oh,

wait.

12/18/2011 6:23:50 PM

you're

12/18/2011 6:24:07 PM

if you are a man, beware black and red markers

if you are a woman, hope he is hot as fuck

12/18/2011 6:25:20 PM

^^ fuck

12/18/2011 6:26:10 PM

I've done a 1.5 hour commute home in the morning on crowded trains before...

To discover my face covered in penises.

12/18/2011 6:44:51 PM

good time to review the laws of grammar, maybe next time you won't be in this compromising position.

12/18/2011 6:48:46 PM

Did you pass out on the train and the homeless guys tea bagged you in what could be described as some tea bag bukkake.

12/18/2011 6:48:51 PM

why would I be passing out on the train in the morning?

12/18/2011 6:50:51 PM

Why not? Are you a pussy?

12/18/2011 6:51:48 PM

My blacked out?

Fucking racist

12/18/2011 6:54:47 PM

you're probably one of those fuckers who won't get up in the morning when everyone is trying to get you out of the house.

12/18/2011 6:55:40 PM

Naw bro. I'm not a dumbass to begin with.

12/18/2011 6:56:26 PM

fight everyone

12/18/2011 6:58:25 PM

it's funny because merbig's posts don't make sense.

12/18/2011 7:00:33 PM

If you're gonna go all out, then go all out bro. But I don't put myself in dumbass situations like that to begin with and then brag about it on the internet.

12/18/2011 7:07:08 PM

There is only one rule:

- Have decent friends who are also not blacked out when you are.

12/18/2011 7:15:22 PM

[Edited on December 18, 2011 at 7:39 PM. Reason : ,]

12/18/2011 7:28:41 PM

If a bar has human ears nailed to the wall, don't pass out there.

12/18/2011 7:44:16 PM

^

Waking up with body parts drawn on face with marker = still friends

Waking up with missing body parts = not still friends

12/18/2011 8:06:56 PM

Who needs enemies with friends like that?

12/18/2011 8:37:55 PM