Post your crappy apartment stories here...

My apartment has the old school radiative heaters along the walls under the windows. No big deal; I cut them off during the day and it probably breaks even or saves a few dollars over central air. Plus I can heat the house to 70 degrees in a matter of minutes on those cold mornings.

However, every time the radiator is triggered my DSL cuts out. Apparently the only phone jack in the place is wired parallel to the power lines and they interfere. Freeze or have interwebs

12/28/2011 9:42:35 PM

you can't look at boobs on a radiator

12/28/2011 9:45:29 PM

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12/28/2011 9:58:28 PM

lol

12/28/2011 10:03:57 PM

I loved when I was living in a place with no heat, no a/c, and a huge floor to ceiling single paned window in the kitchen that would sweat in the winter whenever we cooked. It also had a fridge the size of a dorm fridge and no oven. And half the time the water heater didn't work. And it was across the way from a concrete factory so all of my shit was covered in dust whenever I would open the windows to air it out. And because it was above a store, when the store closed for the evening you'd have to shimmy between a fence and a building column to get around the store gate to the breezeway that led to the apartment stairs.

God I don't miss that place at all.

12/28/2011 10:16:01 PM

i miss the apt i had when ASU kicked me off campus as a grad student.

the first night i spent in it alone was like that movie "Joe's Apartment." except instead of enjoying a musical with my new friends i chased them around with aerosol cans of poison. so much poison in fact im sure ill have cancer later in life.

when they ran in various holes/cracks around the place id spray poison in after them and then immediately seal it up with spray foam insulation.

good times indeed! plus the place always smelled like sausage (cue jokes).

12/28/2011 10:40:36 PM

Gee, wolfpackgrr, where was that?

12/28/2011 10:47:07 PM

Vermont.

12/28/2011 10:47:32 PM

12/28/2011 10:47:57 PM

Yep just outside of Middlebury. Place suuuuuuuuuuuuuuucked.

12/28/2011 10:49:01 PM

I lived at Kensington Park 3 times in the early 2000's
flooding was normal
a/c was spotty at best
kitchens were vintage 1983 styled
toilets were short as fuck
hallway was tiny and laborious
low ceilings


i met a lot of OG twwers during my stay there
lots of parties
lots of beer pong
lots of cigarettes

12/28/2011 10:52:41 PM

Now you have me thinking about the place I lived in on Kent Road where we'd occasionally hear gun fire or fights break out in the middle of the night. Good times

12/28/2011 10:55:16 PM