ITT: every TWW user post here at least once

OH WE BACK FOR 2012

PRAISE EPIC CAT!

Quote :

"NEW AND IMPROVED"

the death of EUPHALO number 3 EXPOSED?!?!?!?

1/3/2012 8:16:25 PM

WHERE IS THE "SRSLY" GIF

1/3/2012 8:18:04 PM

I wanted to put it, but I figured the link you provided to it would die

upload it to imgur or whatever and I'll edit

1/3/2012 8:19:21 PM

wut

1/3/2012 8:19:34 PM

**EUPHALO!! Newsletter No. 1!!**



THIS IS >12AM TERRITORY FOO

ITS EUPHALO NEWSLETTER TIME!



OH WE BACK

PRAISE MILEY!!!!!!!!!!

Welcome to the first OFFICIAL EUPHALO weekly newsletter, on this Monday of our Lord and Saviour Crispus Attucks, the 29th of June, 2009. This is not to be confused with the original EUPHALO newsletter, which really was just sent intermittently, and was rather short-lived. Hopefully, that will not be the case with this one, however. I am going to try to get this out each week sometime between Sunday-Wednesday.

My aim is to let everyone know what's going on in EUPHALO-related activity on our finely established message board, The Wolf Web, but mostly to just have a good time! Hopefully you will all at least have a laugh or two; if nothing else, you can laugh at the self-generating humor of all the tuff guys on TWW in the various threads listed in this newsletter (or should I say ITNL)

I just want everyone to know that Miley is my inspiration for this newsletter. Without her, my existence would not be possible. How, you ask? I'm not really sure, but I'll eventually find the answer while I am anonymously beating chest. Also padding - padding has been my inspiration since around 2004, when I started becoming active on TWW (praise Crispus)

So let's get this shit started, shall we? We are kickin' it off this week with the current TWW trend of the week.


TWW Trend of the Week

yep, you guessed it, fucking orange soda the R.I.P. (insert celebrity here) threads

if you've missed this trend somehow, the gist of it is that the celebrity's name is stated in the thread (e.g. R.I.P. Bill Murray), and in the first post in the thread, a picture of a different celebrity is inserted. The funniest part of that, to me, is the inevitable user that has no idea what's going on and says something along the lines of "That's not Bill Murray." And of course, they always say it seriously, and with a conviction that just makes a nigga LOL.

Of course, this week has been an anomaly, and the fake R.I.P. threads have been eclipsed by celebrities actually dying (see: Michael Jackson) - but lulz ensue in those threads as well.

Here are a few good ones (which may or may not have been locked/deleted by gunzz by the time you read this)

a classic by amac: message_topic.aspx?topic=562190 (thanks to walls for citing this one, I just read through it and LOLed hard)
Fail Boat getting pissed ITT: message_topic.aspx?topic=568377
BigHitSunday 10/10: message_topic.aspx?topic=569688
another by amac: message_topic.aspx?topic=568975 (not a particularly funny thread, but the pic made me lose it for some reason)

so, in summation:

Quote :

"I don't get it. And you know that the picture is of Sting, judging by the path for the picture."

TWW Tuff User of the Week!

The beauty about TWW is that, the funny never stops - you just have to look for it. Everyone be sure to keep an eye out for TUFF users, on whatever section you might be browsing on TWW. Also, be sure to report it to me, just in case I didn't notice this particular user being tuff.

It was hard to pick, and it might seem like a bit of a copout, but this week, the award goes to the one and only Fail Boat!! Congratulations, faggot!


TWW SO TUFF Quotes of the Week!

Just as a note, the quotes don't have to have been said within the past week; they can be from anytime/anywhere. If you have any quotes that you feel should make the cut, just PM them to me before the next newsletter and they will be screened for humor or interest, and most likely added!

And by the way, be sure to post them here if you see them - bonus points for linking to the thread it came from: message_topic.aspx?topic=566262

So, without further ado..

Quote :

"I think this EUPHALO shit is getting out of hand again."

-theDuke866
message_topic.aspx?topic=569927&page=1#13032194

Quote :

"ahahahha let that soft batch motherfucker rot"

-kiljadn
message_topic.aspx?topic=569932

(god damn I love it when black people get pissed at the n word, I'm sorry - it's always hilarious. By the way, I'm not sure how being suspended from TWW means that someone is going to rot, but whatever..)

Quote :

"Boo fucking who. Pretty white kids with problems. Its called being an adult. If you don;t like something about your life, get off your TWW posting ass and do something about it."

-GGMon
message_topic.aspx?topic=569942&page=1#13032396

Quote :

"funny how the link to that picture comes from the National Weather Service Website for NWS Salt Lake City http://www.wrh.noaa.gov/slc/index.php"

-spoken by Jesus Christ himself

Quote :

"Consider yourself officially called out you faggot you think you're tough? Then come say the shit you said about me and my friends on TWW to our faces Can't wait to see your bitch ass crying when you get taken out"

-Socrates, from The Art of Being Tough



Threads Not to Miss for the Week

NOTE: I was going to include the name of the threads, but thought it would be funnier this way

message_topic.aspx?topic=567790 LOLS ITT
message_topic.aspx?topic=569538 so many tuff guys ITT
message_topic.aspx?topic=569903 haha, cool
message_topic.aspx?topic=556015 always good for entertainment, imho
message_topic.aspx?topic=548628 about as EUPHALO-esque as it gets

sorry, I'd provide more, but I did this section in kind of a hurry, and wasn't seeing anything else good


EUPHALO Image of the Week

We can vote on this (or something similar) in the future if you want




BubbleBobble's Hot Chick Image of the Week!

Sorry if you don't think she's hot, but she gave me an instant boner.



if that doesn't work: http://www.imagefap.com/image.php?id=1638414916


EUPHALO Quote/Post(s) from the Past

In this section, we revisit snippets of funny from the original and vol. 2 EUPHALO threads!

Quote :

"n00b ?.... whats bwn and gg"

-DappaDan, page 16, 3/29/2005 2:25:04 AM

Quote :

"can you mend this bleeding heart of mine?"

-OneNighter86, page 140, 9/6/2006 12:51:46 AM

(it just made me laugh that he said that in EUPHALO)

Quote :

"I farted and it smells. Just thought I'd share that."

-stategirl05, page 38, 4/11/2005 5:44:46 PM

(CONT'D BELOW)

1/3/2012 8:21:23 PM

Reverse Online Translations of the Week


Original (by gunzz):

Quote :

"making more michael jackson threads without his name in the title will still get you suspended i've already got one and i have my eye on a few more so again, keep it up! this is the last public warning i will give and you people need to stop pressing your luck"

Translated in Reverse (several times):

Quote :

"Realization of a lot of Jackson Michael whom sons without its name in the name will always force you to discharge temporarily I have already arrived one, and I have my eye on some a part from more so once again, I continue it! She is last public speaking to me, will give also to you, people should stop to press on your chance"

Original (by Willy Nilly):

Quote :

"Am I to understand that many of you "pad" simply to increase your post count? Do you not realize how incredibly lame that is? Do you not have anything better to do? Go read a book. Go for a walk. Go pick weeds in your garden. Go play frisbee with friends. I mean, shit... What the fuck, people?"

Translated in Reverse:

Quote :

"Must I understand that many of you go for a walk " to steps felt " to increase simply his counting postcard? Do not they carry out it is? Do not they have anything better to do? A book goes for the bed. Do a walk. Go they choose rough weapon in his garden. The flying disc of the game goes with the friends. I, he wants to say the shit... What the fact of the kiss, the people?"

LOL!!


Best Up and Coming Poster: inSTAALed

What can I say? This guy has really shined in the EUPHALO thread, and he hasn't even been on here a week. Kudos to you, amigo. Please don't stop posting!


**OFFICIAL EUPHALO Lineup!**

I know for a fact that I've forgotten many people, but these are the most active these days


The King of EUPHALO

ReceiveDeath AKA BubbleBobble sons!!

The Queen(s) of EUPHALO

Miley Cyrus, evan

Current Board of Directors (cannot exceed 10 members at any given time)

BubbleBobble, teh_toch, Money_Jones, hypaone, evan, BIGcementpon, wawebste, aaronburro, catalyst, Spontaneous

EUPHALO Power Posters

Ashes, tromboner950, wdprice3, inSTAALed, cynosural, bowser, nael

EUPHALO Hall of Fame (goodnight, sweet princes...)

ReceiveDeath, amac884, JTMONEYNCSU, fjjackso, JEWS, NIGGERS, Airbag, O RLY, gunsupbrah, FailMcAIDS, Walls1441 (and all subsequent Big Business aliases), slingblade (until he returns)

EUPHALO Hall of Shame (What a shameful user..)

BigEgo

you don't fucking "retire" from padding - not to mention that EUPHALO is not 100% about padding

Complete List of EUPHALO (Vol. 3) Members

Little do many of these people know it, but they are part of team EUPHALO.

CLICK HERE for the list of all current EUPHALO members (by this I mean you are automatically a part of team EUPHALO if you have posted in the EUPHALO thread)


Tentative Ideas for Future Newsletters

I couldn't include everything in this newsletter, I'm not a ma-- wait a minute, I am a machine, but I still couldn't do it. Or could I??? Anyway, some ideas for future newsletters:

EUPHALO Stats for the Month

top 10 most active posters for the month

these are just some ideas, which may not be possible without the help of qntmfred - are any of you so technologically inclined that you could generate some statistics for EUPHALO? R U A BAD ENOUGH DUDE TO SAVE THE PRESIDENT GENERATE EUPHALO STATS???

In this section, anonymous fools beat chest

(insert pictures of anonymous fools here, LOL!)

yea I got nothing for this right now - or do I?? either way feel free to beat chest here

EUPHALO Superlatives

things like best poster of the week, of the month, umm yeah and other stuff - I might do this in the future, or just in certain newsletters when I feel someone is particularly deserving of one

OFFICIAL EUPHALO Links!

I'm in a hurry to get this done so I'll compile them for next time - links to EUPHALO-related official threads



And so, that sums up the first weekly EUPHALO Newsletter! I know it wasn't my best work (one might even say sucky), but I wanted to get it done before I went to sleep, and I'm on vacation and have already wasted about 5-6 hours on this LOL! I'm also considering doing it bi-weekly, but will try my best to make it weekly (which would be easier with your help!) If you are interested in helping me out with the newsletter, let me know. Of course, I am the OFFICIAL editor, so if I don't like your changes, then they won't be reflected on the subsequent newsletter LOL! God damn I'm tuff - SO tuff.


EUPHALO Quote to Live By

Quote :

"John let me make a suggestion. Focus on one thread. Go for it. Don't spread your energies on several, it's not working for you."

-DaphneGrey, page 23 of the original EUPHALO thread (RIP )


The **OFFICIAL** EUPHALO Mascot!



PRAISE EPIC CAT. PRAISE HIM!

1/3/2012 8:21:46 PM

hehe

1/3/2012 8:22:43 PM

k

1/3/2012 8:23:48 PM

^^^great post

[Edited on January 3, 2012 at 8:24 PM. Reason : ^]

1/3/2012 8:24:40 PM

usmello euphalo

1/3/2012 8:24:49 PM

1/3/2012 8:25:44 PM

I need to repost that hot chick of the week

1/3/2012 8:25:53 PM

please deal with euphalo

1/3/2012 8:26:56 PM

1/3/2012 8:28:27 PM

what a shameful group of padders...i have asked that gunzz lock this and suspend all the euphaloers

1/3/2012 8:32:02 PM

man if I had some good help, we could definitely do a monthly newsletter

idk why I thought I could do a weekly one


what a shameful orange soda

1/3/2012 8:33:03 PM

that outrageous cat gif is awesome

1/3/2012 8:34:29 PM

POWER POSTER

1/3/2012 8:34:34 PM

and I got oneee moreeeeeee silver dollaaaaa

1/3/2012 8:35:25 PM

why was the other thread locked?

1/3/2012 8:36:05 PM

it's in the contract I signed with qfred

every time EUPHALO gets 1000 pages, it gets the boot

and I also get 10,000 posts automatically added to my account

1/3/2012 8:37:22 PM

Sup bitches

1/3/2012 9:12:22 PM

o hai

1/3/2012 9:16:02 PM

Quote :

"makes a nigga LOL"

1/3/2012 9:20:12 PM

Quote :

"makes a nigga LOL"

1/3/2012 9:23:30 PM

LOLWUT

1/3/2012 9:25:52 PM

they killed my nigga ned

1/3/2012 9:28:29 PM

in on page 1

1/3/2012 9:30:09 PM

the few, the proud

the euphalonians

1/3/2012 9:31:01 PM

in on page 1!

Why was the last one locked?

1/3/2012 10:25:06 PM

look up about 10 posts

[Edited on January 3, 2012 at 10:34 PM. Reason : .]

1/3/2012 10:29:48 PM

in on page 1


holla fuckers!

1/3/2012 10:31:58 PM

1/3/2012 10:39:13 PM

I hate this thread and everything it represents

1/3/2012 10:48:14 PM

^I find that very surprising

1/3/2012 11:03:21 PM

1/3/2012 11:06:00 PM

[Edited on January 4, 2012 at 12:35 AM. Reason : ]

1/3/2012 11:06:52 PM

so focused

1/3/2012 11:08:47 PM

1/3/2012 11:12:41 PM

oh god

please remove the embed or everyone's gonna have to hear it when they reply :-\

1/3/2012 11:39:16 PM

LOCK SUSPEND DELETE

DEATH TO PADDERS!!!!

1/3/2012 11:40:30 PM

1/3/2012 11:40:41 PM

The one of bubblebobble getting reamed from behind is good.

1/3/2012 11:41:55 PM

1/3/2012 11:42:28 PM

LimpyNuts

1/3/2012 11:42:54 PM

There is a line, and that limpy nuts guy crossed it several times over

1/3/2012 11:43:44 PM

what

1/3/2012 11:47:11 PM

1/3/2012 11:47:58 PM

1/3/2012 11:48:56 PM

set em up

1/3/2012 11:49:15 PM