Because I am moving to Raleigh to attend NCSU, where I know nearly no one, I have decided to accept applications from you common folk to be my friend.

Please fill out the following information:

Name:

Age:

Sex:

Education:

LSU or Alabama:

Drew Brees or Tom Brady:

Marital Status:

Top 3 Favorite Sports:

Dostoevsky or Tolstoy:


Please be careful to review your application before submitting. Applicants are subject to further testing.

12/25/2011 4:48:59 PM

k

12/25/2011 4:54:01 PM

what are you getting a degree in?

12/25/2011 4:54:25 PM

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"LSU or Alabama"

Yeah, nobody cares about that shit in Raleigh.

12/25/2011 4:58:51 PM

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"LSU or Alabama:"

What the hell question is that? The only acceptable answer is NCSU.

12/25/2011 5:00:05 PM

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"what are you getting a degree in?"

Questions like these are reserved for my Q&A.

This thread is about the people, let's not make it about me.

12/25/2011 5:53:05 PM

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"LSU or Alabama:"

lol, welcome to raleigh, where no one gives a fuck about the sec

12/25/2011 6:45:08 PM

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"you common folk"

What makes you so special?

12/25/2011 7:24:22 PM

troll thread

12/25/2011 8:02:23 PM

It's amazing how averse some people are to friendship

12/25/2011 8:15:45 PM

I'll be your friend. But questionnaires are a pain in the butt on iPhone. My answer to everything is [NO]

12/25/2011 8:19:05 PM

What's this LSD and Ali-baba you speak of

12/25/2011 8:19:07 PM

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"I'll be your friend."

Everyone else take note.

Better get on board the bandwagon before it gets full.

12/25/2011 8:24:05 PM

Name: Sawahash

Age: 18-29

Sex: Either or

Education: Somewhere in there

LSU or Alabama: NCSU

Drew Brees or Tom Brady: P. Rivers

Marital Status: Answer depends on size of your bank account

Top 3 Favorite Sports: Curling, Cheerleading, and NASCAR

Dostevsky or Tolstoy: Toy Story 3

12/25/2011 8:27:12 PM

^ Is accepted.

I now live in Raleigh. I expect all friends to present me with housewarming gifts.

I need:
Coffee table
End Table
Dining Table
Chairs

Thank you

12/29/2011 8:36:39 AM

Name: Al
Age: 25
Sex: M
Education: BS in CE, working on MCE
LSU or Alabama: N/A
Drew Brees or Tom Brady: N/A
Marital Status: Engaged
Top 3 Favorite Sports: Football, hockey, Starcraft
Dostoevsky or Tolstoy: N/A

12/29/2011 8:40:32 AM

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" Education: BS in CE, working on MCE "

ME TOO.

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[Edited on December 29, 2011 at 8:46 AM. Reason : ]

12/29/2011 8:45:39 AM

12/29/2011 8:47:16 AM

I'm doing Transportation

12/29/2011 9:08:22 AM

Neat. Geotech here. You plan on working here or moving back to SEC country?

12/29/2011 9:10:42 AM

definitely Dostoyevsky.

12/29/2011 9:13:33 AM

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"LSU or Alabama: N/A Drew Brees or Tom Brady: N/A Dostoevsky or Tolstoy: N/A"

ME TOO.

12/29/2011 9:13:56 AM

12/29/2011 9:22:38 AM

i'll be your friend. but i'm not going to fill out your application. you have to love me for who i am

12/29/2011 9:34:36 AM

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"Neat. Geotech here. You plan on working here or moving back to SEC country?"

Not sure. My g/f goes to LSU and is gonna be there for a while because she is in Vet School. So it partially depends if we are still together in a year and a half. Also depends on how I like it here and how easy it is to get a job. I'd probably prefer to live somewhere besides SEC country though.

12/29/2011 9:36:05 AM

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"Marital Status: Engaged"

ME TOO.

12/29/2011 9:41:47 AM

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"BUY AN ADD"

12/29/2011 9:43:47 AM

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"Drew Brees or Tom Brady: P. Rivers"

12/29/2011 9:44:05 AM

embed please!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_WesTtHf2Q

12/29/2011 9:48:06 AM

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"BUY AN ADD"

fify. advertisement only has 1 D

12/29/2011 9:48:10 AM

Name: Vanderpuddin'

Age: 30

Sex: F

Education: BS PRTM & AAS Culinary Technology

LSU or Alabama: LSU all the way

Drew Brees or Tom Brady: Easy Breesy

Marital Status: I need to speak with your financial planner first

Top 3 Favorite Sports: Bourbon, Football, & Baseball

Dostoevsky or Tolstoy: Beverly Clearly

12/29/2011 9:49:50 AM

Quote :

"BUY AN +!"

12/29/2011 9:50:22 AM

I've taken your application, shredded it and I'm going to add it to my worm compost.

12/29/2011 9:52:37 AM

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"ncsuapex"

Accepted. Please bring a microwave to the housewarming party

12/29/2011 10:01:59 AM

Name: Bond. James Bond. James Bond Junior

Age: 20

Sex: All the time

Education: Warfield Academy

LSU or Alabama: Both will be killed by the blast

Drew Brees or Tom Brady: Both will be killed by the blast

Marital Status: fucking your mother right now

Top 3 Favorite Sports: Crew, Tennis, Golf

Dostoevsky or Tolstoy: F those communists

12/29/2011 10:06:45 AM

I'm building you a matching end table, coffe table, and dining room set....but I'm not filling out the application....you will be my friend or I'll set of the C-4 I've built into your furniture k?

12/29/2011 10:09:20 AM