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"A man aged 99 is divorcing his 96-year-old wife after 77 years of marriage, distraught at discovering she had an affair in the 1940s, The (London) Daily Telegraph reported today. Court papers lodged in Rome revealed the Italian man, identified as Antonio C, was divorcing his wife, Rosa C, after finding letters that revealed she had an affair more than 60 years ago. The split will make Antonio the oldest divorcee ever recorded, according to the Telegraph. He discovered the letters just days before Christmas when he was going through a chest of drawers. Rosa confessed to her indiscretions and begged for forgiveness but her husband was adamant that he wanted a divorce. The pair have five children, 12 grandchildren and a great-grandchild."

http://www.adelaidenow.com.au/news/breaking-news/italian-man-aged-99-to-divorce-96-year-old-wife-over-1940s-affair

12/29/2011 9:12:59 PM

whew, I thought you found out about punchmonk and I

SHIT. I MEAN... UH... FUCK.

12/29/2011 9:14:05 PM

haha

12/29/2011 9:14:33 PM

Rosa confessed to her indiscretions and begged for forgiveness but her husband was adamant that he wanted a divorce.


Like. A. Boss.

12/29/2011 9:16:34 PM

nah nah... aint nobody gettin close to punchmonk. "I already tried... and she ain't havin' it."

qntmfred though, that's another story. I hear he likes couples massages.




[Edited on December 29, 2011 at 9:18 PM. Reason : disclaimer: I didn't actually try. I just thought the quote was relevant.]

12/29/2011 9:17:00 PM

^^

Hell yeah, the pimp hand is strong with this one.

12/29/2011 9:21:05 PM

Divorce proceedings in Italy take so long this couple will be dead before it's final

12/29/2011 9:25:58 PM

Wonder if it was during the war.

12/29/2011 9:27:11 PM

I also find an Italian man pissed about an affair hilarious

12/29/2011 9:28:42 PM

Why did she save the letters?

LEAVE NO EVIDENCE.

12/29/2011 9:29:20 PM

^^ haha that was my first thought too.

12/29/2011 9:30:01 PM

^^hahahah good point

^ikr! "the wife is the cathedral, the mistresses are the chapels"

[Edited on December 29, 2011 at 9:31 PM. Reason : ]

12/29/2011 9:30:09 PM

12/29/2011 9:31:48 PM

I would think if she still was hanging on to the letters, she was still kind of hanging on to the guy? I don't know.

12/29/2011 9:32:44 PM

It's all jokes in here.



...until it happens to them.

12/29/2011 9:33:04 PM

12/29/2011 9:34:15 PM

12/29/2011 9:34:41 PM

Quote :

"EAST MAN COLOR"

12/29/2011 9:34:56 PM

12/29/2011 9:36:04 PM

Y'all that bitch is old...I'm pretty sure she forgot about those damn letters

12/29/2011 9:36:06 PM

LMAO ^ for real

12/29/2011 9:43:30 PM

I guess I just don't understand why she didn't get rid of them when she wasn't so damn old.

12/29/2011 10:14:09 PM

It was probably some Ernest Hemingway fan fiction she forgot about, and she's so old now that she can't remember whether it really happened or not.

12/29/2011 10:14:56 PM

WHORE!!!

12/29/2011 10:15:15 PM

I bet that old dude was PISSED.

"I've been living with this lying trifflin ass ho for 60 years?"

12/29/2011 10:16:08 PM