"The Latin Grammy Awards are on tonight"

Lol

1/1/2012 3:58:35 PM

Lol

1/1/2012 3:59:55 PM

slurpin noises

1/1/2012 4:00:08 PM

"Beetlejuice nigga WHAAAAAAAAT?!?!"

1/1/2012 4:00:26 PM

loud, wet buttonholes

1/1/2012 4:00:44 PM

"I love Ortega's taco sauce. It makes my taco pop!"

1/1/2012 4:02:34 PM

"Three thousand or some shit? Nah, it was some kinda number or summthin."

1/1/2012 4:04:31 PM

"I've never seen Star Wars." ---> "I don't see what the big deal is with those movies anyways"

1/1/2012 4:05:48 PM

Your girlfriend's sister is such a racist

[Edited on January 1, 2012 at 4:06 PM. Reason : push her down the stairs]

1/1/2012 4:05:50 PM

She's not saying much. The others are though and...

1/1/2012 4:09:07 PM

Hahahaha "quality male dancers are golden"

1/1/2012 4:45:51 PM

"who would wanna be an anal bead?"

1/1/2012 5:30:24 PM