Gambino has me thinking

I'm going with two 5s

12/12/2011 3:33:42 PM

we need a picture of your opinion of a 5 in order to make a decision

12/12/2011 3:35:08 PM

are you talking penis size? No thank you to a 10.

[Edited on December 12, 2011 at 3:39 PM. Reason : ?]

12/12/2011 3:35:41 PM

with the way the rating system has gone lately two 5s might be barnyard animals

12/12/2011 3:35:58 PM

[Edited on December 12, 2011 at 3:38 PM. Reason : Fuck bitches, get money.]

12/12/2011 3:36:05 PM

I will show you my 5

but I think you should answer using your own definition of 5 or 10 and then provide examples

12/12/2011 3:36:55 PM

I disagree

I think we should have a scoring standard

12/12/2011 3:39:05 PM

SET THE BAR

12/12/2011 3:39:21 PM

How about a 5, a 4, and stop on the way home for a couple paper bags?

[Edited on December 12, 2011 at 3:42 PM. Reason : technically there are before and after ratings, a solid 7 might perform at a higher level, etc]

12/12/2011 3:40:27 PM

how about a 9 and a 1 to drive to drive you two drunk asses back home?

12/12/2011 3:42:30 PM

how about you people stop worrying about fictional scenarios that have no real value to how you live your life

i'm one to talk

12/12/2011 3:44:11 PM

^ isn't like 80% of what is discussed in chit chat fictional and unrealistic?

12/12/2011 3:49:02 PM

so you'd pick the two 5's then right?

12/12/2011 3:49:09 PM

I like the 9 + 1 idea

12/12/2011 3:49:59 PM

twenty nine year olds

12/12/2011 3:50:19 PM

icwydt

12/12/2011 4:47:27 PM

Why choose? Try to get a dime, if you can't try for two dimes, if not that, do what most wolfwebbers do and just leave with whoever is drunk enough to mistake you for an attractive person.

12/12/2011 4:50:50 PM

5 is above average these days!!

12/12/2011 4:50:56 PM

I got 5 on it

12/12/2011 4:53:01 PM

^^ I SERIOUSLY hope she is talking about penis size

12/12/2011 4:53:22 PM

she must be busy taking ass pics

12/12/2011 4:54:05 PM

i haven't posted in here in a while so fuck it

12/12/2011 4:55:47 PM

so duck it..........

12/12/2011 4:56:25 PM

mad duckets, nigga

12/12/2011 4:57:00 PM

plucky duck

12/12/2011 4:57:22 PM

I'll take a pair of 5s

12/12/2011 4:58:25 PM

the following equation does not work from any view point or any lighting:


5


+5


will never equal





go big or go home

12/12/2011 5:02:44 PM

2 5s

12/12/2011 5:50:29 PM

five 2's

[Edited on December 12, 2011 at 5:53 PM. Reason : the only drawback being that it's harder to get them to leave.]

12/12/2011 5:53:18 PM

I like your train of thought, but it would depend on just HOW bad the 2s are. Bad smell, decaying teeth, or pustules I just wouldn't be able to do.

12/12/2011 5:56:03 PM

a 2 by tdub standards means pointy knees.

12/12/2011 5:58:36 PM

Here's a more open ended way to phrase it... you can bang ten points worth of girl? Do you bang one ten, two fives, etc.?

12/12/2011 6:21:32 PM

would you be your own wingman?

12/12/2011 6:22:19 PM

I don't need a wingman. Then ten points are alloted to me; I don't have to earn them. A wingman would just mooch my nachos.

12/12/2011 6:24:28 PM

how about 2 fours and a two?


or a 6 and a four?


or this is stupid.

12/12/2011 6:50:44 PM

looking at it like a bell curve, I'd say go for the 10 when you have the chance. plenty of 5s out there

12/12/2011 6:52:55 PM

I'll take the 10 please.

12/12/2011 8:38:27 PM

Schmitty, you raise a valid point

kiljadn, fuck you

12/12/2011 8:39:42 PM

TWW is slippin'. A thread about 5 and 10 dollar bills and no one mentions lafta?

inexcusable.

12/12/2011 8:40:06 PM

wait wut

12/12/2011 8:40:29 PM

^^Wow, you're way off lol

[Edited on December 12, 2011 at 8:42 PM. Reason : unless i'm missing some deadpan humor there]

12/12/2011 8:41:53 PM

10 please



[Edited on December 12, 2011 at 8:43 PM. Reason : ,]

12/12/2011 8:42:10 PM

Quote :

"missing some deadpan humor there"

ding ding ding

12/12/2011 8:42:49 PM

yeah, that was a joke, but i guess it was way too lame.

12/12/2011 8:42:58 PM

[Edited on December 12, 2011 at 8:43 PM. Reason : nevermind...i didn't read the thread ]

12/12/2011 8:43:13 PM

I don't think it's like the sum, more like the geometric mean

so taking home a 9 and a 4 is like taking home a 6

12/12/2011 8:50:28 PM

^ that math only works when the 4 and 9 make out, making the overall sexiness ~6.

12/12/2011 8:51:59 PM

I'll go with two 5s I guess

12/12/2011 8:51:59 PM

12/12/2011 9:01:37 PM

Definitely one 10.


Not that it would change my answer, but is "5" average? That's what it means in my book...or is, like, a "7" average, like a "C"?

...because the former makes more sense, but I've heard people talk about 7s that seem very average. Or then again, maybe it's me unconsciously eliminating fatties and heinously busted girls from even being cataloged, and legitimate 7s are just in the middle of the upper 50% that I haven't mentally blocked from evaluation to begin with.

[Edited on December 12, 2011 at 9:28 PM. Reason : ]

12/12/2011 9:23:58 PM