All these fags are like "oh yur from nc, u know jesco white?"

12/13/2011 9:37:53 AM

the last outlaw


that's who the hell he is.



He's from Boone County, West Virginia though.

12/13/2011 9:39:43 AM

http://wildandwonderfulwhites.com/

Dunno what NC has to do with it.

12/13/2011 9:40:00 AM

North Carolina. West Virginia. Same difference.

12/13/2011 9:43:28 AM

HE'S THE MOTHERFUCKING DANCING OUTLAW!


and he does not like sloppy slimy eggs.

12/13/2011 9:45:49 AM

hahahaha <3




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uc3SEBA-9nU

12/13/2011 9:47:26 AM

Quote :

"and he does not like sloppy slimy eggs. "

That's a running meme in our house "You better cook that steak better if you want to live to see tomorrow "

12/13/2011 9:48:51 AM

Oh I didn't know google was broken.

12/13/2011 9:50:05 AM

I've seen the Dancing Outlaw documentary so many times that I have the whole thing memorized.


I have that on DVD (special edition w/ Jesco Goes to Hollywood) and Wild and Wonderful Whites on dVD


Oh yeah, stay away from teh movie about the Whites

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1034419/

White Lightnin.

Its not an accurate movie. But there is a funny scene in a mental hospital where some dude tries to put his pooped covered fingers into Jesco's face

[Edited on December 13, 2011 at 9:57 AM. Reason : f]

12/13/2011 9:54:29 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZX0F1fGEfKA&feature=related

12/13/2011 9:58:26 AM

God damn I love Mamie


RIP Dorsey

12/13/2011 9:59:43 AM

for you guys that say the wild and wonderful whites of west virgina..



CPS TOOK MY BABBYYY

12/13/2011 10:07:19 AM

12/13/2011 10:08:49 AM

Quote :

"he picked up his 30-6 and walked out that door, 20 mins later we got a phone call that dude was laying on the ground putting his face back together. you tell me who got the shorter end of the stick on that deal."

Quote :

" the reason im in jail is: 3 counts of armed robbery, atempted murder, and a 6 hour shoot out with the police.. but my judge likes me alot so i think im gonna go home today."

[Edited on December 13, 2011 at 10:18 AM. Reason : .]

12/13/2011 10:17:17 AM

^I can't believe how well that dude looked who had his face blown off

12/13/2011 10:19:25 AM

yea no shit, that movie was fucking crazy that people actully live like that.. another favorite quote of mine was at the start of the movie when there talking to the d.A.

Quote :

" if you would move the white family out of boone county, of 75% of the crime would stop. When your dealing with the white family is crimes like murder, fights, drugs, extortion, kidnapping........... murder,fights, drugs"

12/13/2011 10:23:12 AM

My favorite part is still the Boone County mating call

12/13/2011 10:48:00 AM

The whole scene at the Taco Bell drive-thru gets me everytime.

12/13/2011 10:54:54 AM

WHAT, YOU AINT GOT CHALUPAS??


CPS TOOK HER BABY

[Edited on December 13, 2011 at 11:04 AM. Reason : F]

12/13/2011 11:04:44 AM

^^^ hahaha yes!

[Edited on December 13, 2011 at 11:05 AM. Reason : a]

12/13/2011 11:05:06 AM

the part that gets me laughing hard is when they are in someones trailor. and the kid starts cocking his rifle really fast, he kicks it like 30 times. the mom goes " watch were you point that thing". the kid responds its not loaded then the mom sayes not at us asshole dont break my ceiling fan.

then he proceeds to shoot the window out of truck

12/13/2011 11:06:53 AM

http://www.coalvalleynews.com/view/full_story/14986777/article-Jesco-White-gets-married-?instance=secondary_news_left_column

Jesco got married in August




^ the part that gets me EVERY FUCKING TIME is when that same kid is trying to give that woman a tattoo of her kid's name.

[Edited on December 13, 2011 at 11:13 AM. Reason : fg]

12/13/2011 11:08:45 AM

lol keeps getting the spelling wrong

12/13/2011 11:31:42 AM

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"The whole scene at the Taco Bell drive-thru gets me everytime."

OMG.. me too. "They took her baby. She's cryin'. Her." And the lady inside is just smiling and waving. LMAO

Also, when they go to that bar and the ladies get the most hilarious introduction by the band leader. Gonna have to watch again now... thanks a lot, TWW.

Quote :

"PUNCH FIGHT FUCK"

12/13/2011 11:42:46 AM

We need to have a Jeso White party

We'll watch Dancing Outlaw, Jesco Goes to Hollywood and Wild and Wonderful Whites

12/13/2011 11:44:58 AM

hahaha, i wonder if Jesco got married at the pharmacy like his niece did

12/13/2011 11:45:17 AM

the picture I posted is of his ceremony

he got married in his apartment

12/13/2011 11:48:53 AM

im all for a jesco white party

12/13/2011 11:59:22 AM

LET'S DO THIS



JESCO WHITE PARTY

BOONE COUNTY MATING CALL




I heard that if you send Jesco White a sharpie, he'll huff it and then draw you a picture while high on fumes and send it to you.

12/13/2011 12:01:15 PM

Quote :

"The whole scene at the Taco Bell drive-thru gets me everytime."

cracked me up because i had to stop and think about what CPS is.

they knew it by heart.

12/14/2011 1:04:50 PM

Outlaws love eagles

[Edited on December 14, 2011 at 1:07 PM. Reason : .]

12/14/2011 1:06:43 PM

theres a movie on netflix called white lighting, its pretty much a documentary on his child hood. shit is crazy

12/17/2011 3:48:15 PM

Quote :

"sloppy slimy eggs"

12/17/2011 7:13:30 PM

fiestas

12/17/2011 7:15:17 PM

YALL AIN GOT NO FIESTAS???

12/17/2011 8:15:28 PM

Quote :

"theres a movie on netflix called white lighting, its pretty much a documentary on his child hood. shit is crazy"

its not accurate though. Jesco was not in a mental institution when his dad got killed. I turned it off at that point. The dude trying to touch Jesco's face w/ his poop covered fingers in the hospital was pretty funny though

Also, http://thewolfweb.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=621603

[Edited on December 17, 2011 at 8:25 PM. Reason : f]

12/17/2011 8:21:50 PM