post them

you can get cajun fries at cookout upon requeust

1/8/2012 2:16:13 AM

same at five guys

1/8/2012 2:17:19 AM

you can level up cooking by cooking more.

1/8/2012 2:19:03 AM

Dogs can live off of cat food, but cats cannot live off of dog food.

1/8/2012 2:22:53 AM

if you have a baby you can get out of a lot of social and work engagements by simply blaming it on your family

[Edited on January 8, 2012 at 2:24 AM. Reason : bonus points if you simultaneously get out of family engagements by blaming on work]

1/8/2012 2:24:11 AM

This song will get you laid http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=3jYcW1nEsGk#t=24s

1/8/2012 2:28:48 AM

You can request 2 scoops of rice at Crazy Fire

1/8/2012 2:31:08 AM

Snoopy has spicy rices too, you just goo ta ask, and it cost a little more.

1/8/2012 2:33:11 AM

you can level up cocking by cocking more

1/8/2012 2:58:02 AM

You can sleep better with foam earplugs if the neighbors are loud.

1/8/2012 1:10:30 PM

flash tits

1/8/2012 1:11:26 PM

this thread needs some geniusxboy to talk about how we've hacked into the universe in order to create airplanes

1/8/2012 1:14:00 PM

Nans

1/8/2012 1:18:55 PM

these fucking dogs woke me up this morning with their incessant barking.

i got up, got dressed, and walked over to the far end of my parking lot, near where the dogs were. there were 3 dogs, 2 in one yard and 1 in another. they were just barking at each other. i told them to shut up, i shushed them, i TSKd them in my best caesar milan impression, but these fuckers just kept barking. i finally gave up and went inside. they barked for probably 30 more minutes until they finally shut the fuck up.

1/8/2012 1:21:42 PM

cool story bro

1/8/2012 1:22:37 PM

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1/8/2012 2:22:48 PM