What's the point of having two cats if they don't do their goddamn job

12/24/2011 3:09:47 PM

shoot it

and then accidentally shoot your roommate

exposing your 2nd roommate, a pedophile, and and 13 year old victim, when the police arrives

12/24/2011 3:12:20 PM

didn't they have a song about this in Garfield & Friends?

^and [/thread]

[Edited on December 24, 2011 at 3:13 PM. Reason : ]

12/24/2011 3:12:44 PM

^^ haha that is the first thing I thought of right after screaming and prancing like a little girl as the mouse ran out of my coat closet.

12/24/2011 3:14:34 PM

I would occasionally see a mouse creeping from under the couch to the kitchen while I'm sitting at my desk, so it's got to pass about 3-4 feet away from me. It tries to go when I'm not looking but a portable radiator heater kind of blocks its view of me.

What I like to do is wait until it's about to make its move, then yell as loud as possible and slap my hand on my desk. Thing immediately jumps backwards and smashes into whatever is behind it, then spins around a couple of times and scurries off.

12/24/2011 3:30:20 PM

I hate this time of year. As soon as the farmers finish up in the fields and the weather changes, the mice head in doors. This is my first winter living in my grandmother's house, so I'm getting used to the little idiosyncrasies of her home. I smelled a weird smell under the kitchen sink and thought it was the trash. When the smell didn't go away after emptying the trash, I went searching and found a dead mouse. Apparently, the DCon my grandmother set out last year still does its job.

12/24/2011 4:13:02 PM

CHOOT IT!!

12/24/2011 9:17:59 PM