW AND FOLLOW 100% OF THE RULES OF THE ROAD IN ORDER FOR ACCIDENTS TO DECREASE ON THE ROAD.

If a nine year old can pass the test and is restricted from driving, while half blind, handicapped seniors can't stay within the painted line and still drive, there is no justice.

[Edited on December 4, 2011 at 1:06 PM. Reason : .]

12/4/2011 1:04:32 PM

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12/4/2011 2:16:06 PM

1 dead, 5 injured in morning accident...a car driving the wrong way on I-64 hit another car head-on

http://www.wavy.com/dpp/news/local_news/1-dead,-5-injured-in-morning-accident


Hint: driver was not 9 years old.

12/4/2011 3:37:45 PM

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"Age has absolutely no affect on driving skills. "

holy crap you really are retarded, bona fide short bus

12/4/2011 3:46:41 PM

Explain the impact of age on driving.

[Edited on December 4, 2011 at 3:49 PM. Reason : .]

12/4/2011 3:48:58 PM

Age does have to do with maturity and the ability to think through things. And with the way that 16 year olds drive....I don't even want to think about the way 9 year olds would drive...

12/4/2011 3:49:35 PM

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"And with the way that 16 year olds drive....I don't even want to think about the way 9 year olds would drive..."

They drive just like some 20 year olds
They drive just like some 30 year olds
They drive just like some 40 year olds
They drive just like some 50 year olds
They drive just like some 60 year olds


What's your point

12/4/2011 3:51:03 PM

this thread is trolls trolling other trolls who are trolling them

12/4/2011 3:52:19 PM

So you're telling me you didn't do anything as a 16 year old driver that you now realize how lucky you are that you're alive?

Not to mention...there are some 9 year olds today that still require a booster seat...if you have to sit in a booster seat in the car, you probably shouldn't be driving.



[Edited on December 4, 2011 at 3:55 PM. Reason : don't answer...I'm going back to my how i met your mother marathon]

12/4/2011 3:53:23 PM

The number of days you exist on the planet doesn't have anything to do with how well you can drive.


Want proof of the capabilities of hand-eye coordination of a 9 year old?

http://youtu.be/L0PUtD6IerY



I'm sorry you guys are butthurt that I'm right.

12/4/2011 3:55:54 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zoT7VSCMH7c


9 year old on a Motorcycle


How can this be?! Surely in this realm 9 year old can't drive motorcycles

12/4/2011 4:01:49 PM

i've seen 5 year olds smoke cigarettes (on the interwebz)

i guess that should be legal

12/4/2011 4:05:05 PM

Umm, he's in the yard.

If she had driven the van around the yard there would be no problem.

12/4/2011 4:05:22 PM

^^Because driving affects your health?


I dont get it.


[Edited on December 4, 2011 at 4:06 PM. Reason : .]

12/4/2011 4:05:50 PM

driving while you're drunk shouldn't be illegal unless you crash into something

12/4/2011 4:06:56 PM

I should be able to fire a gun randomly in the mall as long as I don't hit anyone.

12/4/2011 4:08:08 PM

I think since Doogie Howser breezed through medical school at age 13 that all 13 year olds should be able to perform surgeries and operations on the general public

I mean, so my 13 year old botches your surgery and you die of complications, and you wanna charge ME with felony child abuse? F that noise.

12/4/2011 4:13:55 PM

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"driving while you're drunk shouldn't be illegal unless you crash into something"

agreed. that guy should serve life in prison for killing someone while intoxicated and driving

12/4/2011 4:15:08 PM

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"I should be able to fire a gun randomly in the mall as long as I don't hit anyone. "

thats against the law for adults dumbass

12/4/2011 4:16:12 PM

What's next? Sex with underage kids?


"They are just so mature, we have a special love!"


-Ha! Enjoy prison! Kids shouldn't be driving.

12/4/2011 4:18:33 PM

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[Edited on December 4, 2011 at 4:20 PM. Reason : ^ I didn't see your post ]

12/4/2011 4:19:01 PM

ignorance.


It's what happened with black people pre-1960s

12/4/2011 4:29:42 PM

12/4/2011 4:35:35 PM

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"thats against the law for adults dumbass"

But if I don't hit anyone what's the problem?

12/4/2011 6:57:46 PM

It's not age discrimination.

12/4/2011 7:00:06 PM

Quote :

"He spent 45 minutes training her how to drive. "Weimer said she drove around a private road for about 45 minutes before heading to the gas station." 9 year olds are capable of driving. At most, she should get a driving without a license. Dude should not have been punished unless she crashed."

i spent 45 min teaching my 9yr old about lion safety. then i got really drunk and put her in a cage with lions. but she didnt get hurt so stop busting my balls.

12/4/2011 7:04:18 PM

Okay.

12/4/2011 7:07:10 PM

set em up

12/5/2011 8:53:09 AM