The sound that emanates from my ass contains more intelligence than the entirety of the 86616 posts that BubbleBobble has made on this website.

1/2/2012 3:37:32 AM

1/2/2012 4:28:11 AM

this thread would have been clever in the 5th grade

1/2/2012 8:03:11 AM

i want a pig now

1/2/2012 8:11:53 AM

^

1/2/2012 9:12:04 AM

^^

1/2/2012 9:13:06 AM

^^^

1/2/2012 9:22:18 AM

I don't always fart in the morning, but when I do, my wife cries.

1/2/2012 12:15:55 PM

this is so funny, and this also "contributes" to chit chat

1/2/2012 12:23:28 PM

BubbleBobble, please apologize to El Nachó

1/2/2012 12:44:31 PM

oh

so it's gonna be like that

1/2/2012 12:46:17 PM

i always fart in the morning. a lot. i call it my morning thunder.

[Edited on January 2, 2012 at 1:38 PM. Reason : i fart. i don't far in the morning.]

1/2/2012 1:38:19 PM

yes. farting is definitely a morning thing.

Also, that Sheldon baby pig comic is great!!

1/2/2012 2:06:17 PM

I remember, back when I was married...I would wake up in the morning, throw the covers off, raise one leg in the air, and fart violently. I deliberately clenched my anus so as to produce the most exit velocity possible. This, in turn, had a direct bearing on the intensity of the trumpet blast issuing forth from my sphincter.

I then braced myself for the flailing arm that inevitably flew my way.

Maybe this had something to do with my divorce later on down the road.

1/2/2012 2:12:30 PM

I usually wake myself up in the morning with a fart.

1/2/2012 6:23:12 PM