Lets give her some ideas...

12/14/2011 9:38:58 PM

fdt

12/14/2011 9:40:25 PM

I'd say blow me but I heard she has syphiherpgonnachlamydiaidsitis

12/14/2011 9:40:57 PM

^ You have a penis??

12/14/2011 9:41:52 PM

and it's huge

12/14/2011 9:42:45 PM

cleaning/organizing experience
laundry
babysitting (15 years experience)
cooking (simple)
k-6 tutoring experience
ASVAB tutoring experience
car detailing
dog walking

... if you have something not listed above, then PM her and you can discuss it.

12/14/2011 9:43:14 PM

oh splendid

12/14/2011 9:44:51 PM

^^ Thats a lame list. You can do better than that.

12/14/2011 9:45:43 PM

^ told you

you owe me money

12/14/2011 9:46:20 PM

Not so fast my friend. Give it time.

12/14/2011 9:47:10 PM

LOL my love for Seth LeDown will go on and on

12/14/2011 9:48:26 PM

We ALL know what DivaBaby19 will do for $15.

12/15/2011 7:30:03 AM

a Z-job?

12/15/2011 8:39:19 AM

We talked via pm.

$15 for a toothy blowjob
$25 for a toothless blowjob

12/15/2011 5:38:25 PM

How about $100/hr?

12/15/2011 6:26:50 PM

doublestuff

12/15/2011 6:28:02 PM

damn that wasn't script

love when i find this shit without doing a vanity search

12/15/2011 6:31:52 PM

this thread is so stupid it was run over by a parked car

(apex owes someone $15)

12/15/2011 6:48:40 PM

uh oh...ncsuapex the next lafta??

12/15/2011 6:51:36 PM

I need to know her by-the-minute rates, because there is no way I could last anywhere near an hour with that

12/15/2011 6:54:48 PM

you guys are fucking stupid

12/15/2011 7:44:21 PM

I resent that

12/15/2011 7:47:13 PM

being that you did not contribute to this awful attempt at a parody thread, it was not for you


and I mean fucking stupid in the most loving way possible

12/15/2011 7:48:26 PM

12/15/2011 7:48:43 PM

is it time for a "when this thread reaches 100 pages" thread?

12/15/2011 7:49:44 PM

I don't know what that is, but my answer is no

12/15/2011 7:50:24 PM

she's totally busy taking ass pics

12/15/2011 7:51:24 PM

STFU

12/15/2011 7:51:55 PM

12/15/2011 7:52:21 PM

I haven't posted in here yet, so fuck it

12/15/2011 7:52:59 PM

FUCK IT

12/15/2011 7:53:21 PM

FUCK IT FUCK IT

[Edited on December 15, 2011 at 8:19 PM. Reason : 2]

12/15/2011 8:18:48 PM

??????

12/15/2011 10:52:02 PM

This is not a parody thread, bitch! I'm trying to help you make money and this is how you treat me?

12/16/2011 9:33:30 AM

12/16/2011 9:34:36 AM

hmmm, that seems like the appropriate response. And good morning to you

12/16/2011 9:50:01 AM

1. cut out starfish from construction paper
2. run for presidente
3. make noodles
4. eat all the noodles
5. win $15 from apex since it took me roughly an hour to come up with this list, and his thread failed like I said it would

12/19/2011 12:00:45 PM

12/19/2011 12:19:23 PM

ANAL.

12/19/2011 12:45:36 PM

POST KISSIE FACES

12/19/2011 12:48:40 PM

yea DB and at that price you can get knocked the fuck out

12/19/2011 12:49:51 PM

oooooohhhhh shit, you done pissed her off

12/19/2011 12:52:44 PM

someone should have warned Delta about her strict no anal policy

12/19/2011 12:57:19 PM

lol

12/19/2011 1:02:54 PM

^^She didn't say she was against anal, just against it "at that price"

12/19/2011 1:20:27 PM

that does not change my statement

12/19/2011 1:48:48 PM

^^you are wrong, you can by all means suggest it.... but you will only later wake up with teeth missing, after I have stolen your wallet.

no buttsex

12/19/2011 1:50:05 PM

12/19/2011 1:51:53 PM

ndmetcal got sonned

12/19/2011 1:52:57 PM

he wrote a sonnet

12/19/2011 1:54:01 PM