go to heaven?

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1/11/2012 12:55:51 AM

Get a load of this guy. ^

1/11/2012 12:57:15 AM

If heaven is a Wal-Mart

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1/11/2012 1:00:17 AM

yes because they are the ones saying it

1/11/2012 1:01:53 AM

I'm just saying....I was walking through this restaurant earlier tonight and this HUGE woman we blocking the door outside. I said "excuse me" and I started wondering if he hears that shit all the time since she was so good at having volume. I felt kinda bad afterward and wondered if that phrase makes the hearts of fat people cry.

1/11/2012 1:02:09 AM

I was really hoping the OP would say, "Go to heaven?"

1/11/2012 1:03:46 AM

^ I like it. Fixed.

1/11/2012 1:08:36 AM

7 deadly sins

1/11/2012 1:10:43 AM

Depends on if they're a saved.

1/11/2012 3:28:11 PM

"a saved"

nice

1/11/2012 3:32:16 PM

Quote :

"If heaven is a Wal-Mart"

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1/11/2012 3:35:51 PM

1/11/2012 3:37:52 PM

I, too, have questions about fat people that I don't have the balls to ask them to their face.

Oh, here's the classic one:

"why don't they just lose weight?"

1/11/2012 3:52:09 PM

And how do they wipe when its obvious there's no way their hands can get back there?

Do they have to move folds of fat to poop or pee? Do farts get stuck in the folds?

1/11/2012 7:28:25 PM

I'd answer if you weren't trolling.

1/11/2012 7:31:45 PM

This obese guy from work says he takes a ball of TP and puts it in a vise grip and then basically grinds his ass up and down on it till the poops gone.

1/11/2012 7:34:30 PM

1/11/2012 7:35:29 PM

Nah, why do you think we use the handicap stalls? That way we can do fat-person yoga and get into poop-wiping-whale using the bars for support and leverage.

1/11/2012 7:45:29 PM

I question Wolfmarsh's fat credentials.

1/11/2012 7:49:37 PM

Yeah. We need waist up naked pics to confirm.

1/11/2012 7:51:17 PM

Wasn't trolling

1/12/2012 7:11:46 AM

Quote :

"I felt kinda bad afterward and wondered if that phrase makes the hearts of fat people cry."

Those tears might be sweat.

1/12/2012 8:52:43 AM

i'm not certain if its worse to be half black or fat these days.

Sure you can lose the weight (can't lose the black) but odds are low that you will.

I chose half black because i think being black black is worse, still, i think. Plus even if someone is "mixed" people still refer to that individual as black 3/5ths* of the time.






*

1/12/2012 9:03:29 AM

I'm screwed even after I lose weight

1/12/2012 9:16:13 AM

OH YOU BET YOU'RE SCREWED *



*emphasis on the

1/12/2012 9:19:12 AM

1/12/2012 9:26:05 AM

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1/12/2012 10:20:34 AM