wait, shit, no, I've got it backwards...

http://www.newser.com/story/136162/sex-assault-of-chihuahua-gets-con-10-years.html

12/26/2011 6:30:22 PM

12/26/2011 6:32:17 PM

10 years is way too long. the dog was asking for it

12/26/2011 6:35:35 PM

WHAT THE FUCK

12/26/2011 7:55:00 PM

Yeah, I'm wondering how it would even be physically possible.

12/26/2011 11:42:15 PM

I don't even

12/26/2011 11:45:02 PM

What the fuck, you guys have nothing to say about a crippled meth-head buttfucking his landlord's chihuahua?

Come on, you can't make this shit up.

12/27/2011 7:26:43 PM

this is why prostitution should be legal

12/27/2011 7:29:39 PM

Quote :

"The dog is currently being cared for in a foster home. "Shadow is a victim in every sense of the word," the new owner told the judge. "

Wait, why did the dog get taken away from his owners? Sounds like the original owners also got screwed.

12/27/2011 7:31:45 PM

Jesus!! I just read that article and

12/27/2011 7:33:32 PM

Maybe if the dog wasnt dressing so damn provocatively...

12/27/2011 8:23:41 PM

Sup dog?

12/27/2011 10:11:46 PM